- About Uglyprimate
- Fort Whine Indiana
- Motorcycles owned currently
- '09 XR1200, '04 Ninjette
- Motorcycles owned past
- '70ish Suzuki TC 125,'72,'74 Hondas,'01 Yamaha FZ1,'07 Ninjette(RIP),'08 KLR
- Dream bike
- One that's either paid for or runs
- Best ride ever taken
- Arizona, Freshman year in college. Riding instead of attending classes. Graduating is over-rated!
- Dream ride
- Ride the World, there's nothing NOT worth seeing
- Other interests
- Collecting ex-wives, did I reach high score?
- Still plays with trucks, paid to sit on my ass
- "Beauty sleep?" Bitch, you don't need a nap, you need to HIBERNATE!