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wxwax 04-11-2009 11:17 AM

Celery! Celery!
 

Celery, Celery,
If she don't come,
I'll tickle her bum,
With a lump of celery.


Celery, Celery,
My old mum said
Tickle her bum
With a stick of celery.

Celery, Celery,
My old mum said
You can make her come
With a stick of celery.




Quote:

Chelsea have banned celery from Stamford Bridge after two referees mentioned in their match reports that the vegetable had been thrown onto the pitch. Blues fans traditionally take the offending item to their matches in honour of their chant Celery.

But fans have now been warned that they may be refused entry to matches if they attempt to take celery into the ground, and face arrest if they are caught throwing it. A helpful news item on the Chelsea website points out: " The throwing of anything at a football match, including celery, is a criminal offence for which you can be arrested and end up with a criminal record."

The Arsenal's Cesc Fabregas enjoying a healthy snack offered free of charge by Chelsea fans.


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Carefree, wherever we may be,
We are the famous CFC,
And we don't give a fuck,
whoever you may be,
'Cos we are the famous CFC.




And now for today's football scores. In the Champion's League quarterfinals, at Anfield...

Chelsea 3
Liverpool 1



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wxwax 04-11-2009 11:32 AM

Hi Mercury!

:wave


You are my Chelsea, my only Chelsea,
You make me happy when skies are grey,
You'll never notice how much I love you,
Please don't take my Chelsea away.

welder 04-11-2009 05:48 PM

:huh ?

2laneblacktop 04-11-2009 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wxwax

Celery, Celery,
If she don't come,
I'll tickle her bum,
With a lump of celery.


Celery, Celery,
My old mum said
Tickle her bum
With a stick of celery.

Celery, Celery,
My old mum said
You can make her come
With a stick of celery.
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I'll never look at a stick of celery the same...:nah

:lol3

wxwax 04-11-2009 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by welder
:huh ?

Don't you think fan songs are one of the great things about soccer in England?

They fill the stadiums with passionate noise and tremendous atmosphere.

Now, Celery isn't exactly You'll Never Walk Alone, and the Shed isn't exactly the Kop, but there's room for all sorts in this crazy world of ours, isn't there?


Blue is the color
Football is the game
We're all together
And winning is our aim
So cheer us on through the sun and rain
'cause Chelsea, Chelsea is our name

wxwax 04-11-2009 10:37 PM

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wxwax 04-11-2009 10:51 PM

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wxwax 04-14-2009 02:43 AM

Champion's League second leg today.

The Reds will be feeling Blue.

Mercury264 04-14-2009 05:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wxwax
Don't you think fan songs are one of the great things about soccer in England?

They fill the stadiums with passionate noise and tremendous atmosphere.

Now, Celery isn't exactly You'll Never Walk Alone, and the Shed isn't exactly the Kop, but there's room for all sorts in this crazy world of ours, isn't there?


Blue is the color
Football is the game
We're all together
And winning is our aim
So cheer us on through the sun and rain
'cause Chelsea, Chelsea is our name

Just had to quote that....

Mercury264 04-14-2009 05:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wxwax
Champion's League second leg today.

The Reds will be feeling Blue.

We'll see eh Sid :D




























You're probably right though :cry

wxwax 04-14-2009 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mercury264
Just had to quote that....

I wish Chelsea had an anthem as good as You'll Never Walk Alone.

The Kop is one of football's great heritages. It's one of the things that makes English football different and better. The passion the fans bring to the game makes it so much more enjoyable. I sometimes fall asleep watching La Liga and Serie A.

lorazepam 04-14-2009 01:12 PM

The songs are almost as much fun as getting blind drunk at the match :lol3

I was over there in 78-79, and you are right, the songs were fun to listen to. The pub songs were great as well. Not a lot of bars here that break into song on a regular basis.

Truckin_Thumper 04-14-2009 01:15 PM

can we still get pre ban celery?

VespaFitz 04-14-2009 01:46 PM

:ymca

AntWare 04-14-2009 02:26 PM

Another low scoring sleeper :snore


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