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freaking RT 09-25-2004 08:30 PM

oh!!! the pain of aggravating the gods
 
snap hook off of #14, took an unplayable, a little 6 iron under a tree, bad bounce, down in a ditch, another unplayable, a nasty drop, fuck, fuck, fuck!!!! :bluduh

A game that has 18 freaking gods. and right now the bitch at 14 has my fucking number!! it's not pretty. that's a birdie hole, dammit. :bluduh

this years club championship is not looking pretty. :bash :bash :bash

on a good note, I will be attending service at Our Ladies of the 18 promptly at 8:36 in the morning. May the gods be fair and understanding of today's sacrifice. :nod

should they not, the god of the keg will drown our sorrows after service. and he demands attendance.

amen

ridetwistyroads 09-25-2004 08:39 PM

I kind of felt like I went to church :lurk

imploded 09-25-2004 08:40 PM

seriously, are you high?

freaking RT 09-26-2004 03:07 AM

no just pissed on by the golf gods. :D

here's some more examples of the round. 295 yard, slightly up hill, par 4. it's guarded by two big bunkers at the green. busted a great drive, the ball caught the upper lip of the left bunker and ended up with a nasty lie.

another par 4, this one is 430 yards, busted another drive and ended up against the lip of another sand trap. had to go out sideways :bluduh

need to get my head outta of my ass and shoot a low number today. :nod

and may the beer god have it cold :D

Team Dennis 09-26-2004 06:04 AM

Tighten the grip, open the stance and good luck. :thumb

VespaFitz 09-26-2004 06:14 AM

You should quit playing that stupid game.

Rider 09-26-2004 08:08 AM

If there has ever been empirical proof there is no God, golf should qualify.

AnnieGS 09-26-2004 08:09 AM

Golf's fer twats.

Rider 09-26-2004 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AnnieGS
Golf's fer twats.

Did you mean "twits"? :huh
I know what twats are for.

AnnieGS 09-26-2004 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BMW Rider
Did you mean "twits"? :huh
I know what twats are for.

The figurative 'twat,' my friend.

Rider 09-26-2004 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AnnieGS
The figurative 'twat,' my friend.

Ahhhhhhh, figurative twats. Simply delicious. Figuratively speaking, of course. :yum

freaking RT 09-27-2004 06:34 AM

oh well, there will be next year.

I see we have another (Annie) that can't play the game.

AnnieGS 09-27-2004 06:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by freakingRTrider
oh well, there will be next year.

I see we have another (Annie) that can't play the game.

Not "can't," as I've never tried.

Pally McGee 09-27-2004 06:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by imploded
seriously, are you high?

PROTOCOL CHECK:
Are noobs allowed to use this phrase? :huh

VespaFitz 09-27-2004 06:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AnnieGS
Not "can't," as I've never tried.

You'd look good in the pants, Annie.

http://www.cathchar.org/Calendar/Stooges.JPG

Mmm...baggy.


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