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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 09-06-2012, 08:12 AM
Replies: 32,934
Views: 8,025,311
Posted By Ugly
Ah man. My armchair quarterbacking skills are...

Ah man. My armchair quarterbacking skills are getting as rusty as my reading comprehension. :freaky
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 09-05-2012, 04:08 PM
Replies: 32,934
Views: 8,025,311
Posted By Ugly
Can't even see the yellow line in the first pic...

Can't even see the yellow line in the first pic of the series. :becca
(Edit: Reading comprehension fail. There is no line there. Meh, I can still armchair quarterback it though.)
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-08-2012, 03:37 PM
Replies: 32,934
Views: 8,025,311
Posted By Ugly
I knew it! You guys do that to me on purpose! ...

I knew it! You guys do that to me on purpose! :rofl
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-04-2012, 07:58 PM
Replies: 9,270
Views: 1,849,181
Posted By Ugly
:rofl:rofl

:rofl:rofl
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 07-18-2012, 11:27 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,897
Posted By Ugly
When I ride I take on my alter ego. The utterly...

When I ride I take on my alter ego. The utterly awesome, handsome and cool manly man who can melt the hearts of the most beautiful of women with a simple gaze from behind my darkened faceshield. So...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 07-18-2012, 12:51 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,195
Posted By Ugly
"...when her car strayed into the ditch,..." ...

"...when her car strayed into the ditch,..."

The car didn't "stray" anywhere, it was driven there. :becca

I'd almost bet the teen jumped out of the car when the opportunity presented itself. ...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 07-11-2012, 08:19 PM
Replies: 87
Views: 6,020
Posted By Ugly
Ah yea. I remember when I was still immortal. ...

Ah yea. I remember when I was still immortal. Those were the days. :freaky
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 07-11-2012, 12:09 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,334
Posted By Ugly
I start my day with about one and a half tall...

I start my day with about one and a half tall glasses of cold water. Pretty boring stuff, but it clears out all the goo, and since it's my ritual, kick starts my brain in the process.

If I do...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 07-05-2012, 11:07 AM
Replies: 32,934
Views: 8,025,311
Posted By Ugly
I get them all. Then again, I remember having a...

I get them all. Then again, I remember having a blast driving a tractor down a gravel road at 12 mph while yelling "VROOM! VROOOOOM!". :ricky

Then again, buying a tractor isn't on my to-do list...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 07-03-2012, 10:42 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 2,820
Posted By Ugly
Meh, I was curious as to where he was planning to...

Meh, I was curious as to where he was planning to go and if it were back South. I would definitely suggest more than a canteen for water. And a good 1st aid kit, taking out the bs and putting in...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 06-25-2012, 08:30 PM
Replies: 32,934
Views: 8,025,311
Posted By Ugly
I need new glasses. In all those pics, I didn't...

I need new glasses. In all those pics, I didn't notice the second finger until you mentioned it. I just saw the pinky as well. :lol3
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 06-22-2012, 02:20 PM
Replies: 82
Views: 5,622
Posted By Ugly
I'm going to go against the grain in this...

I'm going to go against the grain in this shitfest of a successfull ego-driven troll thread :rofland point out something a bit more "glass half full".


Looks like the girl was smart enough to...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 06-14-2012, 05:03 PM
Replies: 224
Views: 19,744
Posted By Ugly
She's going to be my girlfriend one day. All I...

She's going to be my girlfriend one day. All I have to do is to keep stalking her. :freaky One day.. yea. She will be mine. :rofl
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 06-13-2012, 04:07 PM
Replies: 973
Views: 143,897
Posted By Ugly
Is this an option on the new Truimph Explorer, or...

Is this an option on the new Truimph Explorer, or is it more aftermarket? :photog
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 06-10-2012, 01:29 PM
Replies: 32,934
Views: 8,025,311
Posted By Ugly
Pretty Girls... the only power that can derail...

Pretty Girls... the only power that can derail the thread which cannot be derailed. :freaky:sweeti:babe:freaky
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 06-06-2012, 01:08 PM
Replies: 285
Views: 30,946
Posted By Ugly
The SUV mom with the cell phone mom is number two...

The SUV mom with the cell phone mom is number two in my book. More for unpredictability than for general ass-hattery. Used to be number one until after a few trips back from the coast in Summer. The...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 06-06-2012, 12:57 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 2,218
Posted By Ugly
I've watched it dozens of times as well. It's...

I've watched it dozens of times as well. It's not until I go look at my chicken strips that reality sets in. :rofl
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 06-05-2012, 08:40 PM
Replies: 2,873
Views: 389,041
Posted By Ugly
About a year ago. On a busy two lane street in...

About a year ago. On a busy two lane street in North Portland sitting at a stoplight going for an evening ride on my Versys. I'm in the left track when a little kid (in his mid-20's or so...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 05-12-2012, 10:39 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 4,641
Posted By Ugly
Oh my goodness, when I went from modular to...

Oh my goodness, when I went from modular to regular full face with my allergies... sweet jeebus. You know that dream of when that perfect girl is looking at you as you pull off your helmet and you...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 05-04-2012, 02:19 PM
Replies: 2,873
Views: 389,041
Posted By Ugly
It's happened to me in Portland. Guy stopped in...

It's happened to me in Portland. Guy stopped in the middle of the road in front of me with a couple kids in the car to look at one of those little pop up carnivals that go up in an empty lot from...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 05-03-2012, 11:19 AM
Replies: 32,934
Views: 8,025,311
Posted By Ugly
I love this thread. :lol3 Ride your own...

I love this thread. :lol3

Ride your own ride, just do it my way... and stay in your own damned lane! :rofl
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 04-09-2012, 02:29 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 2,279
Posted By Ugly
Most of the advice I give to a new pillion I...

Most of the advice I give to a new pillion I mostly learned from this site.

Don't get on or off the bike until I say so.

Mount and dismount from the left side only.

Don't move around when...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 04-06-2012, 04:29 PM
Replies: 1,485
Views: 98,247
Posted By Ugly
Meh

Stay out of my lane if you're going the other way. Move over if you're going slower than me. Don't force me to avoid you. Give others assistance if it's needed. Put whatever tire on your bike you...
Forum: Face plant 02-02-2009, 11:48 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 10,484
Posted By Ugly
I've only been in a situation where I was one of...

I've only been in a situation where I was one of the first to be able to respond twice in my many years of being on the road (mosty cars, but I'm old enough to have seen a few things).

Since I've...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 02-02-2009, 09:27 AM
Replies: 90
Views: 4,320
Posted By Ugly
I try to ride whenever I can.

Ice will stop me.

I've also learned not to ride at night when it rains. My nightvision isn't what it used to be. (and it was never great to start with).

Gotta admit though, the sparkly...
Forum: Beasts 10-05-2008, 02:00 AM
Replies: 6,640
Views: 1,474,241
Posted By Ugly
But bikes don't want to cuddle later.:D

But bikes don't want to cuddle later.:D
Forum: Beasts 09-30-2008, 02:17 AM
Replies: 6,640
Views: 1,474,241
Posted By Ugly
My second reply to this thread....

Well, I've got the engine broke in as per the instructions so I get to play with it without looking at my tac every time I want to go faster.

It's kinda stange that this little bike can feel...
Forum: Beasts 09-20-2008, 08:10 PM
Replies: 6,640
Views: 1,474,241
Posted By Ugly
This is terrible. Now I can't ride off the...

This is terrible. Now I can't ride off the pavement anymore. :D
Forum: Beasts 08-13-2008, 01:52 AM
Replies: 6,640
Views: 1,474,241
Posted By Ugly
Choices...

One month ago the local dealers here had both the Wee-Strom and Versys on the floor. The stars must have aligned themselves just right, I don't know, but it happened. I was looking at both...
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