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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 07-31-2014, 10:06 AM
Replies: 5,361
Views: 300,958
Posted By Offblnz
He basically admitted he left the scene of an...

He basically admitted he left the scene of an accident that he was part of.

"Shit for brains" is too nice a description of him.
Forum: Road warriors 05-29-2014, 01:41 PM
Replies: 167
Views: 10,787
Posted By Offblnz
Where, where? :lol3

Where, where? :lol3
Forum: Racing 05-18-2014, 02:59 PM
Replies: 229
Views: 15,919
Posted By Offblnz
Totally forgot to thank you for that one! :thumb...

Totally forgot to thank you for that one! :thumb Nice to finally get to see the NW200 live.:clap:freaky
Forum: Racing 03-17-2014, 06:19 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 4,536
Posted By Offblnz
Thanks for the pics, Bootlace, always brings the...

Thanks for the pics, Bootlace, always brings the feeling of being right there at track side with you!
Forum: Racing 03-16-2014, 07:32 AM
Replies: 1,970
Views: 136,495
Posted By Offblnz
:thumb Ret fedt at se, ikke?! Jeg så ikke løbet...

:thumb Ret fedt at se, ikke?! Jeg så ikke løbet her i US, så det var ret overraskende da jeg kiggede på resultatlisten. Flot, flot gået!
Forum: Racing 03-16-2014, 06:29 AM
Replies: 1,970
Views: 136,495
Posted By Offblnz
Kevin Magnussen :clap:freaky:clap:freaky:clap

Kevin Magnussen :clap:freaky:clap:freaky:clap
Forum: Road warriors 03-02-2014, 01:09 PM
Replies: 1,609
Views: 227,124
Posted By Offblnz
:lol3 I do think it's the weirdest beak on a bike...

:lol3 I do think it's the weirdest beak on a bike in the whole industry....heeeere birdy-birdy....but I'm ready to forgive that since I wouldn't be able to see it while sitting on it.
Forum: Road warriors 03-02-2014, 11:25 AM
Replies: 1,609
Views: 227,124
Posted By Offblnz
One of those Pikes Peak needs to be mine....MINE,...

One of those Pikes Peak needs to be mine....MINE, I tell ya'!!!

Brilliant choice on both your bikes!:thumb
Forum: Road warriors 02-08-2014, 06:25 PM
Replies: 811
Views: 113,280
Posted By Offblnz
:lol3 "But, Honeyyyyy.....it's much more...

:lol3 "But, Honeyyyyy.....it's much more dange...eeh...I mean...it's more safe to fly a monoplane...eeeh....it's not more expensive...I mean...it's cheaper to have two bikes than....commuting, yes!...
Forum: Road warriors 01-21-2014, 06:03 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,548
Posted By Offblnz
I had a '07 K12S. First time I took it on the...

I had a '07 K12S. First time I took it on the highway a semi went out to pass a slow car (only two lanes) so I just sat there till he pulled in again. I had traded in a GSA for it, so when the lane...
Forum: Vendors 10-04-2013, 07:28 PM
Replies: 1,144
Views: 164,977
Posted By Offblnz
Seems like I'm getting mine...

Seems like I'm getting mine now....WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!:clap:freaky:clap

L.C., ME :clap

Thanks Poolside. I'll be giving you an update as soon as I've received and installed it on my '02...
Forum: Vendors 10-03-2013, 04:26 AM
Replies: 1,144
Views: 164,977
Posted By Offblnz
:ear

:ear
Forum: Road warriors 08-21-2013, 04:40 AM
Replies: 92
Views: 11,945
Posted By Offblnz
:clap Congrats on the bike! Good write-up (as...

:clap Congrats on the bike! Good write-up (as usual!)

I have never suffered from envy, but right now I envy that you have a dealer so close by!
The machine looks b-e-a-Utiful!
I just sat a...
Forum: Road warriors 08-06-2013, 06:13 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 11,945
Posted By Offblnz
$17.500 OTD is really great! Seems like the...

$17.500 OTD is really great!

Seems like the closest road bike dealer is about 3 hours away:huh:cry
Forum: Road warriors 08-06-2013, 05:54 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 11,945
Posted By Offblnz
This place is like a light to a moth. And,...

This place is like a light to a moth.

And, yeah, tell her....I'll wait here while you set up your tent space in the garage. :lol3

I find the KTM to be a brilliant machine, not easy to come by...
Forum: Road warriors 08-06-2013, 05:34 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 11,945
Posted By Offblnz
I feex! :lol3 Sorry, Apessino, couldn't help...

I feex! :lol3

Sorry, Apessino, couldn't help myself!:D:wave
Forum: Vendors 07-29-2013, 04:49 PM
Replies: 1,144
Views: 164,977
Posted By Offblnz
August! Cool, just before the snow hits...

August! Cool, just before the snow hits again.:lol3
Forum: Vendors 07-10-2013, 05:27 PM
Replies: 1,144
Views: 164,977
Posted By Offblnz
It's like Santa saying "Sorry, kids, you wont get...

It's like Santa saying "Sorry, kids, you wont get your presents till after New Years Eve. Freaking Rudolf didn't stir the eggnog that I drink while flying around to serve you little cretins!" :cry
...
Forum: Vendors 07-09-2013, 09:35 AM
Replies: 1,144
Views: 164,977
Posted By Offblnz
Tell that to my mechanic!:lol3

Tell that to my mechanic!:lol3
Forum: Vendors 07-09-2013, 08:51 AM
Replies: 1,144
Views: 164,977
Posted By Offblnz
Be quiet man and get back to work! 30 me...

Be quiet man and get back to work!

30 me here and 30 me there....I just know I ordered one and that you said you would ship it here. Which part of the list the 30 first (who's on first?) that...
Forum: Vendors 07-09-2013, 07:12 AM
Replies: 1,144
Views: 164,977
Posted By Offblnz
L.C, ME. But I don't want to keep you away from...

L.C, ME. But I don't want to keep you away from your work all the damn time, so I'll shut it now and just check your list....if you could reveal if that batch I'm part of ships tomorrow, of course...
Forum: Vendors 07-08-2013, 12:02 PM
Replies: 1,144
Views: 164,977
Posted By Offblnz
:clap:freaky:wings:rayof:rilla:happay Edit:...

:clap:freaky:wings:rayof:rilla:happay

Edit: mmmm...will the batch that I'm part of ship too or were I celebrating to early?:ear:lol3
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 06-24-2013, 06:53 AM
Replies: 5,361
Views: 300,958
Posted By Offblnz
:lol3 It's a Norwegian information video to...

:lol3

It's a Norwegian information video to bicyclist about sharing the road. End notes says "For you who does not have 9 lives....please share the road".

I especially like his roll over the...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 06-22-2013, 02:59 PM
Replies: 5,361
Views: 300,958
Posted By Offblnz
Reading is hard, huh sweetie?!

Reading is hard, huh sweetie?!
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 06-22-2013, 05:34 AM
Replies: 5,361
Views: 300,958
Posted By Offblnz
Ah, you found the emoticons! :clap About time...

Ah, you found the emoticons! :clap About time :lol3

I think you should read your own post again to see why you might be considered as a douche who shouldn't have a drivers license.
You perceived...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 06-21-2013, 05:45 PM
Replies: 5,361
Views: 300,958
Posted By Offblnz
Are you threatening me, sweetheart? :wink::evil

Are you threatening me, sweetheart? :wink::evil
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 06-21-2013, 05:29 PM
Replies: 5,361
Views: 300,958
Posted By Offblnz
Best thing about bicycle pants is that they are...

Best thing about bicycle pants is that they are brilliant when you're moto-riding for long stretches of time.
And of course, one do look dead sexy in them combined with a moto jacket and helmet!
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 06-21-2013, 05:26 PM
Replies: 5,361
Views: 300,958
Posted By Offblnz
I'm not out to make you look like a douche-bag,...

I'm not out to make you look like a douche-bag, you did a fine job of that yourself with your post, so I'm just here for the entertainment. Good job! :thumb

Oh, and here's some more emoticons for...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 06-21-2013, 02:15 PM
Replies: 5,361
Views: 300,958
Posted By Offblnz
You know, it's funny, but I have never heard any...

You know, it's funny, but I have never heard any women complain about men on bicycles in tight bicycle pants, maybe that's what pisses off the lard-asses?! :lol3

Which reminds me of a day I was...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 06-21-2013, 02:05 PM
Replies: 5,361
Views: 300,958
Posted By Offblnz
You must have looked like you were in pain. Were...

You must have looked like you were in pain. Were you out of shape then? :lol3
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 06-21-2013, 02:04 PM
Replies: 5,361
Views: 300,958
Posted By Offblnz
Misperceived threats from other humans are often...

Misperceived threats from other humans are often a sign of insecurities in one self. :lol3
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 06-21-2013, 07:02 AM
Replies: 5,361
Views: 300,958
Posted By Offblnz
You can't feel a thing in a semi. I've had...

You can't feel a thing in a semi. I've had colleagues when I drove a semi who has been rear-ended by cars with a loaded trailer and they didn't feel anything.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 06-21-2013, 06:59 AM
Replies: 5,361
Views: 300,958
Posted By Offblnz
You're from Connecticut, you wouldn't know how to...

You're from Connecticut, you wouldn't know how to drive to save your life :razor
Forum: Road warriors 06-18-2013, 01:05 PM
Replies: 8,107
Views: 1,228,720
Posted By Offblnz
I'm NEVER gonna look at the R1 the same way...

I'm NEVER gonna look at the R1 the same way again! Thanks!

:lol3
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 06-09-2013, 05:40 PM
Replies: 33,096
Views: 8,069,391
Posted By Offblnz
Well, I'll be dam'ed!

Well, I'll be dam'ed!
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 06-07-2013, 01:06 PM
Replies: 271
Views: 16,937
Posted By Offblnz
Land of the free, huh?!

Land of the free, huh?!
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 06-06-2013, 06:38 AM
Replies: 5,361
Views: 300,958
Posted By Offblnz
:clap Amazing how this thread started out...

:clap


Amazing how this thread started out with a simple question, isn't it?
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 06-05-2013, 01:52 PM
Replies: 5,361
Views: 300,958
Posted By Offblnz
:lol3 You're fighting against windmills, mate!...

:lol3 You're fighting against windmills, mate! :thumb
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 06-05-2013, 01:33 PM
Replies: 5,361
Views: 300,958
Posted By Offblnz
Not even the Vettex thread in JM comes near this...

Not even the Vettex thread in JM comes near this one! :lol3
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 06-05-2013, 01:12 PM
Replies: 5,361
Views: 300,958
Posted By Offblnz
Being from Denmark, this whole thread have been...

Being from Denmark, this whole thread have been the weirdest experience I've had on AdvRider!
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