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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 05-09-2012, 02:07 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 5,649
Posted By CZP01
So what was the driver charged with? Vehicular...

So what was the driver charged with? Vehicular assault? Attempted murder? NOTHING, because cagers are a protected class? The article says she received a citation. Big whoop, she'll pay her fines and...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 05-07-2012, 02:20 PM
Replies: 3,325
Views: 451,588
Posted By CZP01
No, I know exactly what he's talking about --...

No, I know exactly what he's talking about -- maybe the lanes are painted differently in your AO, but where I live people tend to dive over into the left turn lane before it's even open. They just...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 01-08-2012, 12:59 PM
Replies: 247
Views: 50,528
Posted By CZP01
Pulled up to a red light and found a license...

Pulled up to a red light and found a license plate lying on the ground. :huh

I picked it up and shoved it in my side pannier just before the light turned green. :evil
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 10-18-2011, 09:11 PM
Replies: 35,113
Views: 8,760,242
Posted By CZP01
The photo seems to have changed. Originally it...

The photo seems to have changed. Originally it was a guy on a GSXR, cranked over in a turn, wearing a Harley-style brain bucket :rofl... BACKWARDS!!! :rofl :rofl Now it appears to be guy wearing...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 10-09-2011, 10:49 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 5,621
Posted By CZP01
Selling your first bike? Emotional attachment to your bikes!?

What do you guys think: Do you have an emotional attachment to your bikes, or are they just lifeless machines to you?

Me, I'm not really sure.

My first bike was/is a V-Star 650. I still have...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 10-03-2011, 03:02 AM
Replies: 101
Views: 11,405
Posted By CZP01
:lol3

:lol3
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 09-30-2011, 09:12 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 11,405
Posted By CZP01
The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your...

The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair! :1drink
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 09-30-2011, 08:50 PM
Replies: 9,812
Views: 1,991,734
Posted By CZP01
Stopped into Target today while wearing ATGATT. I...

Stopped into Target today while wearing ATGATT. I bought a handheld mirror to help when I shave my head.

The cute little blonde at the cash register said, "Is this so you can admire yourself...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 09-25-2011, 03:57 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 5,581
Posted By CZP01
I used to commute religiously on my bike. A...

I used to commute religiously on my bike.

A while back I decided I would start taking the car every Friday.

Last week I only rode to work one day out of five. :rofl
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 09-12-2011, 11:18 AM
Replies: 9,812
Views: 1,991,734
Posted By CZP01
Yup. It was a polite way of saying "Were you born...

Yup. It was a polite way of saying "Were you born in a fucking barn? Take the goddamn helmet off you slob." :wink:
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-30-2011, 04:54 AM
Replies: 9,812
Views: 1,991,734
Posted By CZP01
OK here's a stupid question. I was talking to...

OK here's a stupid question. I was talking to somebody who's looking to start riding a motorcycle.

Him: What kind of bike do you ride?
Me: I have two.
Him: You have TWO bikes!? What kind?
Me: A...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-22-2011, 08:18 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,012
Posted By CZP01
You're a braver man than I. I would have pulled...

You're a braver man than I. I would have pulled off and waited it out in a restaurant or something for a couple of hours.

Granted, I don't know how long these desert storms of yours last, but...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-21-2011, 09:42 PM
Replies: 136
Views: 13,560
Posted By CZP01
Have you ever worked at a motorcycle dealership?...

Have you ever worked at a motorcycle dealership? Or in any sales position for that matter?

When it comes to young kids and sportbikes, for every one sale they lose because somebody like you steps...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-09-2011, 10:29 PM
Replies: 3,325
Views: 451,588
Posted By CZP01
Came to a stop at a red light, with traffic all...

Came to a stop at a red light, with traffic all around me. Three lanes each direction. I stopped in the far right track of the center lane. I was keeping tabs on the cars behind me via my mirrors...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-08-2011, 01:32 PM
Replies: 68
Views: 4,353
Posted By CZP01
Semi-legal? So I guess it's only semi-legal...

Semi-legal?

So I guess it's only semi-legal for me to walk down the sidewalk to pick up some pizza? Because there's no law on the books that specifically permits walking down the sidewalk to buy...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 07-29-2011, 01:50 AM
Replies: 171
Views: 15,689
Posted By CZP01
In the event of a crash I wouldn't really be...

In the event of a crash I wouldn't really be concerned about the rifle making it out alright, BUT... the thought of a 9lb steel rod cracking my spine in two doesn't sound too appealing. Maybe I will...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 07-29-2011, 12:54 AM
Replies: 171
Views: 15,689
Posted By CZP01
On Monday I'll be taking a trip to the shooting...

On Monday I'll be taking a trip to the shooting range (40ish miles each way) to sight in my newest toy:

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d67/opensourcelinuxm/A2.jpg

Per state law I can legally...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 07-25-2011, 09:07 AM
Replies: 171
Views: 15,689
Posted By CZP01
I was with you right up until the part that I...

I was with you right up until the part that I bolded.

What the fuck were you doing in the left lane if you were going slower than the flow of traffic?
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 07-19-2011, 09:45 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 2,810
Posted By CZP01
SOP for me is as follows: 1. Reach stopping...

SOP for me is as follows:

1. Reach stopping point on motorcycle
2. Kick down sidestand
3. Dismount bike while easing it onto the sidestand
4. Place foot directly behind, and in contact with,...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 07-08-2011, 01:06 AM
Replies: 9,812
Views: 1,991,734
Posted By CZP01
In my book that does make him cooler than other...

In my book that does make him cooler than other RUBs :lol3 Some of the Victories are pretty sweet bikes IMO, even for being cruisers.
Forum: Road warriors 06-27-2011, 01:46 PM
Replies: 152
Views: 41,187
Posted By CZP01
Ducati -- because I love the smell of warped gas...

Ducati -- because I love the smell of warped gas tanks in the morning :rofl
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 06-25-2011, 08:36 PM
Replies: 316
Views: 27,899
Posted By CZP01
And, speaking of the sociopaths I mentioned...

And, speaking of the sociopaths I mentioned earlier...

http://www.startribune.com/local/west/124427454.html

"Michael Swanson smiles as the judge reads his guilty verdict Thursday for both...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 06-25-2011, 01:39 AM
Replies: 9,812
Views: 1,991,734
Posted By CZP01
Not a stupid question but I thought it was a...

Not a stupid question but I thought it was a little funny.

A couple old timers walk up to the shop where I work to see about getting some service done. The older of the two walks up and down the...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 06-25-2011, 12:57 AM
Replies: 316
Views: 27,899
Posted By CZP01
I'm going to type out two phrases here and I want...

I'm going to type out two phrases here and I want you to consider both of them. Here we go:

1. Being insecure and fearful
2. Understanding that the world DOES contain sociopaths and otherwise bad...
Forum: Road warriors 06-24-2011, 11:27 PM
Replies: 152
Views: 41,187
Posted By CZP01
I'm tellin ya man, the Speedmaster is the shit. :D

I'm tellin ya man, the Speedmaster is the shit. :D
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 06-24-2011, 11:20 PM
Replies: 316
Views: 27,899
Posted By CZP01
OH FUCK I FEEL SO INSULTED BY YOUR SHARP WIT...

OH FUCK

I FEEL SO INSULTED BY YOUR SHARP WIT AND CUTTING SARCASM

:rofl
Forum: Road warriors 06-24-2011, 11:10 PM
Replies: 152
Views: 41,187
Posted By CZP01
With regards to the T-Bird... personally, I love...

With regards to the T-Bird... personally, I love the styling of it, especially the new Thunderbird Storm, but I like my Speedmaster waaaaaaaay better. The Thunderbird has a really wide tank that...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 06-24-2011, 11:01 PM
Replies: 316
Views: 27,899
Posted By CZP01
So THAT'S why I've been burdening myself with...

So THAT'S why I've been burdening myself with this Glock for so long!?! :rofl

If you aren't being sarcastic, you have some serious psychological issues. :huh

ETA: The "steel phallus" thing...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 06-24-2011, 10:55 PM
Replies: 316
Views: 27,899
Posted By CZP01
Yeah! People who take responsibility for the...

Yeah! People who take responsibility for the defense of their lives instead of just curling up and waiting for the government to help are SUCH posers! :rofl
Forum: Road warriors 06-24-2011, 10:53 PM
Replies: 152
Views: 41,187
Posted By CZP01
Triumph America/Speedmaster (basically 2 versions...

Triumph America/Speedmaster (basically 2 versions of the same bike).

Bear in mind that even the best-handling cruiser will feel like a tractor in comparison to something like a sportbike.
Forum: Road warriors 06-21-2011, 11:42 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 4,497
Posted By CZP01
There's your problem. Documented issue with...

There's your problem. Documented issue with Triumph motorcycles. Check out the forums on www.triumphrat.net
Forum: Road warriors 06-20-2011, 03:35 PM
Replies: 105
Views: 10,444
Posted By CZP01
I'll just leave this here :evil ...

I'll just leave this here :evil

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7CTqyrVrUo
Forum: Road warriors 06-20-2011, 03:11 PM
Replies: 105
Views: 10,444
Posted By CZP01
I ride a Triumph cruiser (albeit not a Rocket)...

I ride a Triumph cruiser (albeit not a Rocket) and I love it. I have heard nothing but good things about the Thunderbird and Rocket series.

The reason I came into this thread was to post that...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 06-16-2011, 11:56 AM
Replies: 137
Views: 10,063
Posted By CZP01
I was riding through some residential streets...

I was riding through some residential streets when I saw a motor cop stopped by the sidewalk talking to a MILF with a big rack. I gave him a wave. He looked at me for a moment and went back to...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 06-16-2011, 01:06 AM
Replies: 9,812
Views: 1,991,734
Posted By CZP01
Yup. :1drink I was in the parking lot with my...

Yup. :1drink I was in the parking lot with my bike once when an older couple approached me. The lady said, "We've been thinking about getting a bike like yours. I like that one a lot (as she gestures...
Forum: The Garage 06-14-2011, 03:34 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,559
Posted By CZP01
"Run the bike for a few minutes so the oil will...

"Run the bike for a few minutes so the oil will flow out more smoothililily." :rofl
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 06-09-2011, 12:22 PM
Replies: 9,812
Views: 1,991,734
Posted By CZP01
:huh Sounds like a legitimate question to...

:huh

Sounds like a legitimate question to me. Dude thought your bike was cool and wanted to make small talk about it.

I'll take "Totally uncalled-for hostility" for $800, Alex.

Consider...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 06-08-2011, 01:17 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 3,066
Posted By CZP01
Wow you just can't let it rest can you? :lol3 I'm...

Wow you just can't let it rest can you? :lol3 I'm a troll because I disagreed with you and suggested that you use your words and TALK to the rider in question to resolve a problem instead of...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 06-06-2011, 12:29 PM
Replies: 244
Views: 31,250
Posted By CZP01
Wow. How did your girlfriend do?

Wow. How did your girlfriend do?
Forum: Beasts 06-04-2011, 01:32 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,573
Posted By CZP01
You mean.... you don't know? Here on the...

You mean.... you don't know?

Here on the internet, everybody has a 9" penis, a 6000sqft house, the virtues of a saint, and NO debt whatsoever. Taking out a loan to buy what you want is so...
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