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Forum: Thumpers 06-24-2014, 05:45 PM
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Posted By SwollenCranium
@ 35 mph ?

@ 35 mph ?
Forum: Thumpers 06-22-2014, 10:16 AM
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Posted By SwollenCranium
Best advice I've seen in this thread, ever. :D

Best advice I've seen in this thread, ever. :D
Forum: Thumpers 06-01-2014, 06:13 AM
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Posted By SwollenCranium
A BFR will reduce cooling efficiency by 100%. :D ...

A BFR will reduce cooling efficiency by 100%. :D

I'll go with a mesh guard and take my chances on the gamble.
Forum: Thumpers 01-13-2014, 07:20 AM
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Posted By SwollenCranium
I think the fuel pump needs a certain amount of...

I think the fuel pump needs a certain amount of juice to do its thing properly.

I keep mine on a ($20) trickle charger and avoid the overnight or weekend negative temperature voltage drop.
Forum: Thumpers 12-01-2013, 03:19 PM
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Posted By SwollenCranium
Probably due to all the vibrations. :lol3

Probably due to all the vibrations. :lol3
Forum: Thumpers 11-18-2013, 08:44 AM
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Posted By SwollenCranium
http://www.rubberjesus.com/harbinger/attachment.ph...

http://www.rubberjesus.com/harbinger/attachment.php?attachmentid=47&d=1384789409
Forum: Thumpers 11-18-2013, 06:13 AM
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Posted By SwollenCranium
Super Z! When you're oppressed by the rude...

Super Z! When you're oppressed by the rude and bitter he'll wooosh in and save the day!


How about you go back to being Happy McSmiley and I'll go back to be Bitter von Grumpy.

K?
Forum: Thumpers 11-18-2013, 04:53 AM
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Posted By SwollenCranium
I wasn't asking for your support. Saying a...

I wasn't asking for your support. Saying a single vibrates when one has never had a single is stating a fact. I'll continue to offer my response to new folks that ask for it, thanks, buddy.
I'm...
Forum: Thumpers 11-17-2013, 06:51 PM
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Posted By SwollenCranium
I'm not looking to sell it, guy. I just am not...

I'm not looking to sell it, guy. I just am not going to call a pig a pony.
Forum: Thumpers 11-17-2013, 02:40 PM
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Posted By SwollenCranium
I've mentioned it a few times already. The fan...

I've mentioned it a few times already. The fan boys are far too loud for my one whiny voice to be heard.
Forum: Thumpers 11-17-2013, 02:15 PM
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Posted By SwollenCranium
It rattles and shakes like a can of pennies, I...

It rattles and shakes like a can of pennies, I don't see how any of you are staying on the thing up to its fuel capacity anyway ...:eek1

One cylinder barbie bikes can suck my balls, this is the...
Forum: Thumpers 11-14-2013, 07:07 AM
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Posted By SwollenCranium
If that's true I'll definitely never buy a...

If that's true I'll definitely never buy a 1200GS. :huh
Forum: Thumpers 11-04-2013, 04:45 AM
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Posted By SwollenCranium
I'm 6' 1". I look through the screen. I'd...

I'm 6' 1". I look through the screen. I'd wager that 100% of us have "looked through" it as well. What you guys are arguing is, is that you don't NEED to look through it to gain full view of...
Forum: Thumpers 11-01-2013, 02:23 PM
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Posted By SwollenCranium
While I try not to openly mock folks on their mod...

While I try not to openly mock folks on their mod choices, I do use them as a guide at times.

I have a "try" and a "lol, no way" list.


This thread has filled up the latter list more...
Forum: Thumpers 10-28-2013, 12:10 PM
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Posted By SwollenCranium
Exactly why I keep bungee and 550 cord in all my...

Exactly why I keep bungee and 550 cord in all my tool kits, because sometimes all you can manage in the field is to tie the broken shit in a bundle and out of the way.

BDAR is a real world...
Forum: Thumpers 10-22-2013, 07:19 AM
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Posted By SwollenCranium
I'm about to buy my second battery in just 3700...

I'm about to buy my second battery in just 3700 miles.

No obvious cause, bike does the charging it needs and there are no parasitic draws.

I'm thinking the heat killed my last two. I dunno...
Forum: Thumpers 09-07-2013, 07:50 AM
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Posted By SwollenCranium
The consensus of reading in this tread points to...

The consensus of reading in this tread points to it being a perception thing.

I perceive the Sertao open road ride as being a lawn mower like riding experience over 80mph. Most of you folks...
Forum: Thumpers 09-06-2013, 06:31 PM
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Posted By SwollenCranium
Color me disappointed .. I expected HS health...

Color me disappointed .. I expected HS health films of putrid penis and crusty balls. :cry
Forum: Thumpers 09-06-2013, 06:07 PM
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Posted By SwollenCranium
Yup I still have standard seat. I'm aware they...

Yup I still have standard seat. I'm aware they suck, just was not aware how much the suck was.


My sack must be too large I suppose.
Forum: Thumpers 09-05-2013, 10:38 AM
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Posted By SwollenCranium
Like having a constant drum roll tapped out on...

Like having a constant drum roll tapped out on one's sack. :cry
Forum: Thumpers 09-05-2013, 09:59 AM
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Posted By SwollenCranium
I dunno what you're missing but I'm missing...

I dunno what you're missing but I'm missing having more than one cylinder.

Asheville, NC to Raleigh @ 80mph and the vibrations nearly permanently numbed my testicles.

Sigh .. time for a new...
Forum: Thumpers 08-25-2013, 03:34 PM
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Posted By SwollenCranium
Doing a bit of sleuthing .. The link refers...

Doing a bit of sleuthing ..

The link refers to a breast reduction or some other cosmetic reconstructive practice. The item in question is a shaping device.

( Guessing mostly...)
Forum: Thumpers 08-02-2013, 09:01 AM
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Posted By SwollenCranium
On a related note: Hulu has both "A long way...

On a related note: Hulu has both "A long way Round" and "A Long way Down" playing currently for anyone wanting 10 hours of Obi Wan in the same region Nylon is riding.

I watched all the...
Forum: Thumpers 07-31-2013, 04:44 AM
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Posted By SwollenCranium
Sweet indeed. I'd like to hear a review from...

Sweet indeed.

I'd like to hear a review from someone as well.
Forum: Thumpers 07-29-2013, 09:29 AM
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Posted By SwollenCranium
Operator headspace and timing. :norton

Operator headspace and timing. :norton
Forum: Thumpers 07-14-2013, 03:23 PM
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Posted By SwollenCranium
Not true, first I ever heard of that. If it...

Not true, first I ever heard of that.

If it WERE true you can damn sure better believe I would drive mine to BMW tomorrow morning and leave it parked on their showroom floor ... muddy as possible...
Forum: Thumpers 07-13-2013, 06:59 AM
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Posted By SwollenCranium
It might be a sign of my unwillingness to do BDAR...

It might be a sign of my unwillingness to do BDAR unless absolutely life dependent but I'm thinking why try and Jerry rig it if you are in a comfortable place, and are not in danger?


Looks like...
Forum: Thumpers 07-10-2013, 09:49 AM
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Posted By SwollenCranium
If he is in Ulaanbaatar City he will have no...

If he is in Ulaanbaatar City he will have no issues getting Fed-ex or the like. U-city is a very modern place, large population .. all the normal things of a Western City of similar size.
Forum: Thumpers 06-19-2013, 02:25 PM
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Posted By SwollenCranium
I'd say its a little too late for any do over...

I'd say its a little too late for any do over since it appears the bike is now in a shipping container.

You guys are gonna make him twitch in his sleep for days thinking about all this gloom and...
Forum: Thumpers 06-08-2013, 06:29 PM
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Posted By SwollenCranium
I'd put my money in soft sides before hard side...

I'd put my money in soft sides before hard side if you think you'll be dropping your bike often.

I'm not a fan of those lame looking Giant loop tampon bags either so I decided to go another route;...
Forum: Thumpers 06-07-2013, 04:38 PM
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Posted By SwollenCranium
90w every ~500 miles or so, more often if I'm...

90w every ~500 miles or so, more often if I'm doing dirty/wet riding.

I've been doing it that way since ~ 1985 or so on various type of bikes (no super bikes though) never had any issues with...
Forum: Thumpers 06-05-2013, 11:40 AM
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Posted By SwollenCranium
My Two cents; My bike was left side down in...

My Two cents;

My bike was left side down in my yard from 5mph forward speed. Handlebars caught 98% of the fall. ( Hence they bent .. shit BMW bars = shit.)

My TT fairing bars added no amount...
Forum: Thumpers 06-04-2013, 05:18 AM
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Posted By SwollenCranium
I think a rotopax mount can be added, looks like...

I think a rotopax mount can be added, looks like it will fit although it will be sitting toward the rear of the bike rather than at the center of the top rack because of the cutout.

Twisted...
Forum: Thumpers 06-03-2013, 03:46 PM
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Posted By SwollenCranium
It does soften up the ride a bit. this...

It does soften up the ride a bit.

this ---> Coleman ATV Comfort Ride (http://www.walmart.com/ip/Coleman-ATV-Comfort-Ride-Seat-Protector/16777864)

I think I paid ~$30 a year ago.
Forum: Thumpers 06-03-2013, 08:45 AM
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Posted By SwollenCranium
I'm a fan of Pelican. I'm not a fan of any of...

I'm a fan of Pelican. I'm not a fan of any of the metal versions of side and top cases.

I used this top rack-- > SWMOTECH toprack...
Forum: Thumpers 06-01-2013, 05:15 PM
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Posted By SwollenCranium
Good paint choice. I've done three bikes that...

Good paint choice. I've done three bikes that color scheme so far.

Will do the Sertao as soon as I get tired of it looking so pretty.
Forum: Thumpers 05-24-2013, 05:44 PM
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Posted By SwollenCranium
Get the issue sorted?

Get the issue sorted?
Forum: Thumpers 05-21-2013, 01:44 PM
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Posted By SwollenCranium
Is that a fit for the Sertao ?

Is that a fit for the Sertao ?
Forum: Thumpers 05-20-2013, 05:34 AM
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Posted By SwollenCranium
Sounds like air to me. I've had bikes that...

Sounds like air to me. I've had bikes that were nearly impossible to bleed (front brake) unless I did a reverse bleeding by forcing fluid UP the line rather than down.

I drained my front...
Forum: Thumpers 05-16-2013, 12:39 PM
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Posted By SwollenCranium
Yup, YouTube (google) has been doing the...

Yup, YouTube (google) has been doing the copy-write cock block for about 2 years now.
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