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Forum: Road warriors 03-13-2013, 04:34 PM
Replies: 196
Views: 42,190
Posted By Bonsai Elephant
Very clean looking and great mileage! Enjoy!...

Very clean looking and great mileage!

Enjoy!

:wave
Forum: Orange Crush 12-19-2012, 04:26 PM
Replies: 3,234
Views: 716,639
Posted By Bonsai Elephant
And that being said, with the 1190R's beak how...

And that being said, with the 1190R's beak how would a high fender mod work out?
Forum: Orange Crush 12-19-2012, 04:24 PM
Replies: 3,234
Views: 716,639
Posted By Bonsai Elephant
I have to say, the 1190R is looking more and more...

I have to say, the 1190R is looking more and more attractive.

But I still prefer the look of the 990R.

And I hate waiting.

:patch
Forum: Ride reports 12-10-2012, 03:37 PM
Replies: 183
Views: 72,074
Posted By Bonsai Elephant
Anyone mind if a take a seat? :lurk

Anyone mind if a take a seat?

:lurk
Forum: Orange Crush 12-07-2012, 04:14 PM
Replies: 7,904
Views: 1,460,981
Posted By Bonsai Elephant
:(: Looks like the deal may well be off. ...

:(:

Looks like the deal may well be off.

Might have to wait a little while and go for a 990r next year.

Or wait a little longer and consider an 1190r.

:bluduh
Forum: Orange Crush 12-07-2012, 10:15 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,380
Posted By Bonsai Elephant
Which company? This may be the first time...

Which company?

This may be the first time I've heard of an insurance company not charging for something!
Forum: Orange Crush 12-06-2012, 11:42 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,380
Posted By Bonsai Elephant
:thumb

:thumb
Forum: Orange Crush 12-05-2012, 04:21 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,380
Posted By Bonsai Elephant
Change it all to 950<sup>NA</sup> and see who...

Change it all to 950<sup>NA</sup> and see who picks up on it!

:lol3
Forum: Orange Crush 12-05-2012, 02:54 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,380
Posted By Bonsai Elephant
Now you just need to sort out that 990EFI...

Now you just need to sort out that 990EFI inaccuracy on the side panels and you're done!

:D
Forum: Orange Crush 11-29-2012, 06:18 PM
Replies: 16,652
Views: 6,247,684
Posted By Bonsai Elephant
That looks all kinds of great! :thumb

That looks all kinds of great!

:thumb
Forum: Orange Crush 11-26-2012, 06:37 PM
Replies: 7,904
Views: 1,460,981
Posted By Bonsai Elephant
Definitely keep the bike. The honeymoon...

Definitely keep the bike.

The honeymoon period is shortlived but resentment lasts forever!

:lol3
Forum: Orange Crush 11-21-2012, 03:02 PM
Replies: 7,904
Views: 1,460,981
Posted By Bonsai Elephant
Why do you hate staggering around campsites drunk...

Why do you hate staggering around campsites drunk in the dark and having random conversations with other drunk staggerers while searching for your tent?







:D
Forum: Orange Crush 11-09-2012, 11:42 PM
Replies: 16,652
Views: 6,247,684
Posted By Bonsai Elephant
Me too, but I am just a couple of weeks away from...

Me too, but I am just a couple of weeks away from replacing it with a 2006 950!

:ricky
Forum: Orange Crush 11-07-2012, 07:24 PM
Replies: 7,904
Views: 1,460,981
Posted By Bonsai Elephant
Came one step closer to a 2006 950 today... ...

Came one step closer to a 2006 950 today...

:happay
Forum: Orange Crush 11-03-2012, 07:38 PM
Replies: 7,904
Views: 1,460,981
Posted By Bonsai Elephant
Keep the footpeg rubbers in place and take the...

Keep the footpeg rubbers in place and take the whole damn things off and fit Fastway pegs instead.

Really gives a nice level of stability when standing.
Forum: Orange Crush 10-31-2012, 08:16 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,084
Posted By Bonsai Elephant
I was just thinking of starting a 950 vs 990...

I was just thinking of starting a 950 vs 990 opinion thread and lo and behold I find this!

Good stuff folks, keep the info coming!

:lurk
Forum: Orange Crush 10-30-2012, 07:29 PM
Replies: 7,904
Views: 1,460,981
Posted By Bonsai Elephant
Stiffer springs and revalving the forks makes a...

Stiffer springs and revalving the forks makes a big improvement.

You'll notice the difference straight away.
Forum: Orange Crush 10-29-2012, 08:02 PM
Replies: 7,904
Views: 1,460,981
Posted By Bonsai Elephant
Inched a little closer to replacing my sold one...

Inched a little closer to replacing my sold one...
Forum: Orange Crush 10-25-2012, 11:11 PM
Replies: 7,904
Views: 1,460,981
Posted By Bonsai Elephant
I'm 5'11" too, it made riding way more...

I'm 5'11" too, it made riding way more comfortable on mine. It didn't stop the wind from hitting my face but took out the turbulence so my head was in clean air.

Far better.
Forum: Australia 10-23-2012, 04:22 PM
Replies: 222
Views: 16,905
Posted By Bonsai Elephant
He asked me for a beer once. But not for a...

He asked me for a beer once.

But not for a glass to go with it.

He's a savage I tell you, a barbarian!
Forum: Australia 10-23-2012, 03:07 PM
Replies: 222
Views: 16,905
Posted By Bonsai Elephant
Jock pissed off a mod, the mod saw a window of...

Jock pissed off a mod, the mod saw a window of opportunity to exact revenge and the ranks closed up to protect him.

:nod

Slowbike-smallpenis, for all that he's a twat, hit the nail on the head...
Forum: Australia 10-23-2012, 02:51 PM
Replies: 222
Views: 16,905
Posted By Bonsai Elephant
:thumb Damn right. And there's no...

:thumb

Damn right.

And there's no innocents in gaol either.

So, anyway, I've got this bridge I'm looking to sell...

:deal
Forum: Orange Crush 10-22-2012, 02:09 PM
Replies: 7,904
Views: 1,460,981
Posted By Bonsai Elephant
My plan when I get a new one. Life without a...

My plan when I get a new one.

Life without a 990 is no life at all!

:(:
Forum: Australia 10-21-2012, 02:43 PM
Replies: 222
Views: 16,905
Posted By Bonsai Elephant
Anyone remember when the owner of ADV blacked it...

Anyone remember when the owner of ADV blacked it out for twenty-four hours to protest internet censorship?

:norton
Forum: Australia 10-20-2012, 10:34 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 3,641
Posted By Bonsai Elephant
I hear her favourite customer is in Mancland, UK.

I hear her favourite customer is in Mancland, UK.
Forum: Australia 10-20-2012, 06:50 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 3,641
Posted By Bonsai Elephant
Thinking about those Texan waitresses! :D

Thinking about those Texan waitresses!

:D
Forum: Australia 10-19-2012, 04:08 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 3,641
Posted By Bonsai Elephant
How would you remember it in the lonely nights...

How would you remember it in the lonely nights that follow...

:augie
Forum: Australia 10-19-2012, 03:14 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 3,641
Posted By Bonsai Elephant
And still managed to ride across the US and back....

And still managed to ride across the US and back.

Fucking legend.
Forum: Australia 10-19-2012, 02:18 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 3,641
Posted By Bonsai Elephant
I frog-marched him to LAX to make sure the old...

I frog-marched him to LAX to make sure the old bugger left!

http://bonsai-elephant.smugmug.com/Other/Camera-Awesome-Photos/i-dKzzNdZ/0/XL/CA10181222194556-XL.jpg
Forum: Australia 10-18-2012, 04:41 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 3,641
Posted By Bonsai Elephant
Can we see where this threat took place? You...

Can we see where this threat took place?

You know, just out of interest.

Or know what form it took?
Forum: Australia 10-18-2012, 02:13 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 3,641
Posted By Bonsai Elephant
Jock's in my place in Los Angeles, flying out...

Jock's in my place in Los Angeles, flying out tonight.

A real gentleman and welcome back at my place any time.

ADV is poorer without him, fortunately there are other ways to keep in touch, but...
Forum: Orange Crush 10-14-2012, 02:11 PM
Replies: 3,234
Views: 716,639
Posted By Bonsai Elephant
I got good performance on and offroad with a...

I got good performance on and offroad with a Scorpion rear and Karoo front.

The Karoo wasn't fantastic on the road but I did find it to be consistent at least, so you could work with its...
Forum: Orange Crush 10-09-2012, 04:58 PM
Replies: 16,652
Views: 6,247,684
Posted By Bonsai Elephant
That's a section of track I'd plan my route to...

That's a section of track I'd plan my route to take downhill!

:lol3
Forum: Orange Crush 10-02-2012, 05:59 PM
Replies: 16,652
Views: 6,247,684
Posted By Bonsai Elephant
Front page stuff.

Front page stuff.
Forum: Orange Crush 10-02-2012, 06:37 AM
Replies: 3,234
Views: 716,639
Posted By Bonsai Elephant
Boring R vid. I like the regular vid, the...

Boring R vid.

I like the regular vid, the little wheelie as he crests a hill so we can appreciate the raw power, the wheelspins as he rides off with his mate so we know the traction control won't...
Forum: Orange Crush 09-29-2012, 08:14 PM
Replies: 7,904
Views: 1,460,981
Posted By Bonsai Elephant
I used to do that years ago, before the Emergency...

I used to do that years ago, before the Emergency Transfusion Service (as it was then) had their own bikes I dispatched for the company who held their account.

Having one of their boxes on board...
Forum: Orange Crush 09-29-2012, 08:09 PM
Replies: 16,652
Views: 6,247,684
Posted By Bonsai Elephant
Yep. It's probably built more solidly than your...

Yep. It's probably built more solidly than your back, plus it can be fixed, not worth struggling against that weight on a slow fall, just make sure you aren't underneath it.

:nod
Forum: Orange Crush 09-29-2012, 07:49 AM
Replies: 16,652
Views: 6,247,684
Posted By Bonsai Elephant
A couple that lays it down together stays...

A couple that lays it down together stays together?

:lol3

Glad you're both okay!

:D
Forum: Orange Crush 09-29-2012, 07:26 AM
Replies: 3,234
Views: 716,639
Posted By Bonsai Elephant
They should do it this weekend in LA. ...

They should do it this weekend in LA.

Traffic, mountains and Mulholland Drive - The Duke takes on Carmageddon!

:lol3
Forum: Orange Crush 09-26-2012, 05:03 PM
Replies: 3,234
Views: 716,639
Posted By Bonsai Elephant
That's the kicker, isn't it. Starbuck's may...

That's the kicker, isn't it.

Starbuck's may not be great but any one you go into, anywhere in the world, you know what to expect, and that it will at least be drinkable.
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