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Forum: The Sandbox - AKA Flatistan Yesterday, 04:59 PM
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Posted By halmc
Silver Lake in the early AM, 40, maybe fifty...

Silver Lake in the early AM, 40, maybe fifty miles o' two-stroke two strokin'. Gwine be 95% single track, sandy whoops. Go for the gusto, Marco Polo.
Forum: The Sandbox - AKA Flatistan 05-17-2013, 03:17 AM
Replies: 4,543
Views: 322,966
Posted By halmc
I got your stimulation right here. Mostly 6th...

I got your stimulation right here. Mostly 6th gear, haulin' ass, yesterday, cuz my riding bud has to go back to sea for three weeks. Don't wanna go with no busted ass:
...
Forum: The Sandbox - AKA Flatistan 05-16-2013, 03:10 AM
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Posted By halmc
Ain't it about time you got tired of that 690?

Ain't it about time you got tired of that 690?
Forum: The Sandbox - AKA Flatistan 05-08-2013, 02:21 AM
Replies: 4,543
Views: 322,966
Posted By halmc
Yesterday's no JKD ride: ...

Yesterday's no JKD ride:

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj271/halmca/0507.jpg (http://s274.photobucket.com/user/halmca/media/0507.jpg.html)
Forum: The Sandbox - AKA Flatistan 05-06-2013, 02:30 PM
Replies: 4,543
Views: 322,966
Posted By halmc
Today's thrilling ANF ride: ...

Today's thrilling ANF ride: http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj271/halmca/videos%20and%20stuff/th_FlatMay62013.jpg...
Forum: The Sandbox - AKA Flatistan 05-06-2013, 03:49 AM
Replies: 4,543
Views: 322,966
Posted By halmc
I have one of them too, a EXC 540. The last time...

I have one of them too, a EXC 540. The last time I submerged it, it cost me just a bit over $1600 (with me furnishing the labor) Jug, piston, and crankshaft. Got to admit that the fo' stroke ingested...
Forum: The Sandbox - AKA Flatistan 05-05-2013, 06:30 PM
Replies: 4,543
Views: 322,966
Posted By halmc
Incidentally, I have been axed for my...

Incidentally, I have been axed for my registration and OHV pass more times in this year (2013) than in all previous years combined.

When preparing to ride on Friday, and while unloading at the...
Forum: The Sandbox - AKA Flatistan 05-05-2013, 05:14 PM
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Views: 322,966
Posted By halmc
Well, I'm kinda fond of my little ole two stroke,...

Well, I'm kinda fond of my little ole two stroke, so how about the twelth of never -- and that's a long, long time! But you can borrow it any time, few want.
Forum: The Sandbox - AKA Flatistan 05-05-2013, 05:15 AM
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Posted By halmc
The normally dry hole is at 30.354431N,...

The normally dry hole is at 30.354431N, 84.410682W. Not at all remote, and just a low spot. (No trucks digging it out). But gas tank deep. Very easily gone around 100yds to the north.

Yes, it's...
Forum: The Sandbox - AKA Flatistan 05-05-2013, 03:19 AM
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Posted By halmc
When you begin a '99 300 EXC two stroke ride with...

When you begin a '99 300 EXC two stroke ride with the petcock set on reserve, you go exactly 76.4 miles, you get to meet Officer Clay, and become the beneficiary of the LCSO's gas.

I don't have...
Forum: Road warriors 04-27-2013, 03:03 AM
Replies: 66
Views: 3,975
Posted By halmc
Shirley you're not considering a mountain ride ....

Shirley you're not considering a mountain ride . . . ?
Forum: The Sandbox - AKA Flatistan 04-25-2013, 02:37 AM
Replies: 4,543
Views: 322,966
Posted By halmc
OMG! The county cries out for you! The...

OMG! The county cries out for you!

The country, well, not so much.

My favorite displacement of the RFS line.
Forum: The Sandbox - AKA Flatistan 04-24-2013, 07:29 PM
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Views: 322,966
Posted By halmc
Um, Swampy was your priest?

Um, Swampy was your priest?
Forum: The Sandbox - AKA Flatistan 04-12-2013, 06:12 PM
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Posted By halmc
(Pee's in fire, hits the sack.)

(Pee's in fire, hits the sack.)
Forum: The Sandbox - AKA Flatistan 04-08-2013, 03:15 AM
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Posted By halmc
Yet another excelletn ride ini the ANF yesterday....

Yet another excelletn ride ini the ANF yesterday. Very little dust.
Forum: Old's Cool 04-03-2013, 03:08 PM
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Views: 217,416
Posted By halmc
Damn, cowperson, that's a mighty fine li'l Honda....

Damn, cowperson, that's a mighty fine li'l Honda. Very nice work. Hope you're still enjoyin' that R1100RT.

Do you get BMW Owner's News? Wanna send you a picture if you don't.
Forum: The Sandbox - AKA Flatistan 03-28-2013, 06:32 PM
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Posted By halmc
Carrabelle Trip

Me and a bud rode from Silver Lake to Carrabelle and back yesterday. There's lotsa water in the ANF and more in and around Tate's Hell.

The little logging road that connects the ANF and Tate's...
Forum: The Sandbox - AKA Flatistan 03-24-2013, 03:43 AM
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Posted By halmc
Gimmie a shout next time. Would be happy to show...

Gimmie a shout next time. Would be happy to show y'all some of my favorite rides, or just bring up the rear.


Hopefully one can learn something from every crash, whether your own or someone...
Forum: The Sandbox - AKA Flatistan 03-12-2013, 04:25 AM
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Posted By halmc
Nice thread: ...

Nice thread: http://advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?p=20926106#post20926106
Forum: Pics, pics, pics... 03-12-2013, 04:14 AM
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Views: 17,629
Posted By halmc
You want old? I got ya old right here: ...

You want old? I got ya old right here:

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj271/halmca/00005.jpg

Picture taken in 1947. That's me on the tank, kids. Servi-Cycle, manufactured in New Orleans,...
Forum: The Sandbox - AKA Flatistan 03-12-2013, 04:10 AM
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Posted By halmc
Still be makin' me giggle: ...

Still be makin' me giggle:

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj271/halmca/engrossed/PSBUZZ.jpg
Forum: The Sandbox - AKA Flatistan 02-26-2013, 02:51 AM
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Posted By halmc
I don't recall such a blast of nearly continuous...

I don't recall such a blast of nearly continuous rain outside the tropical storm/hurricane season.

It did pause long enough on Sunday AM to permit a pretty good ride in the sandy parts of the OHV...
Forum: The Sandbox - AKA Flatistan 02-24-2013, 03:09 AM
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Views: 322,966
Posted By halmc
"catcher" is a term I've not heard before now. I...

"catcher" is a term I've not heard before now. I think I can infer its drift, something like a pokee?

Goin' for a ride today from Silver Lake. I expect to find more lakes than I particularly wish...
Forum: The Sandbox - AKA Flatistan 02-21-2013, 04:30 PM
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Posted By halmc
It's hearbreaking to notice that neither one of...

It's hearbreaking to notice that neither one of 'em has a gas can.

Where's Anita Bryant when we so desparately need her?
Forum: The Sandbox - AKA Flatistan 02-21-2013, 03:25 AM
Replies: 4,543
Views: 322,966
Posted By halmc
Riding fast

All you got to do is learn to ride a dirt bike real, real fast. Then you can live here (http://www.architecturaldigest.com/celebrity-homes/2010/ricky-carmichael-home-article).
Forum: The Sandbox - AKA Flatistan 02-21-2013, 03:15 AM
Replies: 4,543
Views: 322,966
Posted By halmc
Hey, izzat from one of our new red light cameras?

Hey, izzat from one of our new red light cameras?
Forum: The Sandbox - AKA Flatistan 02-21-2013, 03:12 AM
Replies: 4,543
Views: 322,966
Posted By halmc
The aquifer is fukked. I'd like to see this...

The aquifer is fukked. I'd like to see this feature. Wherzzitat?
Forum: The Sandbox - AKA Flatistan 02-21-2013, 03:06 AM
Replies: 4,543
Views: 322,966
Posted By halmc
Working out on the KLX will enhance your skreet...

Working out on the KLX will enhance your skreet bike riding. Dirt experienced folks are under represented in skreet bike mishaps, according to the aptly-named Hurt report.

I'm always looking for...
Forum: The Sandbox - AKA Flatistan 02-21-2013, 03:02 AM
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Views: 322,966
Posted By halmc
One can now do a loop of single track beginning...

One can now do a loop of single track beginning down around Helen guard, north to Aenon church road, thence wes and south all the way back. All but a few yards are whooped out sandy single track.
...
Forum: The Sandbox - AKA Flatistan 02-17-2013, 06:44 PM
Replies: 4,543
Views: 322,966
Posted By halmc
Wicked Damn, I wish I'd seen your post earlier. I rode...

Damn, I wish I'd seen your post earlier. I rode both Friday and Today with small group of folks. Drop me a PM when you come down again, we got hundreds of miles of OHV trails. I'm assuming that...
Forum: The Sandbox - AKA Flatistan 02-17-2013, 06:40 PM
Replies: 4,543
Views: 322,966
Posted By halmc
Jeeze, we need to gouge some of the new off that...

Jeeze, we need to gouge some of the new off that bike. Are you available to ride during the week?
Forum: The Sandbox - AKA Flatistan 02-17-2013, 06:34 PM
Replies: 4,543
Views: 322,966
Posted By halmc
I recommend you check your PM's.

I recommend you check your PM's.
Forum: The Sandbox - AKA Flatistan 02-17-2013, 06:32 PM
Replies: 4,543
Views: 322,966
Posted By halmc
New Bridge

Any of you FF's seen the new bridge placed in January by the Forest Service?

Here's what it looks like
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj271/halmca/20130217_114017a.jpg

And here's where...
Forum: Tejas and the Gulf States 02-14-2013, 04:18 AM
Replies: 493
Views: 28,205
Posted By halmc
If I forward your concern about your new-to-you...

If I forward your concern about your new-to-you bike to your spousal unit, your ass is toast.:rofl

Glad that Cathy, the cat, your bike, the dog, and you -- in that order -- were spared the direct...
Forum: The Sandbox - AKA Flatistan 02-13-2013, 07:58 AM
Replies: 4,543
Views: 322,966
Posted By halmc
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj271/halmca/He...

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj271/halmca/Helmet-Law-Debate-Cartoon.jpg
Forum: The Sandbox - AKA Flatistan 02-08-2013, 04:31 PM
Replies: 4,543
Views: 322,966
Posted By halmc
Yo, I'm pretty well doin' good. Took my bicycle...

Yo, I'm pretty well doin' good. Took my bicycle for a quick ten miles today, and aside from gettin' on the phucker, I done good.

Thanks for the good wishes.
Forum: The Sandbox - AKA Flatistan 02-08-2013, 02:30 AM
Replies: 4,543
Views: 322,966
Posted By halmc
Was riding my 525/540 KTM. When the dust...

Was riding my 525/540 KTM. When the dust cleared, it was laying on top of me with the engine screaming like a two stroke. I was scared to move a muscle, lest rear tire find some traction. Ridin'...
Forum: GS Boxers 02-07-2013, 04:27 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 3,874
Posted By halmc
I was saving myself for them.

I was saving myself for them.
Forum: The Sandbox - AKA Flatistan 02-07-2013, 04:00 AM
Replies: 4,543
Views: 322,966
Posted By halmc
Tree Down

There's a big ass tree across nf 383 just a bit north of SR 367, with a large branch that is about 3 feet off the ground.

You can't see it until it's too late.

If your motorcycle lands on top...
Forum: Southeast, The Lair of the Dragon - The Blue Ridge and Smoky Mountains 02-07-2013, 03:54 AM
Replies: 64
Views: 3,001
Posted By halmc
In for the riding.

In for the riding.
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