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Forum: Thumpers 10-03-2010, 10:36 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 7,526
Posted By swamp_donkey
What it boils down to is thermal expansion vs....

What it boils down to is thermal expansion vs. contraction.

A KLR engine can only get so cool because the oem thermostat still allows water to bypass it.

Moreover the thermostat opens and...
Forum: Thumpers 10-03-2010, 06:43 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 7,526
Posted By swamp_donkey
That was not my fault. WHo stole my avatar?!

That was not my fault.

WHo stole my avatar?!
Forum: Road warriors 10-03-2010, 06:29 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 6,695
Posted By swamp_donkey
It aint funny! I didnt want that avatar to...

It aint funny!

I didnt want that avatar to begin with and it was given to me.

Now it has been taken and I want it back!
Dammit!
Forum: Road warriors 10-03-2010, 08:16 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 6,695
Posted By swamp_donkey
Dammit! Who stole my avatar? Put...

Dammit!

Who stole my avatar?


Put it back!
Forum: Road warriors 10-03-2010, 07:27 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 6,695
Posted By swamp_donkey
The Harley shop in Albany Georgia is closing.

The Harley shop in Albany Georgia is closing.
Forum: GS Boxers 10-02-2010, 08:40 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,421
Posted By swamp_donkey
Yes Sir. I retract my previous statement.

Yes Sir.

I retract my previous statement.
Forum: GS Boxers 10-01-2010, 08:41 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,421
Posted By swamp_donkey
Get a battery that you can replace the...

Get a battery that you can replace the electrolytes as they cook off and it will last damn near forever.

Sealed batteries sit on the shelves for months before someone buys them and sulfate.
...
Forum: Beasts 10-01-2010, 07:53 PM
Replies: 102
Views: 18,896
Posted By swamp_donkey
And another thing , it is no different here...

And another thing , it is no different here getting banned for not having the same political affliats as some of the mods.

Ask me how I know?

No dont, I will get banned for telling.
Forum: Beasts 10-01-2010, 07:51 PM
Replies: 102
Views: 18,896
Posted By swamp_donkey
He doesnt do that, but he does ban people for...

He doesnt do that, but he does ban people for being asses and threatening folks.

Ask me how I know?

:p3rry
Forum: Thumpers 10-01-2010, 07:39 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 7,526
Posted By swamp_donkey
Dirt Bag, I wish you didnt do that ...

Dirt Bag,

I wish you didnt do that

delete now before you get a vacation.


This new mediorators have icthy fingers.

They look at it as an attack on his mother.
Forum: Thumpers 10-01-2010, 03:29 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 7,526
Posted By swamp_donkey
WHen I get through with circling them , I am...

WHen I get through with circling them , I am gonna give you a few laps.
:defend
Forum: Thumpers 10-01-2010, 03:26 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 7,526
Posted By swamp_donkey
My bike will ride circles around yours too, while...

My bike will ride circles around yours too, while it is disintergrating.

:flug
Forum: Thumpers 09-30-2010, 05:20 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 7,526
Posted By swamp_donkey
I could have sworn I said 27 000 miles. I...

I could have sworn I said 27 000 miles.

I ll take a picture this weekend and try to get somebody to post it for me.
Forum: Thumpers 09-30-2010, 05:18 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 7,526
Posted By swamp_donkey
Read it again Sir.

Read it again Sir.
Forum: Thumpers 09-29-2010, 08:18 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 7,526
Posted By swamp_donkey
The jury is still out on the T bob ( i dont have...

The jury is still out on the T bob ( i dont have one), but I can assure you , when I pulled the side cover, ( not the engine) for a looksie the tensioner spring was all floppy. And mine IS a 06.

...
Forum: Thumpers 09-29-2010, 07:42 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 7,526
Posted By swamp_donkey
I like tumbleweed. He helped me through a...

I like tumbleweed.

He helped me through a few "doh" 's in my travels.
Forum: Thumpers 09-29-2010, 07:40 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 7,526
Posted By swamp_donkey
Now I read the other post and , I will say this. ...

Now I read the other post and , I will say this.


My KLR is not the fastest bike I have ever ridden but she rides circles around any bike out there.

The only time she let me down was a...
Forum: Thumpers 09-29-2010, 07:32 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 7,526
Posted By swamp_donkey
I believe so also but my opinion is about as good...

I believe so also but my opinion is about as good pink leather outfit made to fit a 250 lb man.
Forum: Thumpers 09-29-2010, 07:28 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 7,526
Posted By swamp_donkey
Well , I got three heads. The one I think...

Well , I got three heads.

The one I think with :vikingand the one that controls my heart rate and breathing.

Then the one between my legs that I was sure I made torque specifications which...
Forum: Thumpers 09-29-2010, 07:22 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 7,526
Posted By swamp_donkey
Thank you Sir, I got the nice whirr, that...

Thank you Sir,

I got the nice whirr, that was indicative of a tight chaIN.

And I thought nice,.....


But sometimes under a hard accleration , I get a shimmy and a rattle and loss...
Forum: Pics, pics, pics... 09-28-2010, 07:26 PM
Replies: 7,651
Views: 6,889,451
Posted By swamp_donkey
All this time , I thought those were black eyed...

All this time , I thought those were black eyed susans with out the eye?
:muutt
Forum: Thumpers 09-28-2010, 06:49 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 7,526
Posted By swamp_donkey
If I pulled the side cover off and I wanted to...

If I pulled the side cover off and I wanted to manually tighten the doohickey, would I push it to the front or rear of the bike?


Because , I pushed it to the front and now when I go to full...
Forum: Pics, pics, pics... 09-28-2010, 06:04 PM
Replies: 7,651
Views: 6,889,451
Posted By swamp_donkey
Trim that scraggly beard!

Trim that scraggly beard!
Forum: West California, the desert southwest and whatever is left 09-28-2010, 05:03 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 2,642
Posted By swamp_donkey
I know, I have schizophrenia and everybody is out...

I know, I have schizophrenia and everybody is out to get me!

People shouldnt just worry about getting shot.

There all all kinds of bad things that can happen.
:muutt
Forum: West California, the desert southwest and whatever is left 09-26-2010, 06:25 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 2,642
Posted By swamp_donkey
People, of course I dont want to see...

People,

of course I dont want to see anyone die by my hands.


Would I shoot someone for just riding through, absolutely not.


I have never told yall, but I found a fellow who was...
Forum: West California, the desert southwest and whatever is left 09-26-2010, 05:38 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 2,642
Posted By swamp_donkey
And another thing! I live on a 500 acre...

And another thing!


I live on a 500 acre farm that has bee reduced to 230 acres.

This place was paid for in full by my ancestors back in the '40's.


I work and pay the taxes. I work...
Forum: Central From Da Nort Woods to the Plane States 09-26-2010, 05:09 PM
Replies: 205
Views: 8,357
Posted By swamp_donkey
I think that is more like a graceful fall, than...

I think that is more like a graceful fall, than flying.



Yes , I love my KLR, even had sex with her a few times.
Forum: West California, the desert southwest and whatever is left 09-26-2010, 04:51 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 2,642
Posted By swamp_donkey
This is why city folks should stick to what they...

This is why city folks should stick to what they know.

I dont know the story on that couple but I have heard about it and they should be punished to the severist extent.


People know when...
Forum: The Rockies It's all downhill from here... 09-26-2010, 04:01 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 884
Posted By swamp_donkey
Yep., your nearest technical college. ...

Yep., your nearest technical college.


But if you just make small steady circles pushing the pool of liquid metal along , you shall do just fine.


The thicker the metal , the more heat...
Forum: Pics, pics, pics... 09-26-2010, 03:53 PM
Replies: 7,651
Views: 6,889,451
Posted By swamp_donkey
She is a little ol biddy thang! Pretty...

She is a little ol biddy thang!


Pretty though.
Forum: West California, the desert southwest and whatever is left 09-26-2010, 03:06 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 2,642
Posted By swamp_donkey
Ummm , excuse me, they shot a boy! ...

Ummm , excuse me, they shot a boy!


WHo cant tell the difference?

Let me see a show of hands.


By the look of those mugs, they need shooting themselves.
Forum: Thumpers 09-25-2010, 10:19 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 3,209
Posted By swamp_donkey
Just buy it. You will never regret spending...

Just buy it.

You will never regret spending so much money on one thing.

The pig will love you back , I promise.
Forum: West California, the desert southwest and whatever is left 09-25-2010, 10:13 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 2,642
Posted By swamp_donkey
Trespassers will be violated and then shot. ...

Trespassers will be violated and then shot.


Yes , that is what he said.


But if you get past the dogs, and the pitfalls and my wife doesnt shoot you, then maybe I will give you...
Forum: Beasts 09-25-2010, 09:31 PM
Replies: 102
Views: 18,896
Posted By swamp_donkey
I would love to see a parallel twin in the KLR...

I would love to see a parallel twin in the KLR along with a 6th cog.
Forum: Day Trippin' 09-25-2010, 09:20 PM
Replies: 9,763
Views: 3,745,279
Posted By swamp_donkey
Cept for , I aint never seen a guy with eyes like...

Cept for , I aint never seen a guy with eyes like that.
Forum: Thumpers 09-25-2010, 08:30 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 3,209
Posted By swamp_donkey
I am calling her tomorrow and offering her 2700 $.

I am calling her tomorrow and offering her 2700 $.
Forum: Pics, pics, pics... 09-18-2010, 08:24 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,694
Posted By swamp_donkey
Aww shoot man, I found a whole group of...

Aww shoot man,

I found a whole group of Harely riders parked for a parade.

I told them my bike would ride circles around theirs.

They looked at me like I was crazy.


They looked at...
Forum: Pics, pics, pics... 09-17-2010, 08:22 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,694
Posted By swamp_donkey
Rolling Thunder came through here today on the...

Rolling Thunder came through here today on the way to Andersonville.


A whole bunch of locals rode over there with them.
Forum: Australia 09-10-2010, 10:20 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,451
Posted By swamp_donkey
Use it to start really big fires. ...

Use it to start really big fires.


Controlled burns of course.

I wish I could chip the brush I am burning, but big industry is not interested in it.

Eventually , I plan to buy a shop...
Forum: Thumpers 08-11-2010, 06:01 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,031
Posted By swamp_donkey
At least a half a day and a case of beer. ...

At least a half a day and a case of beer.


Just that I dont drink beer.



I did the valves on mine the second time, saturday was three weeks ago.
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