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Forum: Ride reports 01-31-2012, 08:31 AM
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Posted By benihaha
Texas cops

Who has ever ridden through The Great State of Texas on a motorcycle without getting stopped at least once - for any reason?
Forum: Ride reports 12-09-2011, 10:35 AM
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Posted By benihaha
Onward!

Right! Let's hear it from Steve:ricky
Forum: Ride reports 12-07-2011, 08:12 AM
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Posted By benihaha
Boring?

How?
He sleeps!
Mother hovers in kitchen.
The fattening begins! :dg
Forum: Ride reports 11-07-2011, 08:11 AM
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Posted By benihaha
Can you get your old room back?

GREAT NEWS! Your friends will be surprised and happy to SEE you!


Take the girls out, have some fun. Let me buy you a pizza after a long day on a bus.:dg
Hey, maybe you can find those...
Forum: Ride reports 11-04-2011, 03:17 AM
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Posted By benihaha
Or was it the Steel Rat?

“Sing to me of the man, Muse, the man of twists and turns driven time and again off course, once he had plundered the hallowed height of <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns =...
Forum: Ride reports 10-04-2011, 07:45 PM
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Posted By benihaha
Open Letter to ADV'rs

I just got a nice, predictable ass reaming from you-know-who. :eek1
But before I delete my petition for public funding I would like to say: Thank You to everyone who has supported Alex on his...
Forum: Ride reports 09-25-2011, 02:10 PM
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Posted By benihaha
Tour Guide

Antonio Banderas would make an ideal Spainish guide according to your Mom.:wink:
And, for the record, that was a 2003 Triumph T-100. Took it for a spin, did you?
Forum: Ride reports 08-31-2011, 07:53 AM
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Posted By benihaha
Keeping trim

If you would like to lose ten pounds quickly...
or cure for hangover...
Try the Quito Diet! :nod :puke2
Forum: Ride reports 08-15-2011, 08:21 PM
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Posted By benihaha
Quicksand

Before you rode out of Everett I imagined a situatuation where you'd be climbing out of quicksand with just the clothes on your back. This is nearly that. Get your motorcycle and get gone; this is a...
Forum: Ride reports 08-06-2011, 02:51 PM
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Posted By benihaha
I was misguided in my last post in my enthusiasm...

I was misguided in my last post in my enthusiasm and support for Alex. His welfare is a concern of ours, of course. “Realize your dream, make it back in one piece, repair your bike”, all the...
Forum: Ride reports 08-06-2011, 10:10 AM
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Posted By benihaha
Step right up, Oh Ye Deskbound Road Warriors!

We’ve traveled from <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Seattle with Alex and Tom,</st1:place></st1:City>...
Forum: Ride reports 04-16-2011, 04:33 PM
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Posted By benihaha
Say it!

Say it like it is Tom, it's part of the story.
So to repeat, and to all adventurers out there -
Kick your boots under your bed, or bike, before you hit the sack and while you're on your knees...
Forum: Ride reports 04-14-2011, 06:00 PM
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Posted By benihaha
Ditto that

I kind of know this guy. Eight months old he stood up in his blue one-piece pajamas with the plastic feet, took off running and hasn't stopped. Just kept going faster and farther.

Now it seems...
Forum: Ride reports 04-09-2011, 04:02 PM
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Posted By benihaha
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