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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 12-03-2010, 10:52 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 959
Posted By DistortedHumor
Correct thing to do?

I was in my cage (as I am bikeless) and saw a motorcyclists footing his bike on a four lane road as he was out of gas.

I made a U-turn, sat behind him, put on my hazard lights till he was able to...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 10-30-2010, 06:22 PM
Replies: 9,810
Views: 1,992,225
Posted By DistortedHumor
Same here in the NC mountains, as the state...

Same here in the NC mountains, as the state agencies forget that us mountain folks are taxpayers too...
Forum: Old's Cool 10-30-2010, 04:18 PM
Replies: 15,931
Views: 9,409,236
Posted By DistortedHumor
opps, I posted the wrong photo from the website,...

opps, I posted the wrong photo from the website, this one was the one I was looking for.

http://www.freewebs.com/bonnevilles/71commando750_2.jpg
Forum: Old's Cool 10-30-2010, 01:11 PM
Replies: 15,931
Views: 9,409,236
Posted By DistortedHumor
http://blog.motorcycle.com/wp-content/uploads/2009...

http://blog.motorcycle.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/mariannefaithful2.jpg
Forum: Old's Cool 10-30-2010, 01:11 PM
Replies: 15,931
Views: 9,409,236
Posted By DistortedHumor
I think this is a girl.... :lol3 ...

I think this is a girl....

:lol3

http://www.eurospares.com/graphics/velorace.jpg
Forum: Old's Cool 10-30-2010, 01:07 PM
Replies: 15,931
Views: 9,409,236
Posted By DistortedHumor
http://www.vintagecycleprints.com/images/e71ia01.j...

http://www.vintagecycleprints.com/images/e71ia01.jpg
Forum: Old's Cool 10-30-2010, 01:05 PM
Replies: 15,931
Views: 9,409,236
Posted By DistortedHumor
Guess since I am a poor soul who stuck riding...

Guess since I am a poor soul who stuck riding four wheels for a while, here some photos

http://www.freewebs.com/bonnevilles/girl%20on%20a%20Thruxton.jpg
Forum: Some Assembly Required 10-29-2010, 07:15 PM
Replies: 713
Views: 227,140
Posted By DistortedHumor
that fuse box is sweet :clap

that fuse box is sweet :clap
Forum: Old's Cool 10-29-2010, 12:59 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 7,303
Posted By DistortedHumor
One of these days I hope to find a deal like...

One of these days I hope to find a deal like that. :norton
Forum: Some Assembly Required 10-29-2010, 07:39 AM
Replies: 713
Views: 227,140
Posted By DistortedHumor
Just saw this thread. Just wow! :D

Just saw this thread.

Just wow! :D
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 10-28-2010, 01:42 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 4,931
Posted By DistortedHumor
I wish I had the option, want to give me a spare...

I wish I had the option, want to give me a spare bike? :evil :rofl

(Saving money for Class/equipment/bike)
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 10-27-2010, 07:37 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 4,931
Posted By DistortedHumor
Actually, no cell phone. :lol3

Actually, no cell phone. :lol3
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 10-26-2010, 07:00 PM
Replies: 9,810
Views: 1,992,225
Posted By DistortedHumor
Now as a note, If six months ago..... I...

Now as a note, If six months ago.....

I wouldn't of realized that BMW still made bikes (and I knew that BMW made bikes only since I grew up as military history nut.) As most BMW dealerships do not...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 10-26-2010, 06:58 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 4,139
Posted By DistortedHumor
This is simple - Let her ride what she wants to...

This is simple - Let her ride what she wants to ride. A girl on a Vulcan is better then a girl without a Vulcan.. (now a Madura might be a issue.... J/k...)

if you want to get her to go ATGATT,...
Forum: Day Trippin' 10-25-2010, 02:42 PM
Replies: 933
Views: 174,669
Posted By DistortedHumor
:rofl I think i will be doing the...

:rofl


I think i will be doing the whole "Salt lake and south" due to the timing of the trip.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 10-25-2010, 01:13 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 4,931
Posted By DistortedHumor
Well, I wasn't saying the guy should of had a...

Well, I wasn't saying the guy should of had a ticket or anything, Just that if some idiot made a left hand turn in front of him and his girl got tossed, the father would be regretting that day for...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 10-25-2010, 10:04 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 3,594
Posted By DistortedHumor
Grrr - Just found out a family member of a friend...

Grrr - Just found out a family member of a friend just sold a TW200 for $600 in full running and working order. :becca
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 10-24-2010, 10:27 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 4,931
Posted By DistortedHumor
Ok, I will shut up now...I guess I shouldn't be...

Ok, I will shut up now...I guess I shouldn't be upset about it.

Me <---------:stfu
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 10-24-2010, 09:47 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 4,931
Posted By DistortedHumor
Haha, well I would of mentioned if it was on a...

Haha, well I would of mentioned if it was on a Jap bike, and mentioned it by brand or "Crotch rocket" if I couldn't see what type of bike it was. Just like any other brand, you have riders that...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 10-24-2010, 09:40 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 4,931
Posted By DistortedHumor
A biker made me mad today...

was carpooling to Hickory NC, and was on 321 in the Lenoir area (For those who have not ridden in the area, 321 at this location is a 5 lane busy road, with the center lane as a left turning lane.)
...
Forum: Thumpers 10-22-2010, 08:18 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,301
Posted By DistortedHumor
I liked the looks of them, I knew someone who had...

I liked the looks of them, I knew someone who had one (the older tech one like your looking at, the new ones have a brand new engine that supposed to be better) but he said the only good thing about...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 10-22-2010, 09:03 AM
Replies: 1,554
Views: 82,423
Posted By DistortedHumor
I think that ABS is a great idea, however.... ...

I think that ABS is a great idea, however....

Should not be forced on anyone.
Forum: Day Trippin' 10-22-2010, 08:32 AM
Replies: 933
Views: 174,669
Posted By DistortedHumor
Thought so, I have always like it and Logan's...

Thought so, I have always like it and Logan's temple looks. My only worry about visiting Utah is that I might want to stay full time! :D
Forum: Face plant 10-22-2010, 07:41 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 3,966
Posted By DistortedHumor
Glad your ok!! Good friend of mine hit a...

Glad your ok!!

Good friend of mine hit a deer with his Gold-wing two seasons ago. It what sold me that if I ever go Motorcycling, I would have full body-armor, as that stuff let him live and...
Forum: Americas 10-22-2010, 07:31 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 2,243
Posted By DistortedHumor
Right now it is leaf season (I live in the Boone...

Right now it is leaf season (I live in the Boone area of the BRP area) and there is a good amount of traffic, traffic mind you that looking at leaves and not the road/motorcycles! (it is this type...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 10-22-2010, 07:24 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 3,594
Posted By DistortedHumor
Never expected my "Noob" thread going five pages!...

Never expected my "Noob" thread going five pages! :eek1

Since next month I have to buy a plane ticket, I am most likely going to miss the last fall Class, so It will be spring before I can take...
Forum: Day Trippin' 10-22-2010, 07:02 AM
Replies: 933
Views: 174,669
Posted By DistortedHumor
Great photos, Will be going out there in March, a...

Great photos, Will be going out there in March, a few days in salt lake, then rent a car and go site-seeing.
Forum: Day Trippin' 10-22-2010, 07:00 AM
Replies: 933
Views: 174,669
Posted By DistortedHumor
That is Manti temple right?

That is Manti temple right?
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 10-21-2010, 06:07 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 3,594
Posted By DistortedHumor
as a few notes - I am not going to do...

as a few notes -

I am not going to do ANYTHING till I take the class. and if I like being on a motorcycle, then buy all the safety gear I need (and I am talking full face Snell Hemet, Full body...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 10-21-2010, 02:43 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 3,594
Posted By DistortedHumor
Just curious, as our area has a local Yamaha...

Just curious, as our area has a local Yamaha Dealership, I have noticed that the tw200 and XT250 are a serious option (Good starter bikes, local dealer (Not bad for a county of 25k people!) and low...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 10-21-2010, 08:16 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 3,594
Posted By DistortedHumor
As a note, I have made the choice that even...

As a note, I have made the choice that even though I don't like sport-bikes and the look, I will not "throw out" the Ninja 250 as a option due to that, it is too highly regarded as a starter bike.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 10-20-2010, 07:51 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 3,594
Posted By DistortedHumor
Thanks all, a lot of looking over while I save up...

Thanks all, a lot of looking over while I save up $$$
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 10-19-2010, 01:04 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 3,594
Posted By DistortedHumor
Done... :freaky

Done... :freaky
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 10-19-2010, 11:28 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 3,594
Posted By DistortedHumor
Indeed, One of my buddies has said he will let me...

Indeed, One of my buddies has said he will let me borrow one of his DOT helmets as both him and I have what shall we say, large heads. In case the MSF does not have a helmet that fits. Not going...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 10-18-2010, 02:10 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 3,594
Posted By DistortedHumor
Have not sat on a KLR, but my Inseam is 32', and...

Have not sat on a KLR, but my Inseam is 32', and it is listed as having a 35.0' high seat. Then again, lets see how the class goes in a few months.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 10-18-2010, 11:54 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 3,594
Posted By DistortedHumor
Don't worry, I am not thinking a two day class...

Don't worry, I am not thinking a two day class means I can go riding with a big group on the interstate if I want to live.

I live in a rather Rural area, (actually some posters will know it,...
Forum: Equipment 10-18-2010, 10:34 AM
Replies: 450
Views: 103,983
Posted By DistortedHumor
Windows Vista.... :puke1

Windows Vista.... :puke1
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 10-18-2010, 09:25 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 3,594
Posted By DistortedHumor
I am 30 years old. As for my skills,...

I am 30 years old.


As for my skills, I can ride a bike (as a peddle-pusher) well and I have sat on a motorbike that was not moving. So I go with the idea that I know NOTHING. :rofl
...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 10-18-2010, 07:38 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 3,594
Posted By DistortedHumor
I talked to a few friends who ride in the area,...

I talked to a few friends who ride in the area, and my co-worker who rides till the snow falls, and they made a great point.

NC requires you take a safety class, the safety classes assume you do...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 10-17-2010, 12:57 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 3,594
Posted By DistortedHumor
O my! :evil:evil:evil I have a couple of...

O my! :evil:evil:evil

I have a couple of months before I am buying, As I will be buying all my safety gear prior to looking at bikes. Still leaning towards buying a dual-sport then later go to a...
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