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Forum: Australia 11-21-2014, 04:19 PM
Replies: 3,114
Views: 300,707
Posted By Knackers
Jesus you bang on about the shock. I've had to...

Jesus you bang on about the shock. I've had to rebuild mine on average every 4000 kms. There is nothing wrong with them! :D
Forum: Australia 11-19-2014, 11:08 PM
Replies: 3,114
Views: 300,707
Posted By Knackers
No kms mentioned or year? What about a photo? And...

No kms mentioned or year? What about a photo? And this pearler of a statement

"I would prefer to sell this bike to someone who is specifically looking for this model of bike."

A lot of people...
Forum: Australia 11-12-2014, 01:51 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,623
Posted By Knackers
I was in front of you poofs. My 990 low...

I was in front of you poofs.

My 990 low guard ripped right off and I didn't even notice it due to the twin brake lines. If I was going slower it may have locked.

That 950 was a right off as...
Forum: Australia 11-11-2014, 11:32 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 1,033
Posted By Knackers
990 and the FI light pretty much flickered on and...

990 and the FI light pretty much flickered on and off and sometimes stayed on with the low octane wire pulled. Other than that noticeable power loss and a bit worse on consumption.
Forum: Australia 11-07-2014, 06:07 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,515
Posted By Knackers
This

This
Forum: Australia 11-07-2014, 06:00 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 653
Posted By Knackers
QBE for me. Had a claim when the 990 bottomed...

QBE for me. Had a claim when the 990 bottomed out, side stand hit a rock or something and the engine case got cracked. I actually did not know what caused it but QBE covered it as an accident.
...
Forum: Australia 10-02-2014, 04:04 AM
Replies: 121
Views: 6,074
Posted By Knackers
http://vomitorium.smugmug.com/Other/desert-08/i-fx...

http://vomitorium.smugmug.com/Other/desert-08/i-fxC8VPX/0/X2/IMG_9915-X2.jpg

Spuds at Pimba

http://vomitorium.smugmug.com/Other/DESERT-TRIP/i-qL8Q5xC/0/X2/A70-X2.jpg
...
Forum: Australia 09-23-2014, 06:42 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 571
Posted By Knackers
I have some very, very secure storage if you need...

I have some very, very secure storage if you need it. It can keep my SE company.
Forum: Australia 09-23-2014, 04:01 AM
Replies: 263
Views: 16,650
Posted By Knackers
I stopped to chat with you on the Birdsville...

I stopped to chat with you on the Birdsville Track and you did the same even though we were both mobile. Marketing doesn't affect me much. Now where are my Ralph Lauren slippers and Crystal Champagne?
Forum: Australia 09-22-2014, 06:31 AM
Replies: 263
Views: 16,650
Posted By Knackers
I ran out of fuel on the way to work not so long...

I ran out of fuel on the way to work not so long ago. One of the fuel lines had cracked and slowly leaked and I didn't notice it until I refilled. Anyway, the first car that went passed stopped and...
Forum: Australia 09-22-2014, 02:41 AM
Replies: 383
Views: 24,593
Posted By Knackers
The problem of not using the middle mount is that...

The problem of not using the middle mount is that a decent hit will probably do some serious damage to the oil tank and its mounting - that think is flimsy. Mine is already bent all to hell and I use...
Forum: Australia 09-22-2014, 01:59 AM
Replies: 383
Views: 24,593
Posted By Knackers
These are the best SE bashplate money can't buy....

These are the best SE bashplate money can't buy. Right Nev :deal Only three in existence.

http://vomitorium.smugmug.com/Other/Hussey-Engineering/i-WVr66pR/0/X2/P9060047-X2.jpg
Forum: Australia 09-22-2014, 01:56 AM
Replies: 383
Views: 24,593
Posted By Knackers
People swear by blackdog but my experience was...

People swear by blackdog but my experience was not so good.

http://vomitorium.smugmug.com/Other/rally/i-Vbk98N8/0/XL/IMG_7074-XL.jpg
Forum: Australia 09-21-2014, 02:43 AM
Replies: 19,001
Views: 2,282,087
Posted By Knackers
I buy my king gees with the arse cut out already....

I buy my king gees with the arse cut out already. Saves a lot of effort coz I'm no good at hemming and don't have an overlocker.
Forum: Australia 09-12-2014, 05:06 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 3,497
Posted By Knackers
959/990 are the last of the children bred from...

959/990 are the last of the children bred from the ultimate Dakar winning bike. I have my own suspicions about banning twins and then going to 450cc mostly about supporting manufacturers who couldn't...
Forum: Australia 09-06-2014, 05:48 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 3,525
Posted By Knackers
Sorry Olli. Not a thread to be mucking...

Sorry Olli.

Not a thread to be mucking about in. I do hope you get your bike back in good shape.

If you make it over to Adelaide I'll change your oil and do your valve clearances. I have a...
Forum: Australia 09-06-2014, 05:42 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 3,525
Posted By Knackers
Fixed

Fixed
Forum: Australia 09-06-2014, 05:32 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 3,525
Posted By Knackers
I'm pretty sure I didn't post in that thread. ...

I'm pretty sure I didn't post in that thread.

Hope you get your bike back Olli.

I was joking, look hard in my avatar and you will see that is 950 Super Enduro. I am a bourgeois pig!
Forum: Australia 09-06-2014, 03:06 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 2,537
Posted By Knackers
Albert Namatjira painted the McDonalds and...

Albert Namatjira painted the McDonalds and Central Australia. You be thinking of Han Heysen.

(the Macs do look like the Flinders :D)
Forum: Australia 09-06-2014, 03:04 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 2,537
Posted By Knackers
Hey Jesper, Whaddaya wear? Jockeys, boxers...

Hey Jesper,

Whaddaya wear? Jockeys, boxers or commando? :ear
Forum: Australia 09-06-2014, 03:02 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 3,525
Posted By Knackers
I think we need to address the needs of the poor...

I think we need to address the needs of the poor thieves who have been forced by economic circumstances to break the law. In these stolen bike threads nobody ever thinks of them. The proceeds from a...
Forum: Australia 09-05-2014, 05:05 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 2,332
Posted By Knackers
Good advice. That goes for any desert or dry...

Good advice. That goes for any desert or dry track, regardless of bike.

But nothing to be scared of. Take two days to get there. I could give you some advice on when to ride faster and when to...
Forum: Australia 08-28-2014, 05:14 AM
Replies: 371
Views: 48,147
Posted By Knackers
GPS is a military system. I could tell you...

GPS is a military system. I could tell you Chalky, but I'd have to lick your face.
Forum: Australia 08-22-2014, 10:37 PM
Replies: 316
Views: 26,497
Posted By Knackers
What is that green and red stuff on the side?...

What is that green and red stuff on the side? Looks distinctly bland and untasty. Perhaps even unhealthy?
Forum: Australia 08-22-2014, 05:54 PM
Replies: 316
Views: 26,497
Posted By Knackers
Real men eat egg and bacon pie.

Real men eat egg and bacon pie.
Forum: Australia 08-22-2014, 06:11 AM
Replies: 110
Views: 6,017
Posted By Knackers
"If they knew he was from Port Augusta they'd run...

"If they knew he was from Port Augusta they'd run screaming for the hills"
Forum: Australia 08-22-2014, 06:05 AM
Replies: 316
Views: 26,497
Posted By Knackers
What?!?!? No pickled herring!

What?!?!?

No pickled herring!
Forum: Australia 08-22-2014, 04:20 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 3,352
Posted By Knackers
1190 probably heavier I guess. I mean, they seem...

1190 probably heavier I guess. I mean, they seem to be V-Twin versions of BMWs. :evil
Forum: Australia 08-22-2014, 03:21 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 3,352
Posted By Knackers
Is the beemer faster? In a few standing starts my...

Is the beemer faster? In a few standing starts my 06 990 would beat a 1200 GSA to 110 km/hr on the tar. Traction control on or off. I just thought it was because the 1200 was about 40kg heavier? I...
Forum: Australia 08-10-2014, 03:16 AM
Replies: 383
Views: 24,593
Posted By Knackers
They are all beautiful

They are all beautiful
Forum: Australia 08-10-2014, 02:30 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,449
Posted By Knackers
I have six pigeons on the back of the bike for...

I have six pigeons on the back of the bike for just such occasions.
Forum: Australia 08-09-2014, 02:05 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 5,809
Posted By Knackers
Beautiful website and photos btw...

Beautiful website and photos btw :thumb:thumb:thumb
Forum: Australia 08-09-2014, 02:02 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 5,809
Posted By Knackers
For $50,000 I can make it all go away

For $50,000 I can make it all go away
Forum: Australia 08-04-2014, 05:58 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,756
Posted By Knackers
You can sleep on me handsome

You can sleep on me handsome
Forum: Australia 08-04-2014, 05:56 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,756
Posted By Knackers
I'm pretty sure in these times that nobody is...

I'm pretty sure in these times that nobody is sleeping on the ground in a sleeping bag. I appreciate you sharing your experiences when you were wandering around during the great depression looking...
Forum: Australia 08-04-2014, 05:45 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,756
Posted By Knackers
Well my young initiate. If you have to ask,...

Well my young initiate.

If you have to ask, you do not want to know.

But I can send you a turd to practice nonetheless. Send address.
Forum: Australia 08-03-2014, 07:52 AM
Replies: 19,001
Views: 2,282,087
Posted By Knackers
Where is Melboure? Never heard of that town...

Where is Melboure? Never heard of that town before.
Forum: Australia 08-03-2014, 07:49 AM
Replies: 19,001
Views: 2,282,087
Posted By Knackers
Maybe get on a car forum? :huh

Maybe get on a car forum? :huh
Forum: Australia 08-03-2014, 07:12 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,756
Posted By Knackers
Nah. I forgot that mudders was rather randy,got...

Nah. I forgot that mudders was rather randy,got too drunk and passed out. He can be lazy and didn't bother to get me out of the bag. Took me 3 weeks to get all the feathers out of me bum.
Forum: Australia 08-03-2014, 06:39 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,756
Posted By Knackers
What I have found is that no sleeping bag, syn or...

What I have found is that no sleeping bag, syn or down (down in this case) will survive falling off you rack and getting jammed between luggage racks and your back wheel.
...
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