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Forum: Ride reports 09-01-2013, 07:14 PM
Replies: 2,195
Views: 545,051
Posted By Vance
Out for the evening. On the street. I'll be...

Out for the evening. On the street. I'll be fine. I've been homeless before. Tent? I don't need no stinking tent! lol

Nighty night my friends.

V
Forum: Ride reports 09-01-2013, 11:01 AM
Replies: 2,195
Views: 545,051
Posted By Vance
Another thing... My Mom was raped when she...

Another thing...

My Mom was raped when she was 18 years old in 1964. She won't tell me who "raped" her. I'm thinking it was the 60s and she was high or some shit...but anyway...she's senile now...
Forum: Ride reports 09-01-2013, 10:54 AM
Replies: 2,195
Views: 545,051
Posted By Vance
I do have a back up plan... What do ya'll...

I do have a back up plan...

What do ya'll think of Cameron Diaz or Charlize Theron. Sandra Bullock anyone?

Anyone?

Hello?

Is this thing on?
Forum: Ride reports 09-01-2013, 10:52 AM
Replies: 2,195
Views: 545,051
Posted By Vance
And, just to set the record straight... I'm not...

And, just to set the record straight... I'm not a fuckin stalker. This is as true a story as my original thread. If she's with Brad and happy... then... I'm out. I aint tryin to break up a...
Forum: Ride reports 09-01-2013, 10:09 AM
Replies: 2,195
Views: 545,051
Posted By Vance
Word up holmes. I won't be stopped. You know me...

Word up holmes. I won't be stopped. You know me drif. Please tell her it is so.

I loved Liz. We still get along great. Hell, I guess I'll have to be friends with Brad too you know? He sorta has...
Forum: Ride reports 09-01-2013, 10:06 AM
Replies: 2,195
Views: 545,051
Posted By Vance
I am a midget though. 6' 7" in my boots and only...

I am a midget though. 6' 7" in my boots and only 360 pounds so far! Whimp! I will break 400! :rofl

http://cornfed.smugmug.com/Other/Germinator-2012/i-WTWCRcL/0/XL/IMG_2986-XL.jpg
Forum: Ride reports 09-01-2013, 09:33 AM
Replies: 2,195
Views: 545,051
Posted By Vance
http://lissarankin.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/...

http://lissarankin.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/angelina-jolie.jpg
Forum: Ride reports 09-01-2013, 09:30 AM
Replies: 2,195
Views: 545,051
Posted By Vance
Sup yo! :-)

At the Sheriton Birmingham in room 1038 if anyone wants to hang out. Just finished working out at the gym on the third floor...

I'm sportin 20s and lookin to grow! I'm so skinny its sickening. ...
Forum: Ride reports 08-31-2013, 06:42 AM
Replies: 2,195
Views: 545,051
Posted By Vance
Hey ya'll... :-)

Just spent another 25 days in the mental institution and 60 days in jail in solitary confinement.

Good times... good times. :rofl

Anyhoo...

Jenny and I are done. No hard feelings, just...
Forum: Ride reports 04-26-2013, 01:49 PM
Replies: 2,195
Views: 545,051
Posted By Vance
Met some real bikers on the road. :-) ...

Met some real bikers on the road. :-)
http://cornfed.smugmug.com/Family/2013-photos/i-KLrdrqB/0/L/IMG_1487-L.jpg

I had just asked them to smile. lol :rofl

I done learned myself how to make...
Forum: Ride reports 04-26-2013, 10:08 AM
Replies: 2,195
Views: 545,051
Posted By Vance
Hey fellers. I dont have a bike any more... But...

Hey fellers. I dont have a bike any more... But all of my friends are here. Id like to keep going...
Forum: Ride reports 04-25-2013, 01:09 PM
Replies: 2,195
Views: 545,051
Posted By Vance
http://cornfed.smugmug.com/Family/2013-photos/i-j6...

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Forum: Ride reports 04-25-2013, 01:08 PM
Replies: 2,195
Views: 545,051
Posted By Vance
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Forum: Ride reports 04-25-2013, 01:05 PM
Replies: 2,195
Views: 545,051
Posted By Vance
To whomever is deleting my posts... Can you...

To whomever is deleting my posts...

Can you please not do that? If Jenny has contacted you, it's because we're getting divorced. She's a bit vengeful and likes to see me suffer, so... There it...
Forum: Ride reports 04-25-2013, 01:03 PM
Replies: 2,195
Views: 545,051
Posted By Vance
Seaside Florida where the movie "The Truman Show"...

Seaside Florida where the movie "The Truman Show" was filmed:

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Forum: Ride reports 04-24-2013, 10:53 AM
Replies: 2,195
Views: 545,051
Posted By Vance
On the road again...

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Forum: Ride reports 08-12-2011, 01:23 PM
Replies: 2,195
Views: 545,051
Posted By Vance
I like me some music too... ...

I like me some music too...
http://advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=715231&page=5
Forum: Ride reports 05-11-2011, 06:10 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 12,437
Posted By Vance
That set of pics is really cool. :clap

That set of pics is really cool. :clap
Forum: Ride reports 05-07-2011, 05:46 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 12,437
Posted By Vance
He should throw you a few bucks. Cheers...

He should throw you a few bucks.

Cheers for the lead. It runs perfect!

:freaky

I dealt with Steven and the Mom and Grandma. I don't think Carl was there...
Forum: Ride reports 05-07-2011, 05:24 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 12,437
Posted By Vance
Forgot about Ringold on the way home. ...

Forgot about Ringold on the way home.

Ringold was the little town wiped away by a tornado recently.

I was riding along I75 and noticed debris everywhere along the side of the road. I didn't...
Forum: Battle scooters 05-07-2011, 05:21 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 3,197
Posted By Vance
http://www.advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=68...

http://www.advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=683644
:D
Forum: Ride reports 05-07-2011, 04:16 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 12,437
Posted By Vance
So happy to have it home! ...

So happy to have it home!
http://cornfed.smugmug.com/Other/2011-pictures/i-9s38bP6/0/L/img_1654-L.jpg

The little Rucky pulls a 370 pound man around at 65mph nicely on the flats. It never pulled...
Forum: Ride reports 05-07-2011, 04:11 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 12,437
Posted By Vance
http://cornfed.smugmug.com/Other/2011-pictures/i-z...

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http://cornfed.smugmug.com/Other/2011-pictures/i-5wJ6zWf/0/L/img_1621-L.jpg

I was hoping for more of this:...
Forum: Ride reports 05-07-2011, 04:06 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 12,437
Posted By Vance
http://cornfed.smugmug.com/Other/2011-pictures/i-v...

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Some troops out helping along the way:...
Forum: Ride reports 05-07-2011, 04:01 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 12,437
Posted By Vance
Views like this for hundreds of miles in a row: ...

Views like this for hundreds of miles in a row:
http://cornfed.smugmug.com/Other/2011-pictures/i-Kt8tFSC/0/L/img_1630-L.jpg

The people were in good spirits. They were getting the help they need...
Forum: Ride reports 05-07-2011, 03:55 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 12,437
Posted By Vance
Here is a local golf course. You can see a...

Here is a local golf course. You can see a little red flag at a hole in the last frame. :-(
<iframe width="560" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/QE-BqQxIS1k" frameborder="0"...
Forum: Ride reports 05-07-2011, 03:52 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 12,437
Posted By Vance
My plan was to do all back roads but there was...

My plan was to do all back roads but there was major flooding in Missouri and Kentucky and all the way into Tennessee! Every time I tried to ride a back road I'd end up in a place like this:...
Forum: Ride reports 05-07-2011, 03:47 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 12,437
Posted By Vance
Here's my wittu wuckus: :D ...

Here's my wittu wuckus: :D
http://cornfed.smugmug.com/Other/2011-pictures/i-kchpR6D/0/L/img_1591-L.jpg

And Steven. Motorcycle salesman of my year::freaky...
Forum: Ride reports 05-07-2011, 03:41 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 12,437
Posted By Vance
http://cornfed.smugmug.com/Other/2011-pictures/i-p...

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Forum: Ride reports 05-07-2011, 03:37 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 12,437
Posted By Vance
http://cornfed.smugmug.com/Other/2011-pictures/i-b...

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Forum: Ride reports 05-07-2011, 03:25 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 12,437
Posted By Vance
http://cornfed.smugmug.com/Other/2011-pictures/i-q...

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Forum: Ride reports 05-07-2011, 03:21 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 12,437
Posted By Vance
http://cornfed.smugmug.com/Other/2011-pictures/i-D...

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Forum: Ride reports 05-07-2011, 03:19 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 12,437
Posted By Vance
What a great motorcycle shop!

Here is where I bought the scooter:

Donelson Cycles in St. Louis MO.
http://www.donelsoncycles.com/index.htm

What an excellent dealer! A huge, well stocked store and even a museum!:freaky
...
Forum: Ride reports 05-06-2011, 05:52 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 12,437
Posted By Vance
Home sweet home. 621 beautiful miles and some...

Home sweet home. 621 beautiful miles and some disaster footage.

Will start downloading...

-------------------

Whoooaaaa. Just had dinner and a drink a realized I'm going to pass out now. ...
Forum: Ride reports 05-05-2011, 08:33 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 12,437
Posted By Vance
Boy did I get lucky. (pics later) I rode a...

Boy did I get lucky. (pics later) I rode a couple of hundred miles today and ended up in Anna IL. The motel I am at is full of flood victims. :-(. I took the last room (which happens to be a...
Forum: Ride reports 05-05-2011, 01:44 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 12,437
Posted By Vance
This is silly. Prius drivers are laughing at me....

This is silly. Prius drivers are laughing at me. Lol
:-)
Forum: Ride reports 05-04-2011, 04:21 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 12,437
Posted By Vance
You know what? I've done a lot of fly and rides....

You know what? I've done a lot of fly and rides. Last one was for a KTM 9fiddy. I'm more excited about this one. :rofl

Not bringing a laptop so I don't know how many pics I'll get up the first...
Forum: Ride reports 05-03-2011, 09:50 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 12,437
Posted By Vance
I'm just going to stick my Iphone on the...

I'm just going to stick my Iphone on the handlebars with one of those little mounts and try to take all back roads. Basically straight to Atlanta from St. Louis...but no freeways. Just the tiny...
Forum: Battle scooters 05-02-2011, 08:12 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 3,197
Posted By Vance
I will go slow. Berry slow. Back roads all the...

I will go slow. Berry slow. Back roads all the way.

Gettin old like that. :lol3
Forum: Ride reports 05-02-2011, 08:10 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 12,437
Posted By Vance
Might be a lot like this::rofl <object...

Might be a lot like this::rofl
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