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Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. Yesterday, 07:26 PM
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Posted By Rectaltronics
Will I seem out of place on a 2014-1/2 Honda VFR?...

Will I seem out of place on a 2014-1/2 Honda VFR?

I think I can fish out something that looks like a smoking jacket.
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. Yesterday, 04:54 PM
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Posted By Rectaltronics
Northerly winds from Queens. I shouldn't...

Northerly winds from Queens.

I shouldn't have eaten those burritos today.
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 09-21-2014, 09:08 AM
Replies: 23,030
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Posted By Rectaltronics
No cover tampering? Total Myth. Wow, it's...

No cover tampering? Total Myth. Wow, it's amazing, the legs that one has. Holy fucking shit on a stick.

Send copies of the hospital paperwork. The law doesn't make that an affirmative defense...
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 09-21-2014, 09:06 AM
Replies: 23,030
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Posted By Rectaltronics
I wonder how much the climate changed from the...

I wonder how much the climate changed from the traffic the march caused. :lol3

How about the hundreds of tow trucks deployed to relocate people's cars, including handicap and press.

I had to...
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 09-20-2014, 09:12 AM
Replies: 23,030
Views: 1,552,267
Posted By Rectaltronics
Har. I've been stopped for lane-splitting when I...

Har. I've been stopped for lane-splitting when I wasn't even guilty of it. Not that it stops me.

They figure: They need to hit their numbers.
You could be guilty of other things as well.
Their...
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 09-19-2014, 03:28 PM
Replies: 23,030
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Posted By Rectaltronics
Sure it's OK, until you get ticketed for it! ...

Sure it's OK, until you get ticketed for it! :jack

Best way to avoid tickets is not to violate traffic regulations.

Second best way is not to get caught.
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 09-19-2014, 04:49 AM
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Posted By Rectaltronics
I understand the inclination to remove the tags...

I understand the inclination to remove the tags when parking illegally but with so many perfectly legal parking opportunities on the UES, I just don't friggin' get it...
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 09-16-2014, 09:10 AM
Replies: 23,030
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Posted By Rectaltronics
Awesome. I've been so tempted so many times....

Awesome.

I've been so tempted so many times.

People are just fucking pigs.
Forum: Asia 09-12-2014, 06:45 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 3,702
Posted By Rectaltronics
You might want to stop by in this thread...

You might want to stop by in this thread (http://advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=721673) too. That one seems to be at least a little more active.
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 09-11-2014, 10:09 AM
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Posted By Rectaltronics
Not sure exactly how many bikes are ridden away...

Not sure exactly how many bikes are ridden away versus being dragged into a van but I know the latter number is very significant. Lack of a plate won't be an impediment to the bike ending up in van....
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 09-11-2014, 08:28 AM
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Posted By Rectaltronics
The police report will be more entertaining.

The police report will be more entertaining.
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 09-08-2014, 08:53 AM
Replies: 23,030
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Posted By Rectaltronics
For a weekday morning that sounds like the...

For a weekday morning that sounds like the winning approach.
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 09-04-2014, 09:14 PM
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Posted By Rectaltronics
There's always mail order if it's not urgent. ...

There's always mail order if it's not urgent.

http://www.mcmaster.com
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 09-04-2014, 04:13 AM
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Posted By Rectaltronics
<iframe width="640" height="360"...

<iframe width="640" height="360" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/ZlWaTAZUxUQ?feature=player_detailpage" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
:rofl
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 09-03-2014, 10:06 PM
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Posted By Rectaltronics
And the HWY guys will give you a high-five when...

And the HWY guys will give you a high-five when they see you wearing 'em.

Just don't bend over around those guys. No telling what could happen.

FWIW I've been wearing TCX (was Oxtar) road...
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 08-30-2014, 09:20 PM
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Posted By Rectaltronics
Sarcasm? :rofl FWIW I noticed ages ago...

Sarcasm?

:rofl

FWIW I noticed ages ago how motorcycle brand/type prevalence varies around the country. For example I went to Wisconsin a couple of times on business and I think a saw one...
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 08-30-2014, 02:22 PM
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Posted By Rectaltronics
Lemming.

Lemming.
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 08-30-2014, 11:23 AM
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Posted By Rectaltronics
Agreed, best thing is to chain the bike to...

Agreed, best thing is to chain the bike to something immovable.

The bad guys don't necessarily go digging to find tracking devices. They store the bike someplace and wait to see if cops show up....
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 08-29-2014, 05:50 AM
Replies: 10,589
Views: 661,968
Posted By Rectaltronics
Extra points for saying who that is on the wall,...

Extra points for saying who that is on the wall, and why he's there.
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 08-27-2014, 02:07 AM
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Posted By Rectaltronics
Well, there's your problem. :rofl

Well, there's your problem.

:rofl
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 08-26-2014, 03:13 PM
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Posted By Rectaltronics
Does this mean you're not coming to the Ear...

Does this mean you're not coming to the Ear tonite?
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 08-26-2014, 02:11 PM
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Posted By Rectaltronics
I need to touch on a few things, maybe only...

I need to touch on a few things, maybe only slightly related...

The pedestrians are nucking futs but on occasion, to the extent of being amusing. Take yesterday, approaching the east crosswalk...
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 08-25-2014, 06:27 AM
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Posted By Rectaltronics
Hell yeah. Routinely. What took you so long?

Hell yeah. Routinely. What took you so long?
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 08-25-2014, 05:46 AM
Replies: 10,589
Views: 661,968
Posted By Rectaltronics
Really battin' a thousand this month. That tag...

Really battin' a thousand this month. That tag was on my list...!

BTW, here's what y'all missed when stbob snagged NY Honda Motorcycles:

[NOT A TAG!!!]...
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 08-23-2014, 07:31 PM
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Views: 1,552,267
Posted By Rectaltronics
If you're lucky by the time it comes to court the...

If you're lucky by the time it comes to court the cop will have retired.
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 08-20-2014, 02:11 PM
Replies: 23,030
Views: 1,552,267
Posted By Rectaltronics
Here's the thing... If you patch it, you should...

Here's the thing... If you patch it, you should use a mushroom -type patch instead of the quickie string patches you keep in your emergency kit. The string patch will get you someplace where you...
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 08-19-2014, 01:02 PM
Replies: 3,270
Views: 182,996
Posted By Rectaltronics
That's not balls, that's chicken-shit. See...

That's not balls, that's chicken-shit.

See ya' soon. Dressed to match the bike, as usual. :lol3
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 08-19-2014, 07:29 AM
Replies: 23,030
Views: 1,552,267
Posted By Rectaltronics
Winning in court is a moral victory only. ...

Winning in court is a moral victory only.

Once you've been ticketed you've already lost. Defense takes time and energy and in the case of most people, time off from work.
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 08-19-2014, 06:51 AM
Replies: 3,270
Views: 182,996
Posted By Rectaltronics
Grow some balls and park in front.

Grow some balls and park in front.
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 08-18-2014, 08:56 PM
Replies: 23,030
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Posted By Rectaltronics
So basically you tapped your horn a few times and...

So basically you tapped your horn a few times and got singled out for honking while the assholes behind you were probably leaning on their horns. Do I have this right?

And then tells you your...
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 08-18-2014, 10:45 AM
Replies: 23,030
Views: 1,552,267
Posted By Rectaltronics
Insurance companies track the points for 40...

Insurance companies track the points for 40 months as far as I know. :eek1
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 08-18-2014, 06:55 AM
Replies: 23,030
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Posted By Rectaltronics
In my opinion yes but guilty is guilty.

In my opinion yes but guilty is guilty.
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 08-16-2014, 03:19 PM
Replies: 10,589
Views: 661,968
Posted By Rectaltronics
:rofl

:rofl
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 08-14-2014, 05:00 PM
Replies: 23,030
Views: 1,552,267
Posted By Rectaltronics
I remember the incident well. I remember that...

I remember the incident well. I remember that nearly all the media outlets were quick to vilify the motorcycle rider, with the usual stupid "MOWED DOWN" headlines, even though the rider was guilty...
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 08-14-2014, 04:42 PM
Replies: 10,589
Views: 661,968
Posted By Rectaltronics
That's not a Bruce but an outright hijack. The...

That's not a Bruce but an outright hijack. The only way that would have been more annoying, is if DocGonzo did it.

For some reason my phone's FTP app was giving me trouble so I could not upload...
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 08-14-2014, 11:17 AM
Replies: 23,030
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Posted By Rectaltronics
Not exactly but here's the thing... they're not...

Not exactly but here's the thing... they're not just endangering themselves but us too. I've had the displeasure of having one of those psychotic HWY guys running through several lanes of moving...
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 08-14-2014, 10:21 AM
Replies: 10,589
Views: 661,968
Posted By Rectaltronics
:hmmmmm :baby :2cry

:hmmmmm



:baby



:2cry
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 08-14-2014, 09:33 AM
Replies: 23,030
Views: 1,552,267
Posted By Rectaltronics
This reminds me of the crap one asshole cop was...

This reminds me of the crap one asshole cop was pulling on the West Side Highway not long ago, standing out in traffic, which makes the traffic even worse, which makes riders want to split even more,...
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 08-14-2014, 05:23 AM
Replies: 23,030
Views: 1,552,267
Posted By Rectaltronics
Service lanes or main road? Are they only...

Service lanes or main road? Are they only pulling over violators? Or every motorcycle?
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 08-12-2014, 03:05 AM
Replies: 10,589
Views: 661,968
Posted By Rectaltronics
Then you gotta wait until Thursday. :deal

Then you gotta wait until Thursday. :deal
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