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Forum: Epic Ride Reports Yesterday, 03:33 PM
Replies: 593
Views: 79,275
Posted By PaulGir
Seems the more one pays for a vehicle,the more...

Seems the more one pays for a vehicle,the more one justifies it's deficiencies.:rofl
Forum: Old's Cool 06-21-2015, 01:50 PM
Replies: 161
Views: 48,698
Posted By PaulGir
This is such a load of BS. Motorcycles...

This is such a load of BS.
Motorcycles have"Caster wheels" period.
Caster (or more commonly Castor) is ,in fact, what motorcyclists refer to as "trail".
You might find that most (all) bike...
Forum: Epic Ride Reports 06-20-2015, 06:41 PM
Replies: 2,819
Views: 2,028,756
Posted By PaulGir
Actually BMW reverse engineered a Douglas...

Actually BMW reverse engineered a Douglas motorcycle engine.
Douglas had been making opposed twins since the early 1900s.
Forum: New Zealand 04-07-2015, 12:13 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,734
Posted By PaulGir
Whingeing about ACC levies on the internet will...

Whingeing about ACC levies on the internet will not change anything.

Snide remarks about MAG park ups will do nothing either.How about getting off your fat kiwi arses and supporting MAG.They are...
Forum: Epic Ride Reports 03-13-2015, 01:10 PM
Replies: 151
Views: 26,472
Posted By PaulGir
The astronomical instrument is a Sextant. A...

The astronomical instrument is a Sextant.
A Sexton is a church official responsible for building maintenance.
Forum: Epic Ride Reports 01-01-2015, 10:38 AM
Replies: 3,874
Views: 821,553
Posted By PaulGir
No,you are wrong. These are the wild form of...

No,you are wrong.
These are the wild form of the domestic breast implant we know so well.
These ones are aggressive and have been known to attack innocent beach goers and implant themselves.
They...
Forum: Epic Ride Reports 12-10-2014, 01:14 PM
Replies: 68
Views: 14,666
Posted By PaulGir
Exactly like my second bike,bought in 1977.

Exactly like my second bike,bought in 1977.
Forum: Epic Ride Reports 11-15-2014, 01:34 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 8,480
Posted By PaulGir
Just be thankful you weren't served Watties...

Just be thankful you weren't served Watties Canned Spaghetti :rofl
Forum: Epic Ride Reports 11-06-2014, 12:20 PM
Replies: 2,088
Views: 448,221
Posted By PaulGir
A pig bag,in fact!

A pig bag,in fact!
Forum: Epic Ride Reports 10-28-2014, 01:00 PM
Replies: 3,756
Views: 1,065,627
Posted By PaulGir
The guy with the pink shirt?

The guy with the pink shirt?
Forum: Epic Ride Reports 10-21-2014, 04:27 PM
Replies: 3,756
Views: 1,065,627
Posted By PaulGir
Two bands of chimps will fight,viciously,should...

Two bands of chimps will fight,viciously,should they meet.
After 5 million years,we humans are no different.
Forum: Epic Ride Reports 10-21-2014, 03:27 PM
Replies: 3,756
Views: 1,065,627
Posted By PaulGir
Must be another Marco Polo.:rofl Marco Polo the...

Must be another Marco Polo.:rofl
Marco Polo the explorer was born in Venice
Forum: Epic Ride Reports 10-18-2014, 02:21 PM
Replies: 3,028
Views: 1,669,952
Posted By PaulGir
Believe it or not, there is a VPN certificated...

Believe it or not, there is a VPN certificated pizzeria not far from me in Kumeu,in the northwest of Auckland,New Zealand
Forum: Epic Ride Reports 10-18-2014, 02:10 PM
Replies: 3,028
Views: 1,669,952
Posted By PaulGir
There's something wrong in your noodle.Making...

There's something wrong in your noodle.Making jokes like that.
Forum: Epic Ride Reports 10-15-2014, 01:52 PM
Replies: 1,797
Views: 380,322
Posted By PaulGir
I'm in NZ.PM me any questions and I'll see what I...

I'm in NZ.PM me any questions and I'll see what I can do to get you answers.
Forum: Epic Ride Reports 10-10-2014, 04:00 PM
Replies: 3,874
Views: 821,553
Posted By PaulGir
Bell? :)

Bell? :)
Forum: Epic Ride Reports 10-10-2014, 03:53 PM
Replies: 4,210
Views: 2,299,742
Posted By PaulGir
That may have been the few remaining kiwis that...

That may have been the few remaining kiwis that still have a functioning brain,when they realised the National Party got re-elected.
Forum: Epic Ride Reports 10-06-2014, 01:05 PM
Replies: 1,797
Views: 380,322
Posted By PaulGir
Hi Al There are several bike hire outfits in...

Hi Al
There are several bike hire outfits in New Zealand.Google NZ motorcycle hire.
Some will collect you at the airport and take you to your hire.
Also there is the option of buying a used bike...
Forum: Epic Ride Reports 08-10-2014, 04:56 PM
Replies: 474
Views: 82,667
Posted By PaulGir
Oh,then in english it's a pisspot. :rofl

Oh,then in english it's a pisspot. :rofl
Forum: Epic Ride Reports 08-10-2014, 04:40 PM
Replies: 2,088
Views: 448,221
Posted By PaulGir
Be careful here, the NZ Police might...

Be careful here, the NZ Police might misunderstand.(Piggy on a police car)
Forum: Epic Ride Reports 07-20-2014, 06:44 PM
Replies: 3,874
Views: 821,553
Posted By PaulGir
Reminds me of a story I heard.A friend told me...

Reminds me of a story I heard.A friend told me how his street was having a spate of fuel thefts from parked vehicles.The thieves were syphoning fuel from the tanks.However, in the dark they mistook...
Forum: Epic Ride Reports 07-03-2014, 02:46 PM
Replies: 3,874
Views: 821,553
Posted By PaulGir
Meanwhile,in Dunedin,New Zealand,Last Saturday...

Meanwhile,in Dunedin,New Zealand,Last Saturday night three young women were viciously attacked by a group of drunken 15- and 16-year-old girls.

......bystanders rushed to their aid...NOT.
Forum: Epic Ride Reports 07-03-2014, 01:47 PM
Replies: 474
Views: 82,667
Posted By PaulGir
Because the English were the original imperalist...

Because the English were the original imperalist bastards - they thought their ways were the best ways.They had little respect for cultures that built vast civilisations while their Briton ancestors...
Forum: Epic Ride Reports 06-28-2014, 03:19 PM
Replies: 7,446
Views: 2,280,706
Posted By PaulGir
I'll have to break it to you,they are already...

I'll have to break it to you,they are already more educated than you are.
Forum: Epic Ride Reports 06-02-2014, 05:41 PM
Replies: 3,874
Views: 821,553
Posted By PaulGir
I thought this was a picture of the NZ National...

I thought this was a picture of the NZ National caucus.
Then I realised the pricks are on the outside.
Forum: Day Trippin' 12-06-2013, 01:23 PM
Replies: 1,941
Views: 429,937
Posted By PaulGir
We call those Fruit Salad plants.When they are in...

We call those Fruit Salad plants.When they are in the right conditions they produce a long cone sharped fruit that smells like fruit salad.
I just transplanted 3 out of indoor pots into the...
Forum: Epic Ride Reports 10-27-2013, 01:48 PM
Replies: 245
Views: 83,336
Posted By PaulGir
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Forum: Day Trippin' 10-20-2013, 01:58 AM
Replies: 1,941
Views: 429,937
Posted By PaulGir
Be very careful if you try to heat a small space...

Be very careful if you try to heat a small space with any un-flued gas burner such as a cooker.They can result in a build up of CO (carbon monoxide) with disastrous consequences.
In New Zealand we...
Forum: The Perfect Line and Other Riding Myths 10-13-2013, 12:49 PM
Replies: 1,509
Views: 132,213
Posted By PaulGir
The moa wanted to disarm the public (pre-european...

The moa wanted to disarm the public (pre-european Maori) But just being large dumb birds,the moa were ignored by the Maori and cooked and eaten till they were extinct:rofl
Forum: Road Warriors 10-02-2013, 04:29 PM
Replies: 3,210
Views: 699,135
Posted By PaulGir
Regarding this cross plane crank BS - I guess my...

Regarding this cross plane crank BS - I guess my 1977 XS750 triple had one too as does all the new Triumph triples.
The only non cross plane triple I know of were the Triumph/BSA pushrod triples and...
Forum: Road Warriors 10-02-2013, 04:16 PM
Replies: 3,210
Views: 699,135
Posted By PaulGir
Well if the Street Triple has been renamed...

Well if the Street Triple has been renamed Striple,This one has to be known as the 3tard :1drink
Forum: Epic Ride Reports 10-02-2013, 12:56 PM
Replies: 1,103
Views: 314,113
Posted By PaulGir
I don't know how it is in the U.S. but in N.Z....

I don't know how it is in the U.S. but in N.Z. stolen clothing can often be claimed on Householders contents insurance.
Forum: Epic Ride Reports 09-12-2013, 12:21 PM
Replies: 7,446
Views: 2,280,706
Posted By PaulGir
The reason for the different border formalities...

The reason for the different border formalities is that you have just left the European Union.
Ukraine is not part of the EU.
Forum: Epic Ride Reports 08-24-2013, 01:16 PM
Replies: 7,446
Views: 2,280,706
Posted By PaulGir
Big mistake.You can't treat dehydration with...

Big mistake.You can't treat dehydration with alcohol.It has the opposite effect.
Forum: Epic Ride Reports 07-18-2013, 02:48 PM
Replies: 7,446
Views: 2,280,706
Posted By PaulGir
Yes - the inevitable variation on the British...

Yes - the inevitable variation on the British joke about Italian military vehicles.
Of course, the Poms then went and designed the Ferret Armoured Car - with 13 forward and 13 reverse...
Forum: Epic Ride Reports 06-27-2013, 01:55 PM
Replies: 561
Views: 205,073
Posted By PaulGir
OK .Then they must have updated the design.The...

OK .Then they must have updated the design.The old 50s and 90s just used splash lubrication afaik.
Valvetrain lubrication used to rely on oil being dragged along by the cam chain
Forum: Epic Ride Reports 06-26-2013, 01:31 PM
Replies: 561
Views: 205,073
Posted By PaulGir
If these motors are like the original Honda...

If these motors are like the original Honda design, they don't have "oil pressure" - no oil pump at all or filter, for that matter.
Forum: Epic Ride Reports 06-23-2013, 05:21 PM
Replies: 561
Views: 205,073
Posted By PaulGir
You need these: http://www.fxbikes.com/

You need these: http://www.fxbikes.com/
Forum: Epic Ride Reports 05-10-2013, 01:38 PM
Replies: 3,874
Views: 821,553
Posted By PaulGir
Of course they do. I recall on an episode of...

Of course they do.
I recall on an episode of "The Simpsons" they showed an Australian postage stamp celebrating "30 years of Electricity"
Forum: Day Trippin' 04-26-2013, 01:43 PM
Replies: 1,941
Views: 429,937
Posted By PaulGir
Poor kid - he's obviously never been exposed to...

Poor kid - he's obviously never been exposed to computer gaming or reality TV
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