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Forum: GS Boxers Yesterday, 01:05 PM
Replies: 185
Views: 12,839
Posted By rattis
Ride more troll less :D Who gives a flying fcuk...

Ride more troll less :D
Who gives a flying fcuk what trolls think? Or bashers for that matter :D
Forum: Orange Crush 07-20-2014, 11:30 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 421
Posted By rattis
Question The HOW is when you don't intercourse up. So I...

The HOW is when you don't intercourse up.
So I can't remove the intake camshaft as it's "pushing" in the TDC position as not to ruin the cam bearings.
I have to turn the engine a few degrees to...
Forum: Orange Crush 07-20-2014, 11:21 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 421
Posted By rattis
Question More info

When i search TDC with a screw driver through the plughole I get the mark on the exhaust camshat to align with the head and the intake is off by a cog, judgeing by the marks on the shaft it's "above"...
Forum: Orange Crush 07-20-2014, 10:37 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 421
Posted By rattis
Question Help to uncluster fcuk

I messed up my valve job, i used a sharpie to mrk the positions of the cams visa vi the head and thought I had done a proper job of it.
It only ran on one cylinder the rear, so off with tank and air...
Forum: GS Boxers 07-20-2014, 07:44 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,466
Posted By rattis
Thumb Chairman Mao

Even the longest voyage starts with the first step.
In this case the first time you press the starter button.
Forum: Orange Crush 07-20-2014, 03:00 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 378
Posted By rattis
+ 205

+ 205
Forum: Orange Crush 07-19-2014, 11:01 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 896
Posted By rattis
Thumb Nice

I've got a -07 and think it's a great bike, you'll have a lot of fun.
just beware that you don't put the wrong type of air in you tyres:lol3
Forum: GS Boxers 07-19-2014, 10:42 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,466
Posted By rattis
Talking To all trolls and revisionists and infidels

Just to ruin your day: my GSA LC now with 3000 miles on the odo is running really well and no catastrophic failures at all.
It's hardly believable taking in consideration the utter incompetence of...
Forum: GS Boxers 07-19-2014, 10:34 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,525
Posted By rattis
Thumb I am, as they in the dungeons in Life of Brian, a...

I am, as they in the dungeons in Life of Brian, a lucky bastard.
I've got one of each world and a mix of the two would make all other makers of motorcycles soil their underwear!
The LC8 engine is...
Forum: GS Boxers 07-19-2014, 10:25 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 731
Posted By rattis
Get a donkey! This very question has been...

Get a donkey!
This very question has been rehashed ad nauseam and the Moco will never go back, why should they?
A few revisionists here and there is not a viable market for them.
Get a carbed old...
Forum: GS Boxers 07-18-2014, 10:54 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,525
Posted By rattis
What balderdash! KTM missile indeed. The...

What balderdash! KTM missile indeed.
The missile is in you right hand, on that side there's a thing called throttle when you twist it the motor starts going faster and the bike with it and when...
Forum: GS Boxers 07-17-2014, 12:32 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,525
Posted By rattis
Talking You're going to miss the engine and the gearbox...

You're going to miss the engine and the gearbox and not having to worry about splines and final drives.
The1150 inn good nik is a god bike though, albeit a bit heavy.
Go where your soul tells...
Forum: GS Boxers 07-17-2014, 03:33 AM
Replies: 185
Views: 12,839
Posted By rattis
Good Lord go get a dick enhancement or get laid...

Good Lord go get a dick enhancement or get laid or something you seem to have a lot of unspent testosterone and need to get it out somehow.
If you troll on a BMW forum and expect to get away...
Forum: GS Boxers 07-17-2014, 03:26 AM
Replies: 185
Views: 12,839
Posted By rattis
Talking Bitchin'

If you can't mix up fantasies, heresay, general bullshit and such likes with hard facts a lot of people would have very little to say.
But to be sure I now carry 2 complete final drives when I go...
Forum: GS Boxers 07-16-2014, 02:10 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 2,217
Posted By rattis
Thumb +205

+205
Forum: GS Boxers 07-10-2014, 09:42 AM
Replies: 185
Views: 12,839
Posted By rattis
Revisionists and non believers

Hilarious, ABS is crap ESA is crap BMW should put all it's knowledge into an updated 1150.
A lot of moaning over something the Moco will not give a single fuck about!
It's all very easy, you don't...
Forum: Orange Crush 07-06-2014, 10:55 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 277
Posted By rattis
Question Dead

after having installed an opena air filter SW and new jets and new plugs the 950 SER will only fire on the rear cylinder.:cry
There's an occasional firing but basically not running well.
hints and...
Forum: Orange Crush 07-06-2014, 08:40 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 680
Posted By rattis
Thumb Plug

it, dear Henry, well plug it dear Henry.
Put a piece of aluminium in the lathe and make a plug, there's a crossover at least on the 950 SE, should get you around Iceland and back.
WOT might be a...
Forum: Orange Crush 07-06-2014, 08:36 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 264
Posted By rattis
Question Not fire

Hi all
I changed the jetting because I put in a SW7 ITG air filter.
The jets were changed according to instructions i also checked my valve clearances and put in new spark plugs.
Time to start up...
Forum: GS Boxers 07-06-2014, 01:06 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 3,833
Posted By rattis
Thumb Worried

How little trust you have to worry about that measly sum.
Normal people are honest, I sent almost 10000 $ to a man I'd never met before to buy me a motor bike , half across the world.
That man is a...
Forum: GS Boxers 07-06-2014, 12:59 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 614
Posted By rattis
less is more

that volume that high up and that far back filled up with stuff you don't need will do wonders for stability :D
Forum: Latin America 07-01-2014, 11:03 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 256
Posted By rattis
Question Scrap

could I sell my 990 adv in Chile as spare parts? Looking for some 4-5 thousand for the whole bike.
Forum: Latin America 07-01-2014, 11:01 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 532
Posted By rattis
hi how much to Conus/ California?

hi how much to Conus/ California?
Forum: Latin America 07-01-2014, 10:59 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 317
Posted By rattis
Thumb Salta

hi there's a KTM place in Salta in Argie, they seem nice :rofl
And they helped me out in January:freaky
Forum: Latin America 07-01-2014, 10:55 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 191
Posted By rattis
Question Tyres

I need some new rubbers for my 990 ADV, what are the prices like in Uruguay.
Will tyres be cheaper in Europe?
Forum: Orange Crush 07-01-2014, 10:43 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,855
Posted By rattis
I've got a 990 2007 with 35000 miles and it...

I've got a 990 2007 with 35000 miles and it shifts like a dream.
sure beats the hell out the BMW but then again about the frontbrakes it's the other way around.:norton
Forum: GS Boxers 06-30-2014, 01:02 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 2,262
Posted By rattis
2014 GSA 3 weeks 2600 miles no problems ...

2014 GSA
3 weeks
2600 miles
no problems
but it is NOISY
Would probably buy another one, goes like a bomb.:clap
Forum: GS Boxers 06-25-2014, 07:57 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 813
Posted By rattis
Laugh KTM bashing

I hope you remember the dastardly KTM adv with it's miserable water pumps, why would anyone buy a bike like that?
Forum: GS Boxers 06-25-2014, 07:52 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 359
Posted By rattis
Question Locks

IS there anyone out there who makes lock cylinder for the BMW oem alu panniers?
Forum: GS Boxers 06-25-2014, 07:49 AM
Replies: 82
Views: 6,306
Posted By rattis
Talking Strange

I was at the BMW shop in Hamburg and I pointed out to the service manager that I thought that the engine was a bit noisy, campared to my old TC ,2010.
His answer was that, yes, the new LC engine...
Forum: GS Boxers 06-23-2014, 12:22 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 751
Posted By rattis
Pls come back wit a report and with pics, thank...

Pls come back wit a report and with pics, thank you.
Forum: GS Boxers 06-23-2014, 12:17 PM
Replies: 4,359
Views: 657,271
Posted By rattis
Thumb Rode it from Dresden to the Harz, 10 trip 5 kg...

Rode it from Dresden to the Harz, 10 trip 5 kg luggage and no tools nor spareparts:D
Forum: GS Boxers 06-23-2014, 12:12 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 4,322
Posted By rattis
Ear?

Ear?
Forum: Orange Crush 06-15-2014, 06:00 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,637
Posted By rattis
Talking Well cut it

Do what I did, cut it where the swivel turns into peg with a thin cutting disk.
Weld some 6mm/ 1/4"flatbar to the swivel part.
cut the flat bar to the desired length, drill an 8mm hole in the flat...
Forum: GS Boxers 06-15-2014, 12:50 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,511
Posted By rattis
Thumb Throwing the gauntlet

As someone already has thrown in a foreign brand I will dare to do the same, and as I have the bike myself I know what I'm talking about: KTM 990ADV, a very nice very competent bike in all aspects, a...
Forum: GS Boxers 06-15-2014, 12:20 AM
Replies: 4,359
Views: 657,271
Posted By rattis
Started it and went to Poland :clap

Started it and went to Poland :clap
Forum: GS Boxers 06-14-2014, 01:55 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 2,007
Posted By rattis
Talking 6 8 " , you bunch of midgets :D i got the...

6 8 " , you bunch of midgets :D
i got the Wunderlich spoiler and cleaned up the act of the gsa screen
It's not Aeroflow quiet but a lot better, I'm waiting for info from Aeroflow about the height...
Forum: GS Boxers 06-12-2014, 10:49 AM
Replies: 4,359
Views: 657,271
Posted By rattis
600 mile service = -400$ :evil No...

600 mile service = -400$ :evil
No servicestamps= no warranty
Forum: GS Boxers 06-12-2014, 10:32 AM
Replies: 791
Views: 102,590
Posted By rattis
Cry 2014 604 miles:clap

2014 604 miles:clap
Forum: GS Boxers 06-12-2014, 10:29 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 427
Posted By rattis
Chain-driven camshafts AFAIK=impossible

Chain-driven camshafts AFAIK=impossible
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