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Forum: Australia Today, 01:39 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 432
Posted By crash n bern
Sorry to hear. Put posters around the local shops...

Sorry to hear. Put posters around the local shops and area. No honour among thieves, hopefully one of their mates will blab for some Christmas drinking money.
Forum: Australia Today, 05:31 AM
Replies: 318
Views: 24,529
Posted By crash n bern
I used to suffer it. Got fixed when my gut got...

I used to suffer it. Got fixed when my gut got fixed. Used to have an ulcer. Most common cause is IBS. But I'm no expert.

My gut is playing up at the moment, the side effect is anxiety attacks,...
Forum: Australia 12-14-2014, 05:22 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 2,978
Posted By crash n bern
The funny thing I have noticed is that the only...

The funny thing I have noticed is that the only people who seem to manage driving and using the phone the best are tradies. The worst are young girls in red hatchbacks.

That's been my experience...
Forum: Australia 12-12-2014, 01:50 PM
Replies: 199
Views: 6,591
Posted By crash n bern
The war best won, is the war not fought.

The war best won, is the war not fought.
Forum: Australia 12-12-2014, 02:54 AM
Replies: 199
Views: 6,591
Posted By crash n bern
In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king.

In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king.
Forum: Australia 12-11-2014, 12:27 AM
Replies: 199
Views: 15,798
Posted By crash n bern
Typing all that with one hand while more than...

Typing all that with one hand while more than likely still in recovery pain is a pretty good effort.

I hope you get a win with the insurance company. I have learnt not to trust a lot of them, they...
Forum: Australia 12-09-2014, 11:15 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 6,052
Posted By crash n bern
Look after your leather jacket and your...

Look after your leather jacket and your grandchildren will be wearing it.

I bought a Belstaff 3/4 and love it. Use it for daily commuting and ADV riding, so nice you could sleep in it.
Forum: Australia 12-09-2014, 11:06 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 2,013
Posted By crash n bern
Me too, but I didn't know it was...

Me too, but I didn't know it was illegal.........Well... I knew doing it at 150kph was.
Forum: Australia 12-09-2014, 03:11 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 6,052
Posted By crash n bern
Earlier in this thread I mentioned leather....

Earlier in this thread I mentioned leather. Lifetime guarantee from an inmate. Not to mention how much more stylish you will look compared to textile. ...
Forum: Australia 12-08-2014, 08:48 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,794
Posted By crash n bern
Usually because English is there second (If...

Usually because English is there second (If that.) language.
Forum: Australia 12-08-2014, 07:47 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 2,013
Posted By crash n bern
I don't know, but everyone is already doing it.

I don't know, but everyone is already doing it.
Forum: Australia 12-08-2014, 02:40 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,794
Posted By crash n bern
The irony in that, is that the real ones are...

The irony in that, is that the real ones are scams too.
Forum: Crazy-Awesome almost Dakar racers (950/990cc) 12-07-2014, 09:19 PM
Replies: 103
Views: 16,773
Posted By crash n bern
And to think,.....People were telling him where...

And to think,.....People were telling him where to put the oil tank.
Forum: Australia 12-07-2014, 02:51 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,515
Posted By crash n bern
Tell her all you mates go to the pub every night,...

Tell her all you mates go to the pub every night, but you decided to get a project bike so you could be at home in the shed near her. Or better yet let you build it in the house so you can be nearer...
Forum: Australia 12-06-2014, 10:04 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,344
Posted By crash n bern
I have bought cars and bikes without seeing them,...

I have bought cars and bikes without seeing them, other than a couple of pictures. But I've learn't to read pictures and adds pretty good.

I tried to buy a 950 from another state once. Told the...
Forum: Australia 12-05-2014, 06:23 AM
Replies: 199
Views: 15,798
Posted By crash n bern
There was an old thread that resurfaced here a...

There was an old thread that resurfaced here a few weeks ago about an Australian racer who was badly injured in the U.S. and his insurance company wouldn't pay for the op and flew him home instead.
Forum: Australia 12-04-2014, 10:35 PM
Replies: 199
Views: 15,798
Posted By crash n bern
I would really like to hear the full version of...

I would really like to hear the full version of that 007 story.
Forum: Australia 12-03-2014, 08:00 PM
Replies: 199
Views: 15,798
Posted By crash n bern
Insurance scams, for some are an occupation....

Insurance scams, for some are an occupation. Insurance companies wont write out cheques willy nilly.

Good thinking on not doing the media thing. That's a last resort of desperation when all has...
Forum: Australia 12-02-2014, 02:29 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 691
Posted By crash n bern
There's another good book called 'Bernard was a...

There's another good book called 'Bernard was a bikie'. Just in case you want to bias the child's library collection some more.
...
Forum: Australia 12-01-2014, 12:05 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,181
Posted By crash n bern
For all the whinging it's got everything that...

For all the whinging it's got everything that everyone always complains a bike doesn't come with.

An adjustable windscreen, bark busters, panniers and a bash plate.

And if you remove the Cat...
Forum: Australia 11-29-2014, 05:32 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,515
Posted By crash n bern
What Old dog said. Try to get something that has...

What Old dog said. Try to get something that has a sound motor and just needs a cosmetic restoration for your first one. Last thing you need is to get sucked into a $3,000 engine rebuild on a bike...
Forum: Australia 11-29-2014, 05:11 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 3,664
Posted By crash n bern
Good reality check. I recently crashed in...

Good reality check.

I recently crashed in the bush and had to ride myself out to a hospital while the endorphin's were still pumping. I was lucky. This time. Makes you review your attitude to how...
Forum: Australia 11-26-2014, 04:38 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 621
Posted By crash n bern
I have it on VHS, it's not much better.

I have it on VHS, it's not much better.
Forum: Australia 11-26-2014, 03:14 AM
Replies: 384
Views: 25,643
Posted By crash n bern
But does he sell them off cheap when he's done...

But does he sell them off cheap when he's done with them????
Forum: Australia 11-24-2014, 11:06 PM
Replies: 90
Views: 4,049
Posted By crash n bern
A mate of mine swears by that. So being...

A mate of mine swears by that. So being genetically lazy I gave it a go. Once. Found the inlet totally dusted on my new bike. Never did it again, and never listened to him again either.


There...
Forum: Australia 11-24-2014, 03:29 AM
Replies: 90
Views: 4,049
Posted By crash n bern
I know, but it just sounded so funny. My...

I know, but it just sounded so funny. My pensioner uncle did it when he replaced the manifold in his immaculate WB Statesman caprice. Oil pressure light came on, when he checked the dipstick it was...
Forum: Australia 11-24-2014, 02:40 AM
Replies: 90
Views: 4,049
Posted By crash n bern
What? Rage in the intake, or rags in the intake?

What? Rage in the intake, or rags in the intake?
Forum: Australia 11-23-2014, 07:26 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,544
Posted By crash n bern
Maybe you would be better off asking 'What oil to...

Maybe you would be better off asking 'What oil to run in it'.




Actually, we're not being very helpful to a newcomer here. Which probably goes to say YES, you should buy one. Your question is...
Forum: Australia 11-23-2014, 02:04 PM
Replies: 90
Views: 4,049
Posted By crash n bern
Sounds like a translation from a Chinese service...

Sounds like a translation from a Chinese service manual.:lol3



As for the air filters disintegrating, They all do that. What you wash them in will depend on how quick. Even the oils will break...
Forum: Australia 11-22-2014, 02:05 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 3,338
Posted By crash n bern
comgateway has been good to deal with and prices...

comgateway has been good to deal with and prices are ok.
Forum: Australia 11-16-2014, 11:05 PM
Replies: 384
Views: 25,643
Posted By crash n bern
Ken Powercell mentioned that he sent a set of...

Ken Powercell mentioned that he sent a set of Ohlins down under to fit to an SE with a Christini conversion. Must be the one.
Forum: Australia 11-14-2014, 02:45 PM
Replies: 384
Views: 25,643
Posted By crash n bern
I can see a lot of swingarm flex going on there.:D

I can see a lot of swingarm flex going on there.:D
Forum: Australia 11-10-2014, 02:00 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 1,940
Posted By crash n bern
I agree, have a HTC in an otterbox, recently...

I agree, have a HTC in an otterbox, recently crashed with it in a soft case on the front of my hydration pack. Tore some of the rubber off the otterbox, and still have a mark on my ribs from it. But...
Forum: Australia 11-08-2014, 02:53 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 3,338
Posted By crash n bern
Your dead right. It's a good idea that would work...

Your dead right. It's a good idea that would work if the prices were competitive. I guess they might be trying to catch the uninformed masses.
Forum: Australia 11-08-2014, 03:42 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 2,277
Posted By crash n bern
Wish I was a dairy farmer so I could just ride...

Wish I was a dairy farmer so I could just ride around the country side instead of working.


Maybe I should buy a cow.:topes
Forum: Australia 11-06-2014, 01:49 PM
Replies: 384
Views: 25,643
Posted By crash n bern
Wouldn't there be suspension tuners here that...

Wouldn't there be suspension tuners here that could do it? Save a bit on shipping your suspension half way across the world and back. Especially if it's not quite right and he wants to have another...
Forum: Australia 11-05-2014, 03:17 AM
Replies: 384
Views: 25,643
Posted By crash n bern
So how many times has everyone smacked their...

So how many times has everyone smacked their kneecap into the grab rail?
Forum: Australia 11-04-2014, 03:59 PM
Replies: 384
Views: 25,643
Posted By crash n bern
Yeah, good job:D It was good to hear another...

Yeah, good job:D It was good to hear another perspective on it. There's always two sides to a coin.
Forum: Australia 11-04-2014, 03:54 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 437
Posted By crash n bern
:rofl If only. It was the unforeseeable rock. ...

:rofl If only. It was the unforeseeable rock. But as a bloke I was sweeping with once said, after I'd commented on how fast some of the riders were.

Yeah,....There's gun...
Forum: Australia 11-04-2014, 03:40 PM
Replies: 384
Views: 25,643
Posted By crash n bern
Oh,...thanks for that. I was going to use the...

Oh,...thanks for that. I was going to use the swingarm flex as an excuse for my crap riding skills. But you ruined that idea.


I was thinking a similar thing, I mean everything on the bike...
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