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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 01-20-2015, 12:26 PM
Replies: 85
Views: 5,725
Posted By Bollocks
Heres one I did get stopped for and a warning.......

Heres one I did get stopped for and a warning....

Passing more than one vehicle at a time in a passing zone in NC.

I passed 3 cars in a passing zone, got pulled over by a sheriff and lectured...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 01-03-2015, 02:58 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,514
Posted By Bollocks
Welcome to the asylum mate. :clap

Welcome to the asylum mate. :clap
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 01-03-2015, 02:44 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,514
Posted By Bollocks
Put some trust in ya tires, seriously, modem day...

Put some trust in ya tires, seriously, modem day tires are amazing in the wet.
if you can force yourself out of your comfort zone and play with them you will be surprised what you can do.

One of...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 01-02-2015, 10:20 PM
Replies: 35,929
Views: 9,216,048
Posted By Bollocks
Fail. Balls of ya feet aren't on the...

Fail.

Balls of ya feet aren't on the pegs....next!




It's a great looking bike in white mate, looks like it handles. I need to check one out.

Edit: Are they linked brakes?
Forum: ADVrider annual rallies 01-02-2015, 09:21 PM
Replies: 470
Views: 26,148
Posted By Bollocks
It's back up mate, went down to the store this...

It's back up mate, went down to the store this morning and saw it.
I'm hopping to get a ride in tommowor, 58 at the lake....Shady Valley is call my name. :clap
Forum: Face plant 12-19-2014, 08:12 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 7,769
Posted By Bollocks
Good job mate but I have to ask...the WHOLE time...

Good job mate but I have to ask...the WHOLE time you have just a towel on?
edit: and while you took pics?

Seeing how it all turned out well for the rider...^ that's some funny shit.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 12-19-2014, 08:08 PM
Replies: 165
Views: 8,328
Posted By Bollocks
It's funny you say "No one talks shop" I had no...

It's funny you say "No one talks shop" I had no idea that 2 of the guys I ride with were retired airline pilots for the longest time.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 12-19-2014, 08:05 PM
Replies: 165
Views: 8,328
Posted By Bollocks
Location is a factor, I live up in the mountains...

Location is a factor, I live up in the mountains of TN/NC.
It's very twisty and we do group rides up here but unless it's the Blue Ridge Parkway it's a ride at your on pace and we will all meet up...
Forum: GS Boxers 10-15-2014, 12:12 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 3,911
Posted By Bollocks
Hi Wallace and welcome to the asylum mate, Jet...

Hi Wallace and welcome to the asylum mate, Jet speeds correct about the sarcasm it gets bad in here. :lol3

It may have helped if you had looked at my sig...BMW F800R.
Forum: GS Boxers 10-14-2014, 04:08 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 3,911
Posted By Bollocks
Friends and family do not count. :lol3

Friends and family do not count. :lol3
Forum: GS Boxers 10-14-2014, 01:30 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 3,911
Posted By Bollocks
Well, at least people have heard of Hodaka.

Well, at least people have heard of Hodaka.
Forum: GS Boxers 10-14-2014, 09:42 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 3,911
Posted By Bollocks
If there like me they probably didn't know BMW...

If there like me they probably didn't know BMW made bikes. I hope they succeed.
Forum: GS Boxers 10-14-2014, 09:25 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 3,911
Posted By Bollocks
For a car manufacturer trying to get into the...

For a car manufacturer trying to get into the motocycle market, BMW may have something with this bike. It looks OK. :*sip*
Forum: Face plant 10-13-2014, 09:20 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 5,984
Posted By Bollocks
Did you read the comments, rpmk 15 hours...

Did you read the comments,

rpmk 15 hours ago
The company that makes these guardrails is facing massive lawsuits;they made changes that have taken away the collapseability .

BEAMER 14 hours...
Forum: Parallel Universe 10-08-2014, 10:36 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 698
Posted By Bollocks
They all do that, it's called a feature.

They all do that, it's called a feature.
Forum: Southeast, The Lair of the Dragon - The Blue Ridge and Smoky Mountains 10-06-2014, 06:51 PM
Replies: 1,295
Views: 70,795
Posted By Bollocks
+1 I know I didn't go but you do so much for...

+1

I know I didn't go but you do so much for us.
Forum: Southeast, The Lair of the Dragon - The Blue Ridge and Smoky Mountains 10-06-2014, 06:22 PM
Replies: 1,295
Views: 70,795
Posted By Bollocks
:spam :lol3

:spam






:lol3
Forum: Southeast, The Lair of the Dragon - The Blue Ridge and Smoky Mountains 10-06-2014, 05:37 PM
Replies: 1,295
Views: 70,795
Posted By Bollocks
Ello luv, pains off the scale but I gets to see...

Ello luv, pains off the scale but I gets to see the doc tommowor....hope to get some pain killers that work.:lol3
I missed you guys, looked like a hell of a good time.
I will be at the OldSkool...
Forum: Southeast, The Lair of the Dragon - The Blue Ridge and Smoky Mountains 10-06-2014, 10:32 AM
Replies: 1,295
Views: 70,795
Posted By Bollocks
Thread of Awesome

Thread of Awesome
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 09-26-2014, 06:16 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 897
Posted By Bollocks
^^ I've had that happen on the bike in a passing...

^^ I've had that happen on the bike in a passing zone, went to pull back in and the woman in front thought I would try and make it passed her before the car came. I ended up splitting them, instead...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 09-25-2014, 07:29 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 897
Posted By Bollocks
I had a really close one, a pick-up truck with a...

I had a really close one, a pick-up truck with a trailer.
It was at night, came around the corner where a gas station is located. Big black pick-up truck had pulled out, I saw him and he had passed...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 09-24-2014, 07:54 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 5,140
Posted By Bollocks
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Forum: Face plant 09-18-2014, 10:20 AM
Replies: 363
Views: 71,486
Posted By Bollocks
I'm doing OK, loving the new ride. Pissed that I...

I'm doing OK, loving the new ride. Pissed that I missed summer but I still have Nottarally and the Old Skool rally to look forward to. :freaky
Forum: Americas 09-14-2014, 04:00 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 878
Posted By Bollocks
KOA, Keep On Adding. They will charge you for...

KOA, Keep On Adding.
They will charge you for the sheets and towels even though you rented a cabin.
You would expect that shit to be in there but, no.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 09-10-2014, 05:35 PM
Replies: 139
Views: 11,011
Posted By Bollocks
I don't wave to scooters cu's their ALL drunks...

I don't wave to scooters cu's their ALL drunks that have lost there licensees.:*sip*






I do wave cu's I work in a collage town and a lot of the kids use them, not as many as 08 when the...
Forum: Face plant 09-09-2014, 06:27 PM
Replies: 91
Views: 17,956
Posted By Bollocks
I would have called 911 back and canceled the...

I would have called 911 back and canceled the meat wagon, why waste their time for asshats.
Apart from that you did good.:clap

Edit: I don't own a cell phone so unless you have one you f%#ed if I...
Forum: Old's Cool 09-09-2014, 08:09 AM
Replies: 341
Views: 27,242
Posted By Bollocks
:clap

:clap
Forum: Airheads 09-07-2014, 05:43 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,563
Posted By Bollocks
You mean like this? ...

You mean like this?


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0PD84gkyqjA/S-n9b9BygHI/AAAAAAAABEE/ANAu2Z2zHNU/s1600/bmw+tank+black+smoke.jpg

linky...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 09-07-2014, 05:37 PM
Replies: 35,929
Views: 9,216,048
Posted By Bollocks
Exactly.:deal

Exactly.:deal
Forum: Old's Cool 09-06-2014, 07:56 AM
Replies: 341
Views: 27,242
Posted By Bollocks
Do it!!!! It's my favorite trip of the year,...

Do it!!!!
It's my favorite trip of the year, it's breath taking to ride in at sunset along the 68.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 09-06-2014, 07:44 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 3,724
Posted By Bollocks
Who cares what they wear? if it was a real...

Who cares what they wear?
if it was a real problem cu's the guys keep falling off I could see it, but these guys don't seem to be tipping over. :lol3
Forum: Face plant 09-05-2014, 03:16 PM
Replies: 363
Views: 71,486
Posted By Bollocks
I'm out on Sunday and meet a guy with a brand new...

I'm out on Sunday and meet a guy with a brand new bike, he had a Buell the week before but managed to go into a corner to fast and went off the Mtn, fell about 80ft, straight down, ended up with the...
Forum: Old's Cool 09-04-2014, 08:18 AM
Replies: 341
Views: 27,242
Posted By Bollocks
Your going to get stopped by the police dragging...

Your going to get stopped by the police dragging that behind you. :trp
Forum: Face plant 09-01-2014, 07:25 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 10,854
Posted By Bollocks
When you spooned the tires on did you line up the...

When you spooned the tires on did you line up the red painted dot with the valve stem?
Forum: Crazy-Awesome almost Dakar racers (950/990cc) 08-26-2014, 06:04 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 2,387
Posted By Bollocks
I don't own one but here are some links... ...

I don't own one but here are some links...

linky (http://www.advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=213175&highlight=aurel+cable)

linky (http://www.advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=836917)
...
Forum: Old's Cool 08-26-2014, 04:53 PM
Replies: 341
Views: 27,242
Posted By Bollocks
I usually get presented with the check and told...

I usually get presented with the check and told to never come back so this will be a first.

Love the menu Wayne. :thumb
Forum: Face plant 08-26-2014, 04:33 PM
Replies: 363
Views: 71,486
Posted By Bollocks
Thanks Mike. Oh look, I need to change my...

Thanks Mike.

Oh look, I need to change my sig.
Forum: Face plant 08-26-2014, 03:51 PM
Replies: 363
Views: 71,486
Posted By Bollocks
Update: Well, I had my heart set on the...

Update:

Well, I had my heart set on the Triumph Sprint GT, got to ride it for a weekend. :evil
45 mins of riding and I waz miserable. :cry

I was back to square one.

Long story short I...
Forum: GS Boxers 08-25-2014, 07:47 PM
Replies: 95
Views: 12,455
Posted By Bollocks
This fuel strip issue, when you take it to the...

This fuel strip issue, when you take it to the dealer how long does it take to replace?
Forum: Old's Cool 08-25-2014, 11:46 AM
Replies: 341
Views: 27,242
Posted By Bollocks
No I wasn't...what... what the hells a...

No I wasn't...what...

what the hells a Hugger?
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