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Forum: Australia 07-15-2014, 02:58 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 4,006
Posted By crash n bern
I didn't even know it was illegal till you blokes...

I didn't even know it was illegal till you blokes brought it up. But then I've never paid too much attention to road rules anyway.
Forum: Australia 07-15-2014, 02:35 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 2,261
Posted By crash n bern
See you there the next time it floods. ...

See you there the next time it floods.


Actually lane filtering would be easier if they didn't narrow all the lanes on the freeway just so they could squeeze in an extra lane. You can hardly fit...
Forum: Australia 07-15-2014, 02:25 PM
Replies: 1,167
Views: 123,599
Posted By crash n bern
Being immortalized by Roger Harvey in a cartoon...

Being immortalized by Roger Harvey in a cartoon is as good as life can get. Bask in the glory. You both deserve it.
Forum: Australia 07-11-2014, 01:53 AM
Replies: 150
Views: 10,872
Posted By crash n bern
WHOAAAAAAHHH, You can get pills for that?

WHOAAAAAAHHH, You can get pills for that?
Forum: Australia 07-11-2014, 01:51 AM
Replies: 150
Views: 10,872
Posted By crash n bern
And to think, for years everyone has been...

And to think, for years everyone has been wondering why people buy Harley's
Forum: Australia 07-05-2014, 09:42 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 2,530
Posted By crash n bern
Yeah, Moyston makes valid points. I always wonder...

Yeah, Moyston makes valid points. I always wonder when people shop for the cheapest insurance. Might be OK if you only want third party property. But if you want comprehensive the clincher always...
Forum: Orange Crush 07-04-2014, 04:15 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 3,181
Posted By crash n bern
In Australia they sold for around $21,000 ride...

In Australia they sold for around $21,000 ride away. I got mine for $19,500 and a few weeks later they dropped the price by $2,000 to get rid of them. So all you blokes in the U.S. that think you...
Forum: Australia 07-04-2014, 04:06 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 2,530
Posted By crash n bern
Like Vagueout, I never had insurance on a bike....

Like Vagueout, I never had insurance on a bike. When I finally did get it, I high sided it, $16,000 worth of damage. Then got T boned and they wrote it off. I kept the insurance on the replacement...
Forum: Orange Crush 07-03-2014, 04:10 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 3,181
Posted By crash n bern
And they're usually high mileage at that. The...

And they're usually high mileage at that. The cheapest was $12,000aud and it was well used and unloved.



That pretty much sums it up. When I first saw one, I thought this is an iconic...
Forum: Orange Crush 07-03-2014, 03:59 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,147
Posted By crash n bern
It's a tradition started when motorcyclists were...

It's a tradition started when motorcyclists were a minority and you rareley saw another one. These days I mainly wave to another rider when it's raining. Because that's usually when the serious...
Forum: Australia 06-30-2014, 02:55 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 2,084
Posted By crash n bern
91, 95 or 98 are nothing more than glorified...

91, 95 or 98 are nothing more than glorified Standard that will rot away in your tank and carburetor. Everyone knows that real petrol is red and is called Super. But they wont let us have it anymore....
Forum: Australia 06-29-2014, 03:12 AM
Replies: 147
Views: 9,499
Posted By crash n bern
I started a family a few years short of 50. For...

I started a family a few years short of 50. For my 50th bought a 650 Husaberg for the single trail, because it was the most powerful enduro bike made. Figured I'd see out my autum dirt bikes years...
Forum: Australia 06-28-2014, 06:21 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 5,748
Posted By crash n bern
Keep in mind that if he crashes the bike bad...

Keep in mind that if he crashes the bike bad enough, it will create new terminology in ADV speak........................From then on everytime someone crashes a bike, their mates will ask.............
Forum: Australia 06-26-2014, 08:35 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 5,748
Posted By crash n bern
Ahhhh. Tall poppy cutting at it's finest.:D

Ahhhh. Tall poppy cutting at it's finest.:D
Forum: Australia 06-26-2014, 07:58 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 932
Posted By crash n bern
Don't worry the 'New world order' is not quite on...

Don't worry the 'New world order' is not quite on us yet.
Forum: Australia 06-18-2014, 04:29 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 3,763
Posted By crash n bern
I agree, I've stopped carrying as much as...

I agree, I've stopped carrying as much as possible and strapped it to the bike. (Single trail enduro, I don't have what it takes to race a safari.) Let the bike be the mule and not you. The less...
Forum: Australia 06-16-2014, 05:39 PM
Replies: 1,167
Views: 123,599
Posted By crash n bern
You only lost the battle. Babies and a mortgage...

You only lost the battle. Babies and a mortgage will be on the horizon. The 700 may return. With due depriciation accounted for.
Forum: Australia 06-08-2014, 04:00 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,555
Posted By crash n bern
I don't know if that was me or not. I did mention...

I don't know if that was me or not. I did mention it once. We tried the Chux, but then went to that white stuffing that the upholsterers use to lay between the foam and upholstery. We found we much...
Forum: Australia 06-08-2014, 03:40 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,334
Posted By crash n bern
Worst case you can always stick some high density...

Worst case you can always stick some high density foam, say from a yoga mat or something under the sheepskin for a quick fix.
Forum: Australia 06-06-2014, 12:17 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,237
Posted By crash n bern
I've seen better threads than this go to Jo momma.

I've seen better threads than this go to Jo momma.
Forum: Australia 06-02-2014, 04:07 PM
Replies: 1,167
Views: 123,599
Posted By crash n bern
Just going through the used bike ads and buying...

Just going through the used bike ads and buying up all the KLX 650's to corner the market. I figure when the magazine articles come out the used price will go up.:D

As for racing the KLX450 in the...
Forum: Australia 06-02-2014, 01:49 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 2,467
Posted By crash n bern
Quote: Originally Posted by Russ View Post ...

Quote:
Originally Posted by Russ View Post
It's only kinky the fistime
Fxt
Forum: Australia 05-30-2014, 02:40 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 969
Posted By crash n bern
I use comgateway.com they were cheaper than...

I use comgateway.com they were cheaper than shipito and all the others when I first researched it a few years ago. Have used them a few times with no hassle.
Forum: Australia 04-09-2014, 04:33 AM
Replies: 75
Views: 5,618
Posted By crash n bern
If your dead set serious about being seen? Forget...

If your dead set serious about being seen? Forget the fluro. People see fluro, but they don't care.

Dress in black, paint the bike black, preferably matt. Then put a big arse swastika on the back...
Forum: Australia 04-08-2014, 12:11 AM
Replies: 167
Views: 13,288
Posted By crash n bern
I'll second that. At 80kph your wrestling the...

I'll second that. At 80kph your wrestling the bars, at 100kph the front wheel starts to float and it gets easier. At 120 things get good. At 130+ it's smooth sailing.

I usually sit at around 100...
Forum: Australia 04-04-2014, 05:12 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 2,250
Posted By crash n bern
Yeah, but their bikes were well built and...

Yeah, but their bikes were well built and reliable.
Forum: Australia 03-28-2014, 11:18 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 6,061
Posted By crash n bern
Ditto on that. They have to catch them first,...

Ditto on that. They have to catch them first, bike theft isn't high on the police priority list.
Forum: Australia 03-28-2014, 03:55 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 5,618
Posted By crash n bern
Couldn't have said it better myself. As the...

Couldn't have said it better myself. As the driver that T-Boned my missus said. "I saw her, I misjudged the speed and distance". I'm sure he would of been able to judge it much better if she was...
Forum: Australia 03-28-2014, 03:44 PM
Replies: 1,167
Views: 123,599
Posted By crash n bern
Is this some form of parental punishment:evil ...

Is this some form of parental punishment:evil

I can just see him telling his kids, "Yeah, when I was your age my dad hotted up a boat anchor and made me race it".

Seriously though, It's been a...
Forum: Australia 03-28-2014, 03:15 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 6,061
Posted By crash n bern
Seems to be the general consensus on facebook and...

Seems to be the general consensus on facebook and other forums.

Even though he has done more to help than the keyboard jurors.
Forum: Australia 03-17-2014, 11:35 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 690
Posted By crash n bern
Give him a break, probably posting on a little...

Give him a break, probably posting on a little phone using big fingers.
Forum: Australia 03-09-2014, 08:50 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,059
Posted By crash n bern
Which brewery?

Which brewery?
Forum: Australia 03-02-2014, 07:41 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 7,403
Posted By crash n bern
In the early '70's when I was a kid I would spend...

In the early '70's when I was a kid I would spend Friday nights and Saturday mornings hanging around bike shops. I got to know Peter Chiodo. Peter and his two brothers (the late) Vince and Steven...
Forum: Australia 02-19-2014, 03:33 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 3,101
Posted By crash n bern
When I got my bike ready to ship back, the...

When I got my bike ready to ship back, the shippers said it wasn't clean enough. There was no dirt on it, but it's hard to get old road stains off every nook and cranny, especially when it's baked...
Forum: Thumpers 02-17-2014, 09:55 PM
Replies: 670
Views: 105,341
Posted By crash n bern
It goes down every year when domain renewal time...

It goes down every year when domain renewal time comes up. Guess someone always forgets. Down longer than usual this time.


'Triumph 406' American dirt bikes has a completely rebuilt 406 motor...
Forum: Australia 02-14-2014, 08:20 PM
Replies: 98
Views: 6,695
Posted By crash n bern
You can always consider a 'non planned' trip. I...

You can always consider a 'non planned' trip. I shipped my bike to the U.S. for a seven week tour. Had no plan, just hit the road and let it take me wherever. I did the same when I went with my wife...
Forum: Australia 02-10-2014, 07:33 PM
Replies: 98
Views: 6,695
Posted By crash n bern
Travelling overseas is not always about seeing...

Travelling overseas is not always about seeing the sights. As my then 5 year old said when we watched a documentary on the U.S. country side and I said I would take him there. "What for, we can just...
Forum: Australia 02-10-2014, 04:21 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,170
Posted By crash n bern
The 06 KTM 250 exc-f was the new motor and a...

The 06 KTM 250 exc-f was the new motor and a whole new bike. The previous 250exc-r that I was talking about was based on the 525/450 bottom end and used the same frame and components. Not quite as...
Forum: Australia 02-10-2014, 04:02 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 6,103
Posted By crash n bern
Did a $300 tax payment online. Put the 4 digit...

Did a $300 tax payment online. Put the 4 digit Bpay number into the amount column by mistake and transferred the amount of three new KTM 1190's with farkles into the the tax mans account. Didn't...
Forum: Australia 02-09-2014, 01:42 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 6,103
Posted By crash n bern
You too!!!!!

You too!!!!!
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