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Forum: Tejas and the Gulf States 04-14-2013, 09:42 PM
Replies: 940
Views: 68,966
Posted By Stephen
Well this is the big KTM, and the side stand is a...

Well this is the big KTM, and the side stand is a fine stout thing that has been known to crack the crankcase instead of breaking off. It's always something, eh?

Before the little KTMs had flimsy...
Forum: Tejas and the Gulf States 04-14-2013, 09:33 PM
Replies: 940
Views: 68,966
Posted By Stephen
One o'them bigfoot things woulda just made it...

One o'them bigfoot things woulda just made it harder to extract.
Reset with my custom carbon fiber sidestand thing. Made by a pal from genuine scrap. And there was no damage whatsoever. I consider...
Forum: Tejas and the Gulf States 04-14-2013, 09:26 PM
Replies: 940
Views: 68,966
Posted By Stephen
It is now; wasn't last week. Nothin but dirt hard...

It is now; wasn't last week. Nothin but dirt hard as rock.
Haven't needed to pay attention to where I set my stand for a couple years now.
Forum: Tejas and the Gulf States 04-14-2013, 03:55 PM
Replies: 940
Views: 68,966
Posted By Stephen
What was that stuff?

So there I was, turning around after ordering some brisket and slaw at Rocky Creek BBQ on Hamilton Pool Road when I noticed my KTM was lying on the ground. WTF? I trot over and it appeared that the...
Forum: Orange Crush 03-22-2013, 07:58 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 905
Posted By Stephen
I wasn't gonna say anything..

I wasn't gonna say this, but after compulsively reading this, I just gotta.

My 04 has, since new, rattled like crazy on startup, then settled to its properly cacophonous symphony of mechanical...
Forum: Orange Crush 03-19-2013, 07:17 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,811
Posted By Stephen
A few of things that you should find...

A few of things that you should find encouraging–not that you need encouragement.. indeed, seems you lack that little cartoon angel on your shoulder that's always saying, "Noooo, nooo, don't go in...
Forum: Tejas and the Gulf States 03-09-2013, 08:06 PM
Replies: 14,914
Views: 704,309
Posted By Stephen
Oh, and it hasn't started raining here yet. ...

Oh, and it hasn't started raining here yet.

But it'd better.
Forum: Tejas and the Gulf States 03-09-2013, 08:05 PM
Replies: 14,914
Views: 704,309
Posted By Stephen
Ain't that the truth. Remember how in one of...

Ain't that the truth.
Remember how in one of the Mission Impossible movies the tires on that big Triumph that Our Hero was riding somehow got changed from cheater slicks to major knobbies?
I want...
Forum: Orange Crush 02-10-2013, 08:41 PM
Replies: 8,065
Views: 1,499,839
Posted By Stephen
Forks

This is fun. These WP forks are sublimely wonderful objects.

http://stephen.smugmug.com/Motorcycles/KTM-950/Forks-Feb-2013/i-Ttr8LmT/0/L/photo-1-L.jpg

Tip of the day: KTM fork rebuild kit saves...
Forum: Ride reports 01-01-2013, 11:36 AM
Replies: 140
Views: 20,773
Posted By Stephen
Hey, Matt! Nice report, great photos. Fun to...

Hey, Matt!

Nice report, great photos. Fun to see some places I've been–and some I haven't–through your perceptive lens.
Enjoyed meeting y'all the other night. May the new year bring some great...
Forum: Orange Crush 12-23-2012, 09:39 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 4,502
Posted By Stephen
No.

No.
Forum: Orange Crush 12-23-2012, 08:13 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 4,502
Posted By Stephen
I never had a problem, either. Figgered all those...

I never had a problem, either. Figgered all those blokes having problems were just not as brilliant as I.
Until my tanks swelled up like a dead pig in the afternoon sun. Then the holes were 13mm...
Forum: Orange Crush 12-22-2012, 09:22 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 4,502
Posted By Stephen
I have a long answer and a short answer. ...

I have a long answer and a short answer.

Short answer:
The tanks have swollen because they have absorbed moisture from the air or ethanol from fuel.
Exposing them to warm dry air will reverse...
Forum: Orange Crush 09-04-2012, 11:38 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 610
Posted By Stephen
a crankcase or just a cylinder full of gas will...

a crankcase or just a cylinder full of gas will do this.
:baldy
Forum: Orange Crush 08-27-2012, 10:31 AM
Replies: 858
Views: 157,110
Posted By Stephen
Hoorah! Attaboy, Gregor. :clap

Hoorah!
Attaboy, Gregor. :clap
Forum: Orange Crush 06-23-2012, 05:41 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 3,948
Posted By Stephen
These fellows can take care of you and your...

These fellows can take care of you and your spouse:

Fisher Seats (http://fishersaddlebags.com/seats.html)

Wide and flat as you want it. Narrow twist at the front, perfect place to stuff yer...
Forum: Orange Crush 05-22-2012, 03:04 PM
Replies: 858
Views: 157,110
Posted By Stephen
:rofl :rofl

:rofl :rofl
Forum: Orange Crush 05-21-2012, 11:16 AM
Replies: 8,065
Views: 1,499,839
Posted By Stephen
Busted turn signal stalk

Made a temporary fix to the turn signal stalk:


http://stephen.smugmug.com/Other/Camera-Awesome-Photos/i-3mnb6b3/0/L/CA05191216521650-L.jpg



Then I made it permanent:
Forum: Orange Crush 05-08-2012, 10:45 AM
Replies: 16,823
Views: 6,327,732
Posted By Stephen
Whoa, looky, it's the OP

http://dgrs2.smugmug.com/photos/12816924-M.jpg

Great to see you checkin' in again!
Forum: Ride reports 04-21-2012, 09:45 AM
Replies: 204
Views: 43,479
Posted By Stephen
These are indeed the days.

Been wandering back, a little randomly, and read this one again.

I'm an hour late on the rest of the days chores, but my time's not all that valuable, is it?

Earned a bump. Go back and read...
Forum: Orange Crush 02-11-2012, 08:52 AM
Replies: 178
Views: 24,093
Posted By Stephen
That's what we want to hear. Very glad to...

That's what we want to hear.

Very glad to have you with us.
Forum: Orange Crush 02-10-2012, 10:16 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,739
Posted By Stephen
OUTSTANDING

OUTSTANDING
Forum: Orange Crush 01-20-2012, 05:47 AM
Replies: 108
Views: 16,179
Posted By Stephen
Someone on here cut the back off the stock...

Someone on here cut the back off the stock housing and mounted two Hella 90mm projectors in there. Complete lights, not just bulbs in the stock reflectors. Seemed a great approach to me.

I can...
Forum: Racing 01-12-2012, 12:10 PM
Replies: 5,267
Views: 641,274
Posted By Stephen
Well done, sir.

I've kinda reduced my presence here on advrider the last couple of years, but I was surprised--shocked, really--to find out about Ned's march on South America. Not surprised that it happened; back...
Forum: Orange Crush 01-04-2012, 03:29 PM
Replies: 178
Views: 24,093
Posted By Stephen
Heal well and quickly, sir! We need you...

Heal well and quickly, sir!

We need you around here, clearly.
Forum: Some Assembly Required 05-27-2011, 08:47 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 3,433
Posted By Stephen
Lookin good.

Good thing you had Thing 1 and Thing 2 to keep you from doin' things wrong. Good thing you had Sweet Thing to talk you out of ruining the 950. Give'em all hugs from me.

And see about that saddle...
Forum: Orange Crush 04-22-2011, 09:28 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 3,040
Posted By Stephen
The production 950 tanks are polyamide six, the...

The production 950 tanks are polyamide six, the generic name for duPont Nylon 66.

And definitely expensive! :lol3

As to the bolt-size peeve... well the side bolts have to bear a little more...
Forum: Orange Crush 03-22-2011, 08:44 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 9,555
Posted By Stephen
At around 15,000 miles on my 04, I went in to...

At around 15,000 miles on my 04, I went in to adjust valve lash. The valves had been making quite a racket. Clearances were all within spec or very close, but all at the tight end. Inspection...
Forum: Orange Crush 03-15-2011, 08:16 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,945
Posted By Stephen
Make sure the shifter lever is tight on the...

Make sure the shifter lever is tight on the shifter shaft.

Some folks have reported shifting problems caused by a loose shifter.
Forum: Orange Crush 03-12-2011, 06:05 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 449
Posted By Stephen
And if you want to disable all the "safety"...

And if you want to disable all the "safety" interlocks, including neutral, sidestand, and clutch, close the circuit at the connector up under the dash. I don't recall exactly which... just look at...
Forum: Orange Crush 03-10-2011, 11:27 PM
Replies: 16,823
Views: 6,327,732
Posted By Stephen
I love my 950, and Okay, I'm...

I love my 950, and



Okay, I'm resisting the impulse to say something that might be considered rude. I rode an old GS for a long time, and had forgotten I ever had one. Never miss it.
...
Forum: Orange Crush 03-10-2011, 07:58 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 9,171
Posted By Stephen
Inasmuch as this thread has been resurrected.....

Inasmuch as this thread has been resurrected.. here's my rig:

http://stephen.smugmug.com/Motorcycles/KTM-950/Ortliebs-on-the-950/16148847_yquTT#1212472313_crF8R

Ortliebs with front strap under...
Forum: Orange Crush 03-09-2011, 11:30 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 683
Posted By Stephen
This is worth saying again (emphasis mine):

This is worth saying again (emphasis mine):
Forum: Orange Crush 02-24-2011, 12:30 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 2,849
Posted By Stephen
It took the folks--who were very nice and...

It took the folks--who were very nice and helpful--at the HD store about thirty minutes to find their two boxes of shims.

Goes to show how many V-Rod owners have the dealer do their maintenance!...
Forum: Orange Crush 02-23-2011, 10:36 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 2,849
Posted By Stephen
If you go to the Harley store here, you'll find...

If you go to the Harley store here, you'll find their V-Rod shims come in bags marked KTM.

Seriously.


Lapping shims: I did it because I could not obtain locally the size I needed to get one...
Forum: Orange Crush 02-08-2011, 03:05 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 3,532
Posted By Stephen
Because..

Because one is not enough.
Forum: Orange Crush 12-20-2010, 06:29 PM
Replies: 291
Views: 46,501
Posted By Stephen
booyah!

booyah!
Forum: Orange Crush 12-03-2010, 07:15 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 13,474
Posted By Stephen
I haven't used the Shorai or TurnTech but am...

I haven't used the Shorai or TurnTech but am compelled to point out that they are NOT Li batteries like the ones in cell phones.

They are LiFePo batteries which are quite different.

There are a...
Forum: Orange Crush 11-30-2010, 07:13 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 2,210
Posted By Stephen
Okey dokey, here we go

From quite awhile back, pictures and our usual, classic BS that stands the test of time:

http://www.advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=76526&page=2&highlight=magura

stock, pastrana, and, uh,...
Forum: Some Assembly Required 11-29-2010, 12:43 PM
Replies: 701
Views: 179,774
Posted By Stephen
Yeah, keep it up. I already wasted this...

Yeah, keep it up.
I already wasted this morning readin' this whole thread. :lol3

Like boxertwink told me some guy told him, "Don't say 'can't' to a guy with Bridgeport and a South Bend."
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