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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 03-19-2015, 09:31 AM
Replies: 78
Views: 6,684
Posted By kerhonky
Now THAT's funny right there.

Now THAT's funny right there.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 03-19-2015, 09:12 AM
Replies: 78
Views: 6,684
Posted By kerhonky
I find that not miraculous in the least.

I find that not miraculous in the least.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 03-18-2015, 10:04 AM
Replies: 200
Views: 17,590
Posted By kerhonky
By your own previous quote, this seems not to be...

By your own previous quote, this seems not to be the case



I don't mean to be a dick, and your tone of voice may have been more polite than that quote above reads, but the way I read those...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 03-17-2015, 10:31 AM
Replies: 36,622
Views: 9,573,643
Posted By kerhonky
I'm neither a riding expert nor a forensic...

I'm neither a riding expert nor a forensic accident investigation specialist, but it kind of looks to me like the bike has already started to go out from under him in the top picture, which might...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 02-25-2015, 09:42 AM
Replies: 280
Views: 13,594
Posted By kerhonky
Come on man, you have to cut the guy in Greece...

Come on man, you have to cut the guy in Greece some slack. There were 25, I mean 50, no wait he said there were thousands of dogs that were about to eat him. He's lucky to be alive.

In this...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 02-19-2015, 09:33 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 3,084
Posted By kerhonky
AWESOME. Now I'm really glad I was a smart ass...

AWESOME. Now I'm really glad I was a smart ass and asked the question.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 02-19-2015, 09:24 AM
Replies: 92
Views: 4,477
Posted By kerhonky
Reminds me of the dickhead history teacher I had...

Reminds me of the dickhead history teacher I had in high school who repeatedly told us NOT to put down North American Treaty Organization when were asked on our quiz what NATO stood for. We all of...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 02-19-2015, 09:11 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 3,084
Posted By kerhonky
If I read your post correctly, you paid $129 for...

If I read your post correctly, you paid $129 for that pain & frustration. So not really free.



How do you know this one?
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 02-06-2015, 09:39 AM
Replies: 183
Views: 14,956
Posted By kerhonky
If you were in NY they would have just given you...

If you were in NY they would have just given you a ticket for driving while on your cell phone.



Fortunately, I have never had to sit in a waiting room with father rapers.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 02-05-2015, 09:53 AM
Replies: 10,293
Views: 2,175,592
Posted By kerhonky
I hear Ben is trying to get his wife Eileen...

I hear Ben is trying to get his wife Eileen interested in riding as well.


I've probably told this one here before, but I used to know a guy who insisted that the joke was about the Over twins,...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 02-05-2015, 09:43 AM
Replies: 183
Views: 14,956
Posted By kerhonky
I have seen exactly two instances of law...

I have seen exactly two instances of law enforcement taking action against someone for littering in my life. In both cases they were large amounts (i.e., full pickup loads) of trash dumped on State...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 02-05-2015, 09:39 AM
Replies: 183
Views: 14,956
Posted By kerhonky
fixt

fixt
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 02-03-2015, 09:50 AM
Replies: 36,622
Views: 9,573,643
Posted By kerhonky
I have no idea why, but for some reason my brain...

I have no idea why, but for some reason my brain turned this into "I miss that coroner. Can't wait to see him again."
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 02-02-2015, 10:44 AM
Replies: 10,293
Views: 2,175,592
Posted By kerhonky
In my experience, the border between "upstate"...

In my experience, the border between "upstate" and "downstate" is usually about 10 miles south of where the person saying "I live upstate" lives.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 01-30-2015, 09:42 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 4,788
Posted By kerhonky
I believe the new section is meant to clarify...

I believe the new section is meant to clarify section (b) above it, which provides "An operator may not carry another person on the motorcycle, and a person who is not operating the motorcycle may...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 01-23-2015, 09:00 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,595
Posted By kerhonky
Went there 20 years ago when a friend was...

Went there 20 years ago when a friend was spending a semester in Sydney. Got off the plane in Sydney, hopped in the car and drove to Cairns, where we boarded a boat and went out to the reef and got...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 01-14-2015, 09:38 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 6,387
Posted By kerhonky
I'm guessing those guys don't go through many...

I'm guessing those guys don't go through many front tires. Must be a money saving thing.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 01-14-2015, 09:16 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 2,227
Posted By kerhonky
Hmmmm. I think I'll take some Immodium before I...

Hmmmm. I think I'll take some Immodium before I check out insurance rates. Just in case.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 01-09-2015, 09:41 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 3,410
Posted By kerhonky
He needs to sharpen his machete. Pretty...

He needs to sharpen his machete. Pretty pathetic. As opposed to peripatetic.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 12-22-2014, 09:43 AM
Replies: 10,293
Views: 2,175,592
Posted By kerhonky
We'll cover that in the third half of the show. ...

We'll cover that in the third half of the show.

[RIP Tom Magliozzi]
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 12-19-2014, 10:03 AM
Replies: 10,293
Views: 2,175,592
Posted By kerhonky
That's just, like, your opinion, man.

That's just, like, your opinion, man.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 12-19-2014, 10:01 AM
Replies: 10,293
Views: 2,175,592
Posted By kerhonky
I do that all the time around here, usually in...

I do that all the time around here, usually in emails. My lists look something like

A. The cost is too high
2. The productivity is too low
III. The quality is questionable
E. Profits remain...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 12-15-2014, 09:06 AM
Replies: 10,293
Views: 2,175,592
Posted By kerhonky
Don't sell yourself short. Said in the proper...

Don't sell yourself short. Said in the proper tone of voice, stating the obvious like that is just as good if not better than saying something more "witty."
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 11-25-2014, 09:10 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 3,787
Posted By kerhonky
I think you nailed it. The stick bow crowd...

I think you nailed it. The stick bow crowd definitely seem to look down their noses at the compound bow users, who in turn look askance at crossbow enthusiasts. I'll admit, there's definitely...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 11-24-2014, 09:57 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 3,787
Posted By kerhonky
No offense meant, but you seem to be...

No offense meant, but you seem to be contradicting yourself. If you "kill to eat," why leave edible meat in the field? I can understand not processing the shanks (elbow to ankle) and other small...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 11-10-2014, 10:02 AM
Replies: 36,622
Views: 9,573,643
Posted By kerhonky
You keep saying that word. ...

You keep saying that word.

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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 10-03-2014, 09:53 AM
Replies: 36,622
Views: 9,573,643
Posted By kerhonky
Drift all you want in that direction. You'll...

Drift all you want in that direction. You'll know when you've gone too far.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 10-01-2014, 09:35 AM
Replies: 36,622
Views: 9,573,643
Posted By kerhonky
Whenever I see one, I want to ask the person if...

Whenever I see one, I want to ask the person if they've ever even tried deploying it. I just can't see how it would actually work. When you take your hand off the throttle to grab the whip, you're...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 09-04-2014, 10:49 AM
Replies: 10,293
Views: 2,175,592
Posted By kerhonky
There was an open pump and nobody was waiting for...

There was an open pump and nobody was waiting for yours. You weren't being rude at all, and you handled it quite well from your description.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-29-2014, 09:23 AM
Replies: 36,622
Views: 9,573,643
Posted By kerhonky
Hybrids? Or back-crossed pure American?

Hybrids? Or back-crossed pure American?
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-28-2014, 09:26 AM
Replies: 10,293
Views: 2,175,592
Posted By kerhonky
And not the low res kind.

And not the low res kind.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-28-2014, 09:21 AM
Replies: 36,622
Views: 9,573,643
Posted By kerhonky
Obviously he is not, given the angle of his...

Obviously he is not, given the angle of his forearm and its position relative to his hand and the handlebar. Although his slight lean inward past the vertical axis of the bike does indicate some...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-27-2014, 10:09 AM
Replies: 36,622
Views: 9,573,643
Posted By kerhonky
Couldn't he have used the rear brake? Or maybe...

Couldn't he have used the rear brake? Or maybe he finished his braking before entering curve and has his fingers back on the grip?
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-26-2014, 09:53 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 4,210
Posted By kerhonky
A fair point, indeed.

A fair point, indeed.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-25-2014, 09:29 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 4,600
Posted By kerhonky
I believe that would be mouth to bill. Ducks...

I believe that would be mouth to bill. Ducks don't have beaks.



Thank you for not calling them Canadian geese. I HATE when people do that.



Mind you, moose bites can be very nasti.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-25-2014, 09:22 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 4,210
Posted By kerhonky
Ummmm.......what? When did I or anyone else...

Ummmm.......what?

When did I or anyone else say you aren't free to post whatever you want about whatever topic you've been cogitating on? Yes, there were some jokes about only letting people who...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-22-2014, 09:53 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 4,210
Posted By kerhonky
Stupid question: are we over-thinking things?

Obvious answer: Fuck yes.

OK, I'm probably premature on the answer there, but I really don't get it. I don't really want to start another debate about throttle control in corners and all that...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-21-2014, 09:37 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 6,979
Posted By kerhonky
OK, after all the anti-depressant drug stuff this...

OK, after all the anti-depressant drug stuff this isn't as funny as I thought it would sound, but what you're describing is pretty close to actual drug addiction. You know, the first time you try...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-04-2014, 09:22 AM
Replies: 10,293
Views: 2,175,592
Posted By kerhonky
Back in the early 70s, my dad was asked by an...

Back in the early 70s, my dad was asked by an elderly family friend to accompany him to Canada to help him get about during a salmon fishing trip in the Gaspe peninsula of Quebec (lucky bastard). ...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 07-31-2014, 09:37 AM
Replies: 10,293
Views: 2,175,592
Posted By kerhonky
Had you used those responses I'm sure you would...

Had you used those responses I'm sure you would have had a wonderful time getting to know the customs agents very well as they invited you to spend the afternoon with them discussing your life...
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