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Forum: Australia 06-30-2015, 06:01 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 1,762
Posted By crash n bern
Poppy's in love with his bike and wanted to wax...

Poppy's in love with his bike and wanted to wax on lyrically about it. The rest of us are humouring him. :D
Forum: Australia 06-30-2015, 05:42 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,496
Posted By crash n bern
What a great photo. It encompasses the spirit of...

What a great photo. It encompasses the spirit of adventure riding to it's fullest. Right down to the illegal border crossing.
Forum: Australia 06-30-2015, 05:25 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 1,762
Posted By crash n bern
KTM 950 Super endure. If only it was 70kg lighter.

KTM 950 Super endure. If only it was 70kg lighter.
Forum: Australia 06-28-2015, 06:54 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 807
Posted By crash n bern
That bead breaker would be bloody handy for...

That bead breaker would be bloody handy for keeping both beads in the center of the rim when your putting a tyre back on. Especially those tyres that you swear are one inch smaller than the rim your...
Forum: Australia 06-04-2015, 03:23 PM
Replies: 257
Views: 23,345
Posted By crash n bern
Talking Having seen the infamous photo's of you in your...

Having seen the infamous photo's of you in your pink riding gear a countless number of times. I doubt that you are in the best position to comment on style and colour combinations Troy. :D
Forum: Australia 06-02-2015, 07:27 PM
Replies: 183
Views: 14,954
Posted By crash n bern
The way John runs these rides is you can go your...

The way John runs these rides is you can go your own pace. No corner man. Everyone has a GPS with the route on it.
Forum: Australia 06-02-2015, 05:15 PM
Replies: 183
Views: 14,954
Posted By crash n bern
I actually like large group rides. The...

I actually like large group rides. The characters, the camaraderie and the shenanigans is what makes up half the fun.
Forum: Australia 06-02-2015, 04:25 PM
Replies: 183
Views: 14,954
Posted By crash n bern
I once went on an organised ride where for $5,700...

I once went on an organised ride where for $5,700 they shipped us and our bike to the U.S. for seven weeks. The cost covered entry to a couple events and about a weeks worth of hotels, return flights...
Forum: Australia 06-01-2015, 03:19 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,088
Posted By crash n bern
By the time you get around to pulling all the...

By the time you get around to pulling all the fruit off the market will have softened and you'll get nothing for the bike. Just push it into the back of the shed and buy another one.

A mate of...
Forum: Australia 05-31-2015, 11:19 PM
Replies: 183
Views: 14,954
Posted By crash n bern
Having been on rides with Kelvin, his jacket sums...

Having been on rides with Kelvin, his jacket sums up his riding.
Forum: Australia 05-30-2015, 04:27 PM
Replies: 304
Views: 27,476
Posted By crash n bern
I agree. Seems to be too many people going off...

I agree. Seems to be too many people going off half cocked with half the information.

This is a big adventure for the blokes on it and I wish them a safe trip. I did three Wild Boar rides and...
Forum: Australia 05-30-2015, 04:02 AM
Replies: 304
Views: 27,476
Posted By crash n bern
It's not about that. There's bad blood between...

It's not about that. There's bad blood between the organiser and this forum. Which is a shame, but that's how it is. There's plenty of pics on the other forum.
Forum: Australia 05-22-2015, 03:16 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,066
Posted By crash n bern
They haven't exactly re invented the wheel,...

They haven't exactly re invented the wheel, they're still round.

The best advice I could give is one given to me by a Z1900 aficionado when I mentioned I had one but wasn't sure whether I...
Forum: Crazy-Awesome almost Dakar racers (950/990cc) 04-25-2015, 03:10 PM
Replies: 5,972
Views: 1,882,879
Posted By crash n bern
So true. It's become a modern day epidemic....

So true. It's become a modern day epidemic. Especially amongst the young. They could post a turd on FB and all their friends would like it and comment on how rad it was.
Forum: Australia 04-12-2015, 10:20 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 513
Posted By crash n bern
I went there when it first opened. But just never...

I went there when it first opened. But just never got around to going back. It was okay then, but I believe it's improved immensely since the early days. I've got kids now who have started riding and...
Forum: Australia 04-12-2015, 10:01 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 701
Posted By crash n bern
I bought a Belstaff, that was before I knew...

I bought a Belstaff, that was before I knew Jackson was making these. In hindsight I would of preferred to get one made to fit from him for less money and probably better made.
Forum: Australia 04-05-2015, 02:21 AM
Replies: 168
Views: 12,054
Posted By crash n bern
The blokes buying and wearing the novelty helmets...

The blokes buying and wearing the novelty helmets know that they are illegal. They take the risk of being caught as it's all part of the look cool and be rebellious syndrome. They somehow got...
Forum: Australia 04-05-2015, 02:07 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 2,071
Posted By crash n bern
You might as well by the amount of trespassing...

You might as well by the amount of trespassing and stuff your getting stolen.:D
Forum: Australia 04-03-2015, 09:13 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 2,071
Posted By crash n bern
This has gone from 'Bike tracking devices 'to...

This has gone from 'Bike tracking devices 'to 'Secure Mouses property' thread. Put in an electric fence. Or better still a six foot fence around the house yard and keep the gates locked at all times....
Forum: Australia 04-03-2015, 08:45 PM
Replies: 168
Views: 12,054
Posted By crash n bern
Is that for all riders or are they mainly...

Is that for all riders or are they mainly targeting the 1% and 1% wannabe's because they know they all wear illegal beanie helmets.

And if they are targeting mainstream riders for wearing...
Forum: Australia 03-31-2015, 09:10 PM
Replies: 110
Views: 4,508
Posted By crash n bern
Strap a replica AK47 across your handlebars and...

Strap a replica AK47 across your handlebars and everyone will see you. And it wont even have to be a fluro one.
Forum: Australia 03-20-2015, 10:59 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 1,512
Posted By crash n bern
Ozimick, whats your fuel range? I hate stopping...

Ozimick, whats your fuel range? I hate stopping for petrol.
Forum: Australia 03-20-2015, 10:55 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 2,383
Posted By crash n bern
Having had a pocket eaten out of a good jacket...

Having had a pocket eaten out of a good jacket and a hydration pack holed. I did two things. I stopped leaving muesli bars in my riding kit, and I bought bait stations and keep the bait up to them.
...
Forum: Australia 03-20-2015, 04:15 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 1,512
Posted By crash n bern
Two beers and you've bought a bike? I take my...

Two beers and you've bought a bike? I take my hat off to Tony. That man can sell.
Forum: Australia 03-20-2015, 03:58 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 2,404
Posted By crash n bern
So basically they're unsafe if they are not...

So basically they're unsafe if they are not properly used.

That could apply to motorcycles.
Forum: Australia 03-13-2015, 06:59 PM
Replies: 664
Views: 59,328
Posted By crash n bern
I had an immaculate KLX650c some years ago. Loved...

I had an immaculate KLX650c some years ago. Loved that bike. They don't go quite as hard as the KLXr's. If I remember rightly they needed the R's cams and water pump impeller as they ran hot, but you...
Forum: Australia 03-05-2015, 02:54 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 6,872
Posted By crash n bern
Good news about the bike, despite it's condition....

Good news about the bike, despite it's condition. It would be good if the thieves could be introduced to some organ farmers.
Forum: Australia 03-05-2015, 02:44 AM
Replies: 609
Views: 28,725
Posted By crash n bern
Well, I had a bike come up alongside me on the...

Well, I had a bike come up alongside me on the freeway the other week. It got my attention because it just whirred. I saw Zero on the badging, we were both doing 110kph. He opened her up and took...
Forum: Australia 03-02-2015, 02:20 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 844
Posted By crash n bern
:rofl:rofl:rofl

:rofl:rofl:rofl
Forum: Australia 03-02-2015, 12:19 AM
Replies: 4,684
Views: 474,078
Posted By crash n bern
Auto barn in Moss st can do it, just take in a...

Auto barn in Moss st can do it, just take in a sample of the colour.
Forum: Australia 02-17-2015, 03:40 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 725
Posted By crash n bern
That's a pretty generous offer.

That's a pretty generous offer.
Forum: Australia 02-15-2015, 03:38 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 4,117
Posted By crash n bern
Let me know when this bike comes up for...

Let me know when this bike comes up for sale.............................................



So I don't accidentally buy it.



Great shot by the way.
Forum: Australia 02-13-2015, 10:27 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 4,204
Posted By crash n bern
No, if you take notice of forum members bike...

No, if you take notice of forum members bike pictures posted on any motorcycle forum, you will notice they all have one thing in common.

Unkempt or half finished gardens in the backround. Seems...
Forum: Australia 01-31-2015, 03:04 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 4,382
Posted By crash n bern
Due to political correctness you can no longer...

Due to political correctness you can no longer call people tossers or wankers.

The correct term now is...Owner Operator.



Also as in the filling in the OP with sand case, some people have...
Forum: Australia 01-31-2015, 02:47 PM
Replies: 235
Views: 38,502
Posted By crash n bern
There used to be a bloke that ran a bash plate...

There used to be a bloke that ran a bash plate business called Hamtech in Hamilton N.S.W. He used to hand beat alloy bash plates into that rounded shape your after. I assume he shut down due to...
Forum: Australia 01-22-2015, 03:01 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,718
Posted By crash n bern
I usually wash mine by riding in the rain. ...

I usually wash mine by riding in the rain.

I was talking to an industrial chemist once who said "Don't waste your money on truck wash, just buy cheap shampoo".


That has just given me an...
Forum: Australia 01-11-2015, 02:53 PM
Replies: 133
Views: 11,876
Posted By crash n bern
I've started using waterproof woodworking glue....

I've started using waterproof woodworking glue. Works better than contact adhesive. All the plastic panels on my Tech 8's have disintegrated, I poured the glue all over them and let it set, then...
Forum: Australia 01-09-2015, 08:23 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 2,485
Posted By crash n bern
Great, I'm going to start riding with you blokes....

Great, I'm going to start riding with you blokes. I'm forever dropping small screws and stuff in the dirt. How many times I've watched a spring loaded ball bearing sail of into the gravel, and...
Forum: Australia 01-03-2015, 07:35 PM
Replies: 346
Views: 42,012
Posted By crash n bern
Thanks for sharing this story so all us dreamers...

Thanks for sharing this story so all us dreamers can live vicariously through you.


Good luck and stay safe.
Forum: Australia 12-20-2014, 02:59 PM
Replies: 932
Views: 62,011
Posted By crash n bern
I think I was being too generic. Natural...

I think I was being too generic. Natural therapist or naturopath was what I meant. I've never used a homeopath but assumed they were the same fish. I should of checked first. Type in haste repent in...
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