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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 11-01-2012, 10:08 AM
Replies: 351
Views: 33,450
Don't take the commercials personally. The...

Don't take the commercials personally. The majority of shopping is done by the woman of the household. The product advertisers assume that the man is not paying attention to the commercials and...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 10-25-2012, 01:39 PM
Replies: 351
Views: 33,450
Someone needs to tell that guy the phone number...

Someone needs to tell that guy the phone number to a good divorce lawyer because psycho-wife is just going to get more insecure and paranoid.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns =...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 10-19-2012, 09:23 AM
Replies: 3,092
Views: 421,859
The shit is going to hit the......

Yesterday at 5:00am on my way into work I come up on a chevy truck transporting a port-a-potty going kind of slow so I pass, nice and legal and within the speed limit. The next think I know the truck...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 10-16-2012, 10:13 AM
Replies: 351
Views: 33,450
Men can be just as controlling as women. I see...

Men can be just as controlling as women. I see plenty of husbands that don’t let their wives do things. I have one friend who said she’d love to get a motorcycle, the husband said “there’s no way in...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 10-11-2012, 10:15 AM
Replies: 3,092
Views: 421,859
Yesterday I was heading home up a mile long hill...

Yesterday I was heading home up a mile long hill with 2 lanes in each direction that ends at a T with a signal light. I'm almost to the top, cruising 2-3 seconds back from a group of 4 cars in the...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 10-04-2012, 03:44 PM
Replies: 34,305
Views: 8,422,111
Fail ...

Fail
http://mzlawson.smugmug.com/Motorcycles/Motorcycles/i-wqp8cwP/0/L/Killboy-2-L.jpg

Non-fail
http://mzlawson.smugmug.com/Motorcycles/Motorcycles/i-tdNjwxR/0/L/Killboy-1-L.jpg
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 10-03-2012, 10:51 AM
Replies: 16
Fog
Views: 1,688
30 mile commute often in heavy fog in the dark....

30 mile commute often in heavy fog in the dark. First few months was tough but I got used to it and now it's no big deal.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 09-25-2012, 11:26 AM
Replies: 117
Views: 9,681
I've noticed that too. Seems like every time I...

I've noticed that too. Seems like every time I see a Corvette it's going below the speed limit.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 09-24-2012, 11:05 AM
Replies: 117
Views: 9,681
We have a ton of Prius drivers in San Diego and...

We have a ton of Prius drivers in San Diego and I’ve never noticed them to stand out of a crowd either good or bad. The 2 worst groups I've noticed my area to have a surplus of are minivan/SUV...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 09-14-2012, 10:13 AM
Replies: 128
Views: 10,157
I'm not a truck driver but I have to guess that...

I'm not a truck driver but I have to guess that one of the greatest pet peeves of all truck drivers are the cars that cut you off as you are approaching a red light. Do they think you guys can stop...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 09-12-2012, 08:02 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,891
Maybe he recently had hemorrhoid surgery but...

Maybe he recently had hemorrhoid surgery but still wanted to ride.

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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 09-10-2012, 01:22 PM
Replies: 128
Views: 10,157
My #1 pet peeve while I'm on a motorcycle is...

My #1 pet peeve while I'm on a motorcycle is unsecured loads in pick ups, trucks and trailers. Cars with mattresses tied to the roof with string also fall into this category.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 09-10-2012, 09:42 AM
Replies: 128
Views: 10,157
I get what you're saying Zeeede. Essentially it’s...

I get what you're saying Zeeede. Essentially it’s about being cut off by some asshat who doesn’t want to go to the back of the que that’s passing the slow car in the right lane. That happens all the...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 09-07-2012, 11:10 AM
Replies: 128
Views: 10,157
Not sure I understand this one. Do you mean...

Not sure I understand this one. Do you mean people who back into a parking spot in a parking lot? What difference does it make which direction the vehicle is facing?
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 09-07-2012, 08:27 AM
Replies: 128
Views: 10,157
http://i931.photobucket.com/albums/ad160/blueflama...

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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 09-06-2012, 11:05 AM
Replies: 3,092
Views: 421,859
Man, you just summed up my exact thoughts...

Man, you just summed up my exact thoughts regarding the human species. Makes me sad if I think about it too long.

Anyway, had a fun commute yesterday. Traffic was stopped due to an accident. The...
Forum: Vendors 08-28-2012, 01:50 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 2,982
Couldn't have said it better. Loving mine!! ...

Couldn't have said it better. Loving mine!!

http://mzlawson.smugmug.com/Motorcycles/Motorcycles/i-5qjVtwD/0/M/DRZ-skid-plate-1-M.jpg
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-22-2012, 11:38 AM
Replies: 3,092
Views: 421,859
Hey, I've got a picture too. Snapped this one the...

Hey, I've got a picture too. Snapped this one the other day on my commute home, he was doing about 65mph. Besides the obvious NOGATT this guy had fuzzy dice hanging from his handlebars, a chain...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-08-2012, 12:50 PM
Replies: 9,504
Views: 1,915,626
Checked out the link. You're right, it's not...

Checked out the link. You're right, it's not worth it. I'll just have to improvise.:rofl
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-08-2012, 12:27 PM
Replies: 9,504
Views: 1,915,626
This explains it. I thought I was a little too...

This explains it. I thought I was a little too short for my bike but now I see I am lacking the correct anatomy parts. Anyone know where I can obtain a set of balls?

I will also need to get a new...
Forum: Pics, pics, pics... 08-08-2012, 12:02 PM
Replies: 9,293
Views: 3,623,633
I like the photo with the bike & tent hidden in...

I like the photo with the bike & tent hidden in on the edge. I says ADV to me because there is all that vast, beautiful scenery and the lone bike and tent have it all to themselves.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-03-2012, 10:22 AM
Replies: 3,092
Views: 421,859
You think we have it bad? My first thought after...

You think we have it bad? My first thought after coming home from a trip to the San Francisco area was "Wow, San Diego freeways are great!! Look at all the space between the cars". :rofl
Forum: The Rockies – It's all downhill from here... 07-24-2012, 03:14 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 4,043
Glad to know they are ok. One thing learned from...

Glad to know they are ok. One thing learned from this is that Strega and Trophyhunter are really on the ball. If Mike and I ever go riding off into the middle of nowhere I want one of you guys as our...
Forum: The Rockies – It's all downhill from here... 07-24-2012, 01:53 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 4,043
Knowing this group I'd be very surprised if they...

Knowing this group I'd be very surprised if they hit the Spot button for a mechanical issue. These riders aren't the type to panic over small things and are more likely to downplay emergencies....
Forum: Pics, pics, pics... 07-12-2012, 12:54 PM
Replies: 9,293
Views: 3,623,633
http://i931.photobucket.com/albums/ad160/blueflama...

http://i931.photobucket.com/albums/ad160/blueflamage/ADV%20Pictures/Nicaragua.jpg

From The Blur of a Journey South, post #53 http://advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=801644
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 07-12-2012, 12:16 PM
Replies: 3,092
Views: 421,859
This is hilarious!!! I was just thinking the...

This is hilarious!!! I was just thinking the other day how riding in traffic is like playing dodge ball.
Forum: Ride reports 06-30-2012, 07:54 AM
Replies: 2,026
Views: 269,097
Not too mysterious, I've always been a big fan of...

Not too mysterious, I've always been a big fan of Elvira-Mistress of the Dark so it's just a play on words Mistress of the Dual(sport). Not nearly as cool as how you got your name.
Forum: Ride reports 06-29-2012, 10:54 AM
Replies: 817
Views: 298,042
Hey Feyala, look how many people are already...

Hey Feyala, look how many people are already subscribed. I think there are a lot of people living vicariously through you. Since you are living a vagabond nomadic lifestyle you should check out the...
Forum: Ride reports 06-28-2012, 10:45 AM
Replies: 76
Views: 11,387
Tagging along, enjoying your report and pics:lurk

Tagging along, enjoying your report and pics:lurk
Forum: Ride reports 06-25-2012, 11:09 AM
Replies: 2,026
Views: 269,097
Cliff, I am in awe that you chose the K1600 for...

Cliff, I am in awe that you chose the K1600 for your first bike. This ride report promised to be interesting with just Bill. Now with the addition of Cliff it should be very interesting. I can’t wait...
Forum: Ride reports 06-20-2012, 09:31 AM
Replies: 138
Views: 17,502
Doesn't even have to be an outdoor/cycle...

Doesn't even have to be an outdoor/cycle specialty store. I had a hydration pack made by Coleman that I bought at Kmart that lasted for years.

Great ride report. It may seem like a bit of work to...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 06-20-2012, 09:17 AM
Replies: 285
Views: 31,538
They have no money for such devices; they spent...

They have no money for such devices; they spent it all on their cars. Actually, most expensive vehicles come equiped with hands free/bluetooth built in. Maybe its a matter of not being equiped with a...
Forum: Ride reports 06-13-2012, 10:50 AM
Replies: 62
Views: 10,731
Subscribed! I'm a big fan of both water and...

Subscribed! I'm a big fan of both water and motorcycles. Thanks for sharing.:clap
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 06-07-2012, 09:58 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 3,409
It takes 2 minutes to throw a flake of hay into...

It takes 2 minutes to throw a flake of hay into your horse's corral. Cleaning up takes a little more time but if you have a big enough area you can get away with cleaning every few days. If you move...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 06-07-2012, 09:47 AM
Replies: 108
Views: 6,597
+2 I live where lane splitting is legal. Riding...

+2 I live where lane splitting is legal. Riding in traffic on my DRZ with sumo wheels is a blast!
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 06-07-2012, 09:28 AM
Replies: 285
Views: 31,538
Women in general

I don’t know about women drivers being douchebags. When I think of douchebag drivers I think of agro drivers tailgating, weaving in and out of traffic and intentionally driving like asshats. Now, if...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 06-06-2012, 01:48 PM
Replies: 161
Views: 16,505
Seven times last year. One of those times was...

Seven times last year. One of those times was right on the bridge of my nose while riding at 50mph with my visor up. I apparently rear-ended the little fucker.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 06-06-2012, 01:25 PM
Replies: 285
Views: 31,538
Audi…..I so want it to be Audi. I have a TT...

Audi…..I so want it to be Audi. I have a TT Quatro and everytime I get behind the wheel I become a self absorbed cock. It is so fun to drive but it takes every bit of self control I have to not think...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 06-06-2012, 12:47 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 3,409
Safty on horses vs. motorcycles is relative. I...

Safty on horses vs. motorcycles is relative. I have 4 horses. I’ve been riding horses for about 40 years. Staying aboard a horse is about as natural to me as walking. I’m fairly new to motorcycles. I...
Forum: Ride reports 06-05-2012, 01:15 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 6,098
Fun report. I’m impatiently waiting for...

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(I wasn’t going to make any comments but I felt it...
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