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Forum: Old's Cool 02-28-2015, 12:50 AM
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Posted By Plaka
No, it isn't. But it's very hard to see beyond...

No, it isn't. But it's very hard to see beyond your cage. There is no "spirit" of motorcycling.

The stock bike (farkled to hell and back included) is honest. It doesn't pretend to be anything....
Forum: Old's Cool 02-27-2015, 08:50 PM
Replies: 16,709
Views: 10,246,073
Posted By Plaka
There are some very good reasons to get upset...

There are some very good reasons to get upset about it. Ever heard the term "cafe lifestyle"? There is a reason these bikes are unimaginative, formulaic and conformist (so much so you can buy all the...
Forum: Old's Cool 02-27-2015, 07:29 PM
Replies: 16,709
Views: 10,246,073
Posted By Plaka
extra points for endurance! I've always...

extra points for endurance!

I've always noticed (this pic has been around many times now) that she isn't that far off the ground----just has a lot of kick. it takes a lot of leg speed to get your...
Forum: Old's Cool 02-26-2015, 09:01 PM
Replies: 16,709
Views: 10,246,073
Posted By Plaka
I don't do "builds", which is to say, bullshit. I...

I don't do "builds", which is to say, bullshit. I leave "builds" to the 'me-too's. (I have seen one excellent cafe bike, exactly one.) If you look at my bike you need to know a lot about BMWs to spot...
Forum: Old's Cool 02-26-2015, 07:53 AM
Replies: 16,709
Views: 10,246,073
Posted By Plaka
There isn't a naked woman in the world (or half...

There isn't a naked woman in the world (or half naked) that will make a dumbass cafe'd beemer look anything less than a dumbass cafe'd beemer.

They do try tho'
Forum: Old's Cool 02-22-2015, 02:35 PM
Replies: 16,709
Views: 10,246,073
Posted By Plaka
Shoes are a hoot. Seems like a lot of...

Shoes are a hoot.


Seems like a lot of levers on that left bar?????
Forum: Old's Cool 02-22-2015, 10:01 AM
Replies: 16,709
Views: 10,246,073
Posted By Plaka
You can have every scrawny model in the world,...

You can have every scrawny model in the world, gimme a woman with a narrow hip and helmet hair...
Forum: Old's Cool 02-21-2015, 06:56 PM
Replies: 16,709
Views: 10,246,073
Posted By Plaka
It strikes me as a trade show of some sort.

It strikes me as a trade show of some sort.
Forum: The Rockies It's all downhill from here... 02-18-2015, 10:00 PM
Replies: 1,363
Views: 130,208
Posted By Plaka
AT&T sucks endlessly in both longmont and...

AT&T sucks endlessly in both longmont and boulder. I can spot AT&T customers because they are standing in their yards talking on the phone. I looked into the booosters and they were reviewed poorly...
Forum: Old's Cool 02-16-2015, 07:27 PM
Replies: 16,709
Views: 10,246,073
Posted By Plaka
Try any Dykes on Bikes rally. The SF bay area...

Try any Dykes on Bikes rally. The SF bay area club has a lot of femm cuties.


Only one problem....
Forum: Airheads 02-16-2015, 04:15 PM
Replies: 248
Views: 46,368
Posted By Plaka
Magnets stick to some stainless alloys. They do...

Magnets stick to some stainless alloys. They do not stick to mine, made by _______________ (It'll come to me). So it isn't a pair of their sport mufflers, which look like those with the conical tip....
Forum: Airheads 02-16-2015, 02:10 PM
Replies: 248
Views: 46,368
Posted By Plaka
How hard does a magnet stick to them? Test the...

How hard does a magnet stick to them? Test the mounting tabs too. Look very closely at the mounting tab welds for the slightest rust.
Forum: The Rockies It's all downhill from here... 02-08-2015, 07:24 PM
Replies: 15,934
Views: 2,501,051
Posted By Plaka
SInce when is "your demographic" people searching...

SInce when is "your demographic" people searching for other brands of bikes, asshat. All you do is screw up the search function on craigslist. The Cl TOU tells you not to do it (you agreed to that),...
Forum: The Rockies It's all downhill from here... 02-08-2015, 06:22 PM
Replies: 15,934
Views: 2,501,051
Posted By Plaka
So you're selling all these too? WOW!! ...

So you're selling all these too?

WOW!!


"CRF450 CRF 450R 450X WR450F WR250R 250R KTM 300 EXC-W 200 230 250 CRF250X 250X 250R WR426F YZ450F YZ426F 500 510 570 650 Honda Yamaha Husqvarna...
Forum: The Rockies It's all downhill from here... 02-08-2015, 04:26 PM
Replies: 15,289
Views: 1,204,633
Posted By Plaka
Since when does sound go where the air is...

Since when does sound go where the air is pointed?


The weirdest near miss I've ever had was on !25 south of the springs between the springs and pueblo. Empty highway---just me in the slow lane...
Forum: Airheads 02-07-2015, 10:12 PM
Replies: 248
Views: 46,368
Posted By Plaka
Wrong thread.

Wrong thread.
Forum: The Rockies It's all downhill from here... 02-07-2015, 04:50 PM
Replies: 15,934
Views: 2,501,051
Posted By Plaka
Yeah, but the SIZE sticker wore off during the 7...

Yeah, but the SIZE sticker wore off during the 7 years in the closet. Junk.
Forum: Airheads 02-04-2015, 10:52 AM
Replies: 248
Views: 46,368
Posted By Plaka
I forgot the service records, any manuals and the...

I forgot the service records, any manuals and the toolkit. The records are a plus for the savvy buyer. The tools and manuals are pluses for the newb wanting to work on it---that is a likely buyer for...
Forum: Airheads 02-03-2015, 07:57 PM
Replies: 248
Views: 46,368
Posted By Plaka
Dual disks a big plus. Decent horn a small plus....

Dual disks a big plus. Decent horn a small plus. Lacking turn signals and mirrors a major minus and the lacking t-sigs would make the wiring harness suspect. These are marks of a poseur bike. Early...
Forum: The Rockies It's all downhill from here... 02-02-2015, 08:31 PM
Replies: 15,289
Views: 1,204,633
Posted By Plaka
At the thrift store I found a 3 x 4" wooden...

At the thrift store I found a 3 x 4" wooden plaque with a decoupage picture of Chairman Mao. He looks so peaceful and well fed. Fits in the back window of the Toy truck.
Forum: The Rockies It's all downhill from here... 01-27-2015, 08:06 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,541
Posted By Plaka
Save your outrage for when the thing goes...

Save your outrage for when the thing goes bankrupt and needs a taxpayer bailout. It will get it.

Remember when TV was free? But you had lots of ads. Then came Pay TV and the idea was you wouldn't...
Forum: The Rockies It's all downhill from here... 01-27-2015, 06:56 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,541
Posted By Plaka
if it's so deserted, how it making any money and...

if it's so deserted, how it making any money and meeting it's financial obligations?
Forum: The Rockies It's all downhill from here... 01-24-2015, 10:28 PM
Replies: 15,934
Views: 2,501,051
Posted By Plaka
PM sent on the jacket!

PM sent on the jacket!
Forum: The Rockies It's all downhill from here... 01-21-2015, 03:57 PM
Replies: 15,289
Views: 1,204,633
Posted By Plaka
do dirt bikes even need insurance? Check out the...

do dirt bikes even need insurance? Check out the Mary Lou agency. I think she's on 3rd st close to Coffman.
Forum: The Rockies It's all downhill from here... 12-27-2014, 01:07 PM
Replies: 15,934
Views: 2,501,051
Posted By Plaka
I have some snowshoes. Intended for children but...

I have some snowshoes. Intended for children but very high quality (atlas) and suited to someone very petite. I'm in Longmont.
Forum: Old's Cool 12-27-2014, 10:53 AM
Replies: 16,709
Views: 10,246,073
Posted By Plaka
anything but posing would do it.

anything but posing would do it.
Forum: The Rockies It's all downhill from here... 12-21-2014, 09:32 PM
Replies: 15,289
Views: 1,204,633
Posted By Plaka
I want lawn flamingos.

I want lawn flamingos.
Forum: Old's Cool 12-19-2014, 04:01 PM
Replies: 16,709
Views: 10,246,073
Posted By Plaka
The bike belongs to her husband. :D

The bike belongs to her husband. :D
Forum: The Rockies It's all downhill from here... 12-19-2014, 12:44 AM
Replies: 15,934
Views: 2,501,051
Posted By Plaka
Gas pressure washer, 2000psi, honda engine, $150

Sears craftsman brand, Honda 4.5HP engine. Has always started and run great. Has stabilized gas in it and anti-freeze in the pump. includes wand and nifty car cleaning roto-brush. Tried to start it...
Forum: The Rockies It's all downhill from here... 12-02-2014, 10:39 PM
Replies: 15,934
Views: 2,501,051
Posted By Plaka
Shinko Trailmaster E-705 110/80-19

Brand new. 12 of PBR and you get it off the (cast) wheel. I would like to salvage and keep the tube.

Longmont. Email best, Plakakahn@hotmail.com
Forum: The Rockies It's all downhill from here... 11-26-2014, 09:54 PM
Replies: 15,289
Views: 1,204,633
Posted By Plaka
Dunno what you do for a living but when was the...

Dunno what you do for a living but when was the last time you went to the funeral of a coworker murdered in the line, etc.?

I've lost a few...murder, accidents, cancer. Only the accidents were...
Forum: The Rockies It's all downhill from here... 10-27-2014, 12:24 AM
Replies: 1,363
Views: 130,208
Posted By Plaka
Dunno how to fix my truck, need new vehicle

I have an '83 Toyota longbed that's running rich and I don't know how to fix it. Needs a voltage regulator too. I need new wheels, as in 4 of them, passes smog and is simple enough for me to fix. pre...
Forum: Old's Cool 10-18-2014, 05:45 PM
Replies: 16,709
Views: 10,246,073
Posted By Plaka
Completely inadequate. No girl inside it and she...

Completely inadequate. No girl inside it and she ain't sitting on an old motorcycle.


I outa shaddup, I partially started it.
Forum: Old's Cool 10-16-2014, 09:03 PM
Replies: 16,709
Views: 10,246,073
Posted By Plaka
???? Vanson and Johnson Leathers for...

????

Vanson and Johnson Leathers for starters.

But I've only had 3 jackets, my first was a no name that stretched out, the second is an Ashman that I'm still wearing 25 years later and the last...
Forum: Old's Cool 10-12-2014, 04:54 PM
Replies: 16,709
Views: 10,246,073
Posted By Plaka
Babe. Motorcycle. But all the yak is...

Babe.

Motorcycle.


But all the yak is about the color balance and provenance of the pic. Are you people alright?
Forum: Old's Cool 10-07-2014, 05:11 PM
Replies: 16,709
Views: 10,246,073
Posted By Plaka
something bout the face makes me think the air...

something bout the face makes me think the air hose is to keep her inflated.
Forum: Old's Cool 09-21-2014, 12:17 PM
Replies: 16,709
Views: 10,246,073
Posted By Plaka
Look at the angle of the shot. Keep one knee on...

Look at the angle of the shot. Keep one knee on the ground and you'll get it. Then pick a slightly overcast day and keep the brightest light at your back. Then take a LOT of photos, and pick the best.
Forum: Old's Cool 09-15-2014, 03:48 PM
Replies: 2,282
Views: 331,400
Posted By Plaka
Hands up, must be surrendering. ...

Hands up, must be surrendering.

Yeah...that's the theme.
Forum: Old's Cool 09-14-2014, 07:57 PM
Replies: 2,282
Views: 331,400
Posted By Plaka
So with gas in the main tank it should run fine....

So with gas in the main tank it should run fine. if he needs SF he has a serious carb issue. In short, it doesn't run, he has to buy registration and insurance next month = spend money on a...
Forum: Old's Cool 09-07-2014, 03:01 PM
Replies: 16,709
Views: 10,246,073
Posted By Plaka
What? You never tie 'em up? That one I...

What? You never tie 'em up?


That one I saved, totally working for me.
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