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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-30-2008, 08:39 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 2,934
Posted By longrider999
Death

ki4idb,ive felt the same way as you.only once though in 38 years of riding.i dropped my 69R60/5 BMW in 1978.i was ok just got burned a bit by the exhaust pipe.but i didnt ride again for 2 weeks.some...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-30-2008, 08:34 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 4,043
Posted By longrider999
10.28 a day

THE SCHMEREL,i see you talk alot.do you own a motorcycle?or do you just TALK about it.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-30-2008, 08:32 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 4,043
Posted By longrider999
LIERS dice

THE schmerel,well stud it looks like everybodies folded but u n me.gotta warn u im MF.er.wherd you go to UNIVERSITY.how long u been on 2 wheels.u no anything besides how to piss and moan?
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-30-2008, 08:28 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 4,043
Posted By longrider999
74K on a whore that cost $15000

shoganai,ya sometimes it cost a bit to get youre rocks off.but look at the bright side.its still worth $5000.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-30-2008, 08:17 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 4,043
Posted By longrider999
Thanks

shoganai,great writing.you sure have gone a ways since 99.if youll permit another improptu question mam.how come you ride a 93 K1100RS when theres so much newer stuff around.im not being sarcastic.im...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-30-2008, 08:10 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 4,043
Posted By longrider999
Lawyer

THE schmerel,u shur u r a solicitor my fiend?whats alla this HOT air i hear comin outta yur mouth?do you own a motorcycle,SON.maybe ifn i get over yur way youd see if we could do a leetle riding?ive...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-30-2008, 07:18 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 4,043
Posted By longrider999
NEW avatar

Shoganai,ya me too.its the best one yet.i no the MODS like me.they just dont want to admit it. but hey theres only one longrider999.do you own a motorcycle?
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-30-2008, 07:16 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 4,043
Posted By longrider999
38 years and 300K plus miles

DAKEZ,ya son.i started on a kick start 1965 cb 160 honda in 1970.you were probably just a GLEAM in a porno book of youre dad eye at that time..it was my buds bike and i was 17.pretty soon i owned a...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-30-2008, 07:10 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 4,043
Posted By longrider999
lawyer

schmerel,wow im impressed of youre mastery of the QUEENS english.have u ran into mic dundee lately?
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-30-2008, 07:08 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 4,043
Posted By longrider999
HEY boy

rotary,so do you own a motorcycle,boy.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-30-2008, 07:07 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 4,043
Posted By longrider999
Queens,ny

cyrilguy,wow u r from new york.sorry but that doesnt impress me at all.id like to spit some beach nut in that dudes eye and shoot em with my old .45.thats still the FAVORITE pick on alot of juke boxs...
Forum: Road warriors 08-30-2008, 06:52 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 3,411
Posted By longrider999
Touring

nicekid81,you can tour on anything from a 50cc on up.the bigger the bike the longer the wheelbase.the longer the wheelbase the more COMFORTABLE the ride.where did you grow up in the US?
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-30-2008, 06:47 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 888
Posted By longrider999
SIDE car

RedMenace,wish i lived closer id like to sign up.do you know if they offer this class in WISCONSIN anywhere?what do you ride?ever ride a URAL 650 sidecar?
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-30-2008, 05:07 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 4,043
Posted By longrider999
California

california,thank you for the advice.ill give that a try.how do u like yur nu ULY?im impressed with them myself.
Forum: Road warriors 08-30-2008, 04:59 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 4,419
Posted By longrider999
YAMAHA venture royal 1300cc

ive always wanted to own one of these bikes.i ran into a guy afew years ago who had one with 160K on his.it really impressed me.im thinking of an 86 model.anybody own one of the eighties models and...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-30-2008, 02:24 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 4,043
Posted By longrider999
ok

RoTary,i know u r new here.WELCME.id like to ask you what you find so difficult to comprehend about my mastery of the ENGLISH language?this is about MOTORCYCLES.we arent here to look up each others...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-30-2008, 02:19 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 4,043
Posted By longrider999
DEfend

shogani,schmerl and dakez,buy some cheese and get together.youre a bunch of crybabies.dont like my driving.get behind me.im a big dog and thats how i run.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-30-2008, 12:53 AM
Replies: 73
Views: 4,043
Posted By longrider999
cheese

shoganai and dakez,why dont you 2 get together and get some cheese to go with youre whine.dont like my typing or posts.start youre own.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-29-2008, 09:54 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 4,043
Posted By longrider999
Poorly

DAKEZ,son ive been listening to you way too long.you sure do wine alot.ive been on 2 wheels for 38 years.if you dont like my typing why do u .....................
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-29-2008, 09:48 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 7,584
Posted By longrider999
gun AND TRAILER

fE2mAN,in 95 i sold my tow behind trailer to a guy who put his bow in it and rode to wyoming for an archery hunt.from wisconsin.check outwww. craigslist.com.i saw one for $200 on there not to long...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-29-2008, 09:42 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 2,529
Posted By longrider999
15-16 year old NEW meat

photog,id be in favor of tiered licenses.i started out on a 250cc YAMAHA big bear in 1970 at 17 years of age..i rode that for 2 years and went to a 350cc bridgestone.2 more years then a a 650cc...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-29-2008, 09:33 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 4,043
Posted By longrider999
bIG GUNs

thanks for all the comments guys and gals.well ive decided to get BLACKIE out.no hes not an S and W hes my 97 VALKYRIE.he was a poor junk yard 2 times salvaged black boy.and i took him and made him...
Forum: Road warriors 08-26-2008, 07:53 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 4,886
Posted By longrider999
Lie

dirtdog,dont consider anything the dealer tells you as being true.could be a replaced odometer.salvage in another state...not yours.myself?i like buying a bike from 1 previous owner when i buy...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-26-2008, 07:44 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 2,547
Posted By longrider999
Toss

taiden,toss that ZEN and the ART of BSing as far as you can.see if you can find this book.THE COMPLETE MOTORCYCLE NOMAD,written by roger LOVIN in 1974. you can put it under youre pillow at nite...
Forum: Face plant 08-26-2008, 07:11 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 3,551
Posted By longrider999
WAT the FUK

well everybody is probably thinking that AS longrider999 what does he post this hit for?????????????????????????well my opa and GRanny CLAMpit have and excellent PUSSY marinade.just slip the cat in...
Forum: Face plant 08-26-2008, 07:05 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 3,551
Posted By longrider999
THE NITE i CAUGHT DIN-din

adiesix,well about 5 years ago i was headed home from work on my 94 HD ultra classic.and a furry bunny ran right into my front wheel.DOA.went home and cried.found no food in the fridge.so i went back...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-26-2008, 04:37 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 4,043
Posted By longrider999
responses

thank you for all youre responses.i gotta think of 3 wheels maybe.or 4.or maybe i should just get a 5.7 HEMI 2500 truck,cell phone,headset and join the ASS munching crew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Forum: Road warriors 08-26-2008, 04:16 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 4,886
Posted By longrider999
how much

digdirt,how much $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.i think afew BLUE pinstripes would make it SPECIAL.but thats me.how many miles.but most important.can you find the prior owners???????????????????cause thats the...
Forum: Road warriors 08-26-2008, 03:04 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 2,229
Posted By longrider999
ROAD glide V-rod

spagthorpe,thanks for the suggestion.ive seen it online also.for about 8 grand you can get all the extras.but thats not what im really looking for actually.id like a smaller fairing.as light as...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-25-2008, 11:37 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 2,547
Posted By longrider999
CYCLE license

taiden,do you have a valid motorcycle license?
Forum: Face plant 08-25-2008, 09:52 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,822
Posted By longrider999
prayers

RIP gary.my prayers go out to his family and friends.
Forum: Face plant 08-25-2008, 09:50 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 3,133
Posted By longrider999
death of couple on 2 wheels

LC4PILOT,my prayers go out to their friends and family.
Forum: Face plant 08-25-2008, 09:42 PM
Replies: 146
Views: 30,108
Posted By longrider999
Cooker

terri,man those color food shots are making me HUNGRY.i think you otta change youre name to ABQcooker.you are one tough cookie to be smiling.best always.
Forum: Road warriors 08-25-2008, 09:38 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,453
Posted By longrider999
HONDA man

klarue,how long has youre dad been riding hondas?maybe he has brand loyalty!!!!ive had 3 and theyre great bikes.is it going to be new or used?how much bucks to spend?weight?after reading the ride...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-25-2008, 08:36 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 2,529
Posted By longrider999
stiffer penalties and prayers

knute dunrvnyet,well i dont think you can separate 4 wheelers from 2 wheelers my friend.otherwise im sure the ACLU would get involved.kinda like saying all black cars get treated different from white...
Forum: Face plant 08-25-2008, 08:21 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 3,551
Posted By longrider999
Road kill

adiesix,i got a rule.whatever i run over i eat.YUM.but i like my ketchup and mustard.so i agree its better to pass up dinner unless its rabbit of squirrel.thems i usually TRY to hit.welcome to...
Forum: Road warriors 08-25-2008, 03:08 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 2,229
Posted By longrider999
09 VROD test rides

well i got to appleton HD at 1230pm on sunday.had a brat and soda and signed up for the 2 VROD test rides.they both went well........................but let me tell you about the rides.first up was...
Forum: Road warriors 08-24-2008, 08:33 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 6,288
Posted By longrider999
bike number 3

skippi,i think you out to buy the verseys.then youll have 3 bikes.i own 3 and cant wait for #4.took out a harley-D 09 vrod today for a test ride.some day ill own one.ride the ducati to work and...
Forum: Face plant 08-24-2008, 08:16 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 7,885
Posted By longrider999
talk or drive

pop-a-wheelie,its all about them.thats why theyre talking and driving cause they really dont give a FUK about anybody else.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-23-2008, 10:26 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 3,474
Posted By longrider999
LOW Blinker fluid

rideabout,did you ruin youre bike??well that depends on whether it was the LEFT or RIGHT blinker.are they fully synchronized?
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