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Forum: West California, the desert southwest and whatever is left 08-30-2014, 10:41 AM
Replies: 10,479
Views: 790,238
Posted By Pucker
As a matter of fact, I can. Jungle &...

As a matter of fact, I can.

Jungle & 'Nelly laughed & pointed as I dumped my fat pig in the same exact spot. Note to self: don't try to keep up with Grinchie in the dark.
Forum: Thumpers 08-25-2014, 04:27 AM
Replies: 75,457
Views: 7,972,496
Posted By Pucker
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Forum: West California, the desert southwest and whatever is left 08-08-2014, 09:51 AM
Replies: 4,290
Views: 246,304
Posted By Pucker
That's a foot peg, not a kick starter. You know...

That's a foot peg, not a kick starter. You know that, right?
Forum: West California, the desert southwest and whatever is left 08-03-2014, 04:23 PM
Replies: 10,479
Views: 790,238
Posted By Pucker
+1 I've had mine go out in wet (not raining)...

+1
I've had mine go out in wet (not raining) conditions.
HID's are insanely bright, but LED's are even better lately - If I had known how much they'd progress, I would've waited.
Forum: West California, the desert southwest and whatever is left 07-31-2014, 04:23 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 2,412
Posted By Pucker
Pretty sure it IS a Rokon - or a damn close...

Pretty sure it IS a Rokon - or a damn close replica.
I'd hold out for a Christini (http://www.christini.com/) w/ a Rekluse = SUPER cheater.
Forum: West California, the desert southwest and whatever is left 07-31-2014, 04:11 PM
Replies: 10,479
Views: 790,238
Posted By Pucker
Hey, my bike's only 350lbs, and it's not my fault...

Hey, my bike's only 350lbs, and it's not my fault you short fuckers took me on a trail with such low trees. A big guy on a tall bike can stoop only so low while side-hilling.
Besides, somebody...
Forum: West California, the desert southwest and whatever is left 07-31-2014, 03:39 PM
Replies: 10,479
Views: 790,238
Posted By Pucker
1/8" Spectra (Kevlar) rope...

1/8" Spectra (Kevlar) rope (http://www.amazon.com/Spectra%C2%AE-Braided-Cord-1050lb-test/dp/B004L234TW/ref=sr_1_9?ie=UTF8&qid=1406844974&sr=8-9&keywords=kevlar+rope)
Mountain Climbing Pulleys (2)
...
Forum: West California, the desert southwest and whatever is left 07-20-2014, 11:53 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 498
Posted By Pucker
With all due respect, please see ADV "Big Rule"...

With all due respect, please see ADV "Big Rule" #9...

9. No Spam. Selling your own junk is cool but limited to the Flea Market. Selling multiple items of the same product is considered a sale by...
Forum: Pics, pics, pics... 07-17-2014, 05:25 PM
Replies: 3,550
Views: 675,473
Posted By Pucker
[QUOTE=Krime;24621944]Here's my video series from...

[QUOTE=Krime;24621944]Here's my video series from a recent trip I did with my wife and father through the Dolomites, Alps and Vercors of Europe.

Krime -
Not normally into road vids, but that was...
Forum: West California, the desert southwest and whatever is left 07-13-2014, 05:27 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,566
Posted By Pucker
Hey - just cuz I ride, crash, and complain like a...

Hey - just cuz I ride, crash, and complain like a n00b doesn't mean I am one.
I'm up against the San Adreeas Fault now - most places I ride out here are monitored, regulated, and strictly...
Forum: West California, the desert southwest and whatever is left 07-13-2014, 03:56 PM
Replies: 10,479
Views: 790,238
Posted By Pucker
Holy shit - I miss a couple days and the whole...

Holy shit - I miss a couple days and the whole place goes to hell! Glad to hear you guys got the beast out.

I heard a story of some big fuckin' Lurch of a n00b who failed to duck under a tree...
Forum: West California, the desert southwest and whatever is left 04-23-2014, 06:29 AM
Replies: 124
Views: 5,975
Posted By Pucker
Most FF's don't seem to care much as long as you...

Most FF's don't seem to care much as long as you don't whine & can keep up.

Perry must know where the private trails are, or he's into the ol' "choke & bounce" (or would that be "wooping cough"?)
Forum: West California, the desert southwest and whatever is left 04-21-2014, 06:27 AM
Replies: 10,479
Views: 790,238
Posted By Pucker
Thank you all, I appreciate the kind words. ...

Thank you all, I appreciate the kind words.

As some of you already know, Grinch is my alter-ego (or am I his?) We met one dark cold night on the Joplin trail when I (Pucker) had given up hope and...
Forum: West California, the desert southwest and whatever is left 04-17-2014, 06:37 PM
Replies: 10,479
Views: 790,238
Posted By Pucker
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Forum: West California, the desert southwest and whatever is left 04-04-2014, 07:11 PM
Replies: 8,912
Views: 606,717
Posted By Pucker
Sorry, I'm taken and my wife rarely rents me out...

Sorry, I'm taken and my wife rarely rents me out - unless the price is right.
Forum: Thumpers 03-28-2014, 07:40 PM
Replies: 75,457
Views: 7,972,496
Posted By Pucker
...or a 14 x 51 combo = 3.64:1 No added links...

...or a 14 x 51 combo = 3.64:1
No added links necessary, but maybe that's cuz my chain is stretched.
Forum: West California, the desert southwest and whatever is left 03-10-2014, 11:16 PM
Replies: 8,912
Views: 606,717
Posted By Pucker
Well done, sir! We all owe you a Laurel and...

Well done, sir! We all owe you a Laurel and Hardy handshake.

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Forum: Thumpers 01-04-2014, 06:02 PM
Replies: 75,457
Views: 7,972,496
Posted By Pucker
What a beauty! Love the color scheme -...

What a beauty! Love the color scheme - tastefully done.

Oh, and get some Roundup for those cracks. It's December, the non-Californians might get jealous and move in.
Forum: West California, the desert southwest and whatever is left 12-31-2013, 05:33 PM
Replies: 661
Views: 34,914
Posted By Pucker
The math is what it is, but the 606 is only worth...

The math is what it is, but the 606 is only worth running IF street legality is the primary issue. If not, they're as useful offroad as a mild 50/50 tire. Sorry, but if you truly want offroad...
Forum: West California, the desert southwest and whatever is left 12-31-2013, 10:41 AM
Replies: 10,479
Views: 790,238
Posted By Pucker
fixed.

fixed.
Forum: West California, the desert southwest and whatever is left 12-31-2013, 10:19 AM
Replies: 10,479
Views: 790,238
Posted By Pucker
Don't forget that stack of Constitution copies...

Don't forget that stack of Constitution copies you use for toilet paper.

...and don't give up on God - She came out of the closet long before you did and has a special place in her heart for...
Forum: West California, the desert southwest and whatever is left 12-12-2013, 07:04 PM
Replies: 10,479
Views: 790,238
Posted By Pucker
Gimmie a hollar before you go. My pride might be...

Gimmie a hollar before you go. My pride might be healed by then.
Forum: West California, the desert southwest and whatever is left 12-12-2013, 07:01 PM
Replies: 10,479
Views: 790,238
Posted By Pucker
+1 He rescued some fupid stucker who ran his...

+1

He rescued some fupid stucker who ran his bike off the trail while dropping the Jop. Silly n00bs should stay home. BTW, it was only 11:30.
Forum: West California, the desert southwest and whatever is left 12-06-2013, 08:38 AM
Replies: 10,479
Views: 790,238
Posted By Pucker
What a ride! Peter, your reputation is well...

What a ride!
Peter, your reputation is well deserved. You da king!
Thanks to you & John, my bike won't get picked over by hikers while I wait for a weekend extraction. I'd ride again with you any...
Forum: West California, the desert southwest and whatever is left 12-06-2013, 08:31 AM
Replies: 10,479
Views: 790,238
Posted By Pucker
Oh, behave!

Oh, behave!
Forum: West California, the desert southwest and whatever is left 12-04-2013, 04:02 PM
Replies: 10,479
Views: 790,238
Posted By Pucker
Good thing I'm a Master Debater. Who's up for...

Good thing I'm a Master Debater.
Who's up for Thors?
Forum: West California, the desert southwest and whatever is left 12-03-2013, 06:20 PM
Replies: 10,479
Views: 790,238
Posted By Pucker
Night ride, anybody? It'll be colder than a dead...

Night ride, anybody? It'll be colder than a dead witch's well-digger's brass monkey.
Forum: West California, the desert southwest and whatever is left 11-24-2013, 09:55 PM
Replies: 10,479
Views: 790,238
Posted By Pucker
Holy shit, I hope he's OK. Sorry, I forgot to...

Holy shit, I hope he's OK. Sorry, I forgot to mention the bad luck people have after meeting me. I hope the hospital keeps him topped off with good drugs. Post some nurse pics!

Wed the 27th is...
Forum: West California, the desert southwest and whatever is left 11-24-2013, 01:58 PM
Replies: 10,479
Views: 790,238
Posted By Pucker
Best way to meet new FF's is running into them on...

Best way to meet new FF's is running into them on a trail.

Dale, Mike - good to meet you both. My bro & I decided NOT to make a daylight attempt at that route you mentioned. Still had a good...
Forum: West California, the desert southwest and whatever is left 11-23-2013, 09:35 PM
Replies: 10,479
Views: 790,238
Posted By Pucker
Did a solo short loop this morning up Trabuco...

Did a solo short loop this morning up Trabuco Creek/Joplin & down The Luge. The connector from Trabuco to Joplin is a washed out rutted muddy bitch - good thing I love washed out rutted muddy...
Forum: Thumpers 09-08-2013, 07:04 PM
Replies: 75,457
Views: 7,972,496
Posted By Pucker
Speaking of Carbs...

My XRL sat for 2 years after a a serious wreck. Finally getting it running again and now have an issue.

Still running the stock carb, Daves mods, 55/160, 2.25 turns. Everything worked great...
Forum: West California, the desert southwest and whatever is left 07-14-2013, 01:06 AM
Replies: 4,290
Views: 246,304
Posted By Pucker
Whoa, Whoa, Whoa... Now THAT just sounds...

Whoa, Whoa, Whoa...

Now THAT just sounds gay. Not that there's anything wrong with it if that's what you're into. I was only referring to the guy who must have introduced you to your hardcore...
Forum: West California, the desert southwest and whatever is left 07-11-2013, 04:53 PM
Replies: 4,290
Views: 246,304
Posted By Pucker
For now... Soon I'll have to work again. ...

For now...

Soon I'll have to work again. They've been paying me to do nothing for a while now, but all good things come to an end - sons o' bitches. Now I'll have to remember how to wake up in...
Forum: West California, the desert southwest and whatever is left 07-11-2013, 11:53 AM
Replies: 4,290
Views: 246,304
Posted By Pucker
I knew it! I knew you were in to hardcore. ...

I knew it! I knew you were in to hardcore.

So, tell us - what's his name? I hope he's good to you. Or is it "they?" Whatever, dude - I'm not gonna judge - just glad you're happy.

Sorry,...
Forum: West California, the desert southwest and whatever is left 07-11-2013, 11:43 AM
Replies: 10,479
Views: 790,238
Posted By Pucker
No, it's the condensation on the inside of the...

No, it's the condensation on the inside of the car window when you're banging your sister. Speaking of whom, how's she doing?
Forum: Thumpers 07-08-2013, 06:49 PM
Replies: 75,457
Views: 7,972,496
Posted By Pucker
"Doing well" in DV is like saying you survived,...

"Doing well" in DV is like saying you survived, which is not the same as being well suited. And DV has very little in the realm of offroad challenge, unless you include judicious fuel conservation....
Forum: West California, the desert southwest and whatever is left 06-21-2013, 10:54 PM
Replies: 4,290
Views: 246,304
Posted By Pucker
That sucks mang! Get better quick & send nurse...

That sucks mang!
Get better quick & send nurse pix ASAP.
Forum: West California, the desert southwest and whatever is left 06-17-2013, 10:58 PM
Replies: 10,479
Views: 790,238
Posted By Pucker
Nice. Jamie is one of my favorite. Blue...

Nice.

Jamie is one of my favorite.
Blue Moon aint bad neither.

You guys are F'n awesome for steppin' up to the plate. :pynd:bow
Forum: West California, the desert southwest and whatever is left 06-16-2013, 07:36 PM
Replies: 8,912
Views: 606,717
Posted By Pucker
Not necessarily, unless you're referring to some...

Not necessarily, unless you're referring to some trajectories, frictional coefficients, or simple harmonic oscillations. If so, please give details.

As to what kind of mother I f$ck, I'll avoid...
Forum: West California, the desert southwest and whatever is left 06-16-2013, 11:53 AM
Replies: 8,912
Views: 606,717
Posted By Pucker
+1 ...not in an Oedipal way. Unless you're...

+1

...not in an Oedipal way. Unless you're into that - then, more power to ya.
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