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Forum: Hacks Yesterday, 10:25 AM
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Posted By GeezerStank
I had problems in 2000 when I bought a new VMax,...

I had problems in 2000 when I bought a new VMax, and in 2005 when I bought a new DL1000. Was treated very badly by the Asian dealers, but Little Irbit always treated me well and did everything...
Forum: Hacks Yesterday, 08:50 AM
Replies: 2,824
Views: 473,474
Posted By GeezerStank
I don't know about the solo models, there was...

I don't know about the solo models, there was only hack rigs there. you might find the answer by looking at them on the Ural site, or ask on the blog that's connected to the Ural webpage.....
Forum: Hacks 11-25-2014, 01:08 PM
Replies: 2,824
Views: 473,474
Posted By GeezerStank
Had nothing to do with set up or prep. Rocker arm...

Had nothing to do with set up or prep. Rocker arm failure was a known issue. I have the old one here in my drawer, you can see where there's a little air bubble in the casting where it broke. My bike...
Forum: Hacks 11-25-2014, 12:38 PM
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Views: 473,474
Posted By GeezerStank
I thought that was 35K as in 35,000km?? If they...

I thought that was 35K as in 35,000km?? If they were new engines, I'd say you had carb or set up issues? What kept blowing up, seized pistons, bottom end bearings??
Forum: Hacks 11-25-2014, 12:35 PM
Replies: 2,824
Views: 473,474
Posted By GeezerStank
The new drive is totally different and would...

The new drive is totally different and would require the use of the new wheel/hub, then there's the brake issue.......
Forum: Hacks 11-25-2014, 10:13 AM
Replies: 2,824
Views: 473,474
Posted By GeezerStank
It's all probably true, but I'd say that the kid...

It's all probably true, but I'd say that the kid for sure, and maybe his Dad beat the crap outta the thing. Going thru four engines is pretty extreme and hints towards the rig being beat to death,...
Forum: Hacks 11-25-2014, 08:34 AM
Replies: 2,824
Views: 473,474
Posted By GeezerStank
Why is it that everyone that post a negative...

Why is it that everyone that post a negative thought or experience about a Ural is a Troll? We all know that Ural quality control is, and at this point we could almost say "was" flaky at best. A...
Forum: Old's Cool 11-21-2014, 03:02 PM
Replies: 1,789
Views: 254,300
Posted By GeezerStank
This is the one to get!!!!! ...

This is the one to get!!!!!

http://inlandempire.craigslist.org/mcy/4727642116.html
Forum: Old's Cool 11-20-2014, 10:55 AM
Replies: 1,789
Views: 254,300
Posted By GeezerStank
And your son gets to learn how to "sauder the...

And your son gets to learn how to "sauder the exhaust pip" and replace the "barring" in the motor. hopefully it's the rod "barring" and the crank is shot, it would add to the fun.........:evil
Forum: Old's Cool 11-10-2014, 12:37 PM
Replies: 1,789
Views: 254,300
Posted By GeezerStank
VMax gas tank is under the seat from the factory,...

VMax gas tank is under the seat from the factory, it only has a holley 2 barrel carb, engine is a V4. Well now that the facts are straight, that bike is a pile of crap. As a former VMax owner, I'd...
Forum: Old's Cool 08-26-2014, 10:38 AM
Replies: 1,789
Views: 254,300
Posted By GeezerStank
That's the optional Vietnamese seat. You can...

That's the optional Vietnamese seat. You can bring your wife, 2 kids and granny with you, or tie 2 large live pigs on there, or about 20 bamboo cages full of chickens. It's actually very practical if...
Forum: Old's Cool 07-31-2014, 06:16 PM
Replies: 1,789
Views: 254,300
Posted By GeezerStank
Thumbs down Are those crooked hi-way pegs water pipe pieces...

Are those crooked hi-way pegs water pipe pieces screwed together? hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Forum: Old's Cool 05-24-2014, 12:29 PM
Replies: 1,789
Views: 254,300
Posted By GeezerStank
The kick stand was long ago ripped off when the...

The kick stand was long ago ripped off when the bike was totalled, what you can't see is the 2X4 on the other side holding it up, comes with the bike, no extra charge... :)
Forum: Old's Cool 05-24-2014, 08:16 AM
Replies: 1,789
Views: 254,300
Posted By GeezerStank
What the %$&*?

Why buy a real HD when you can have this RPOC for the same price, ha!
http://sacramento.craigslist.org/mcy/4462800469.html

Not too mention new they are $5k.........
Forum: Old's Cool 04-22-2014, 07:49 PM
Replies: 1,789
Views: 254,300
Posted By GeezerStank
......moral of the story, never stand next to a...

......moral of the story, never stand next to a big hole or edge of a cliff when talking to your enemies, or with friends either! just don't stand next to that shit for any reason........
Forum: Hacks 02-27-2014, 08:43 AM
Replies: 3,810
Views: 649,116
Posted By GeezerStank
No mention of reverse or a winch, how’d you like...

No mention of reverse or a winch, how’d you like to get that thing stuck somewhere remote!!! At minimum needs front and rear receivers to slide a ATV winch in to pull it out of trouble!! :eek1 And...
Forum: Hacks 06-19-2013, 09:45 PM
Replies: 2,824
Views: 473,474
Posted By GeezerStank
My post, which I've taken some time to think...

My post, which I've taken some time to think about posting is not meant to start a new flame war or to fling sh@t on Ural. It's just a sad story of one unlucky guy that waited years to finally pull...
Forum: Hacks 06-19-2013, 08:32 AM
Replies: 2,824
Views: 473,474
Posted By GeezerStank
What's really wrong with the Ural is it's hit and...

What's really wrong with the Ural is it's hit and miss on quality. Some guys buy them and they have no issues, then there's the other side of that, it's luck of the draw and you could end up with an...
Forum: Hacks 04-15-2013, 05:54 PM
Replies: 2,824
Views: 473,474
Posted By GeezerStank
I had never known or seen the basement and soap...

I had never known or seen the basement and soap box places here or at SS until someone posted about them in this thread. After looking at them, it appears to be what those areas are for, off color...
Forum: Hacks 11-26-2012, 04:05 PM
Replies: 2,824
Views: 473,474
Posted By GeezerStank
Ha! didn't even scratch your ADV sticker....:lol3

Ha! didn't even scratch your ADV sticker....:lol3
Forum: Hacks 10-31-2012, 11:33 AM
Replies: 2,824
Views: 473,474
Posted By GeezerStank
Damn!! But wait a minute, I run synthetic oil,...

Damn!! But wait a minute, I run synthetic oil, aftermarket muffs and a re-jet with a non-stock air box, each one of those things is supposed to increase HP by 10%, so a 30% increase on 40hp is, uh,...
Forum: Hacks 10-31-2012, 10:35 AM
Replies: 2,824
Views: 473,474
Posted By GeezerStank
I think the rated HP is 42? Don't be shorting us...

I think the rated HP is 42? Don't be shorting us foilheads big numbers like that, it cuts down on our bragging rights to scooter riders!! :lol3
Forum: Hacks 10-22-2012, 02:51 PM
Replies: 2,824
Views: 473,474
Posted By GeezerStank
Bokad Used to Ride Harleys

Either Bokad used to ride Harleys, or his twin brother did: http://www.jamesrussellpublishing.biz/beforeyoubuyharley.html

This is one of my favorite excerpts: 21. Harley-Davidson motorcycles are...
Forum: Hacks 10-10-2012, 08:23 AM
Replies: 147
Views: 20,044
Posted By GeezerStank
See we can all get along, heheh. I carry Crown...

See we can all get along, heheh. I carry Crown Royale, a Coleman single burner back pack stove that uses unleaded to get my percolator in action.(I prefer Starbucks House Blend in my perc, I know,...
Forum: Hacks 10-09-2012, 07:30 AM
Replies: 147
Views: 20,044
Posted By GeezerStank
We're all the same....

"But sweet jesus you guys are as bad as the leather-clad V-twin pirates"

Every thread that involves Urals always seems to end up with some Beemer Puke dumping on Urals and their riders. WTF? All...
Forum: Hacks 09-15-2012, 02:05 PM
Replies: 2,824
Views: 473,474
Posted By GeezerStank
It's easy to miss some details when a thread is...

It's easy to miss some details when a thread is fast paced and we're all wading thru so much bullshit... :D
Forum: Hacks 09-13-2012, 07:58 AM
Replies: 2,824
Views: 473,474
Posted By GeezerStank
Ural has CNC machines!?!?! Who woulda thunk...

Ural has CNC machines!?!?! Who woulda thunk that........From the pics of the factory I've seen, I thought all the parts were hand shaped with a hammer and chisel, and then some hand filing and sand...
Forum: Hacks 09-12-2012, 07:51 AM
Replies: 2,824
Views: 473,474
Posted By GeezerStank
Ha! I bought a new AMF Sporty when I was a kid,...

Ha! I bought a new AMF Sporty when I was a kid, it had a trans gear tooth break off in the first month or so, they fixed it and it ran great for years after that, and I also owned a AMF Electraglide,...
Forum: Hacks 09-12-2012, 06:59 AM
Replies: 2,824
Views: 473,474
Posted By GeezerStank
Well I thought it was funny, and what you said...

Well I thought it was funny, and what you said was true. After like 100 years HD still turns out highly flawed bikes, and you pay extra for that, ha! I currently own my 11th HD, it has a couple...
Forum: Hacks 09-12-2012, 06:37 AM
Replies: 2,824
Views: 473,474
Posted By GeezerStank
Yup, and I own a Ural and a Harley! Anyone have a...

Yup, and I own a Ural and a Harley! Anyone have a Yugo for sale, I want to own the Trifecta of Shame...............:D
Forum: Hacks 09-07-2012, 10:46 PM
Replies: 2,824
Views: 473,474
Posted By GeezerStank
Well put Bill, that's the same way I feel about...

Well put Bill, that's the same way I feel about my 2010 GU. I had a DRZ400S all farkled up, but after buying my Ural I sold it, it just sat. I would always pick my Ural to go ride the same fire roads...
Forum: Hacks 09-07-2012, 08:07 PM
Replies: 2,824
Views: 473,474
Posted By GeezerStank
Chinese produced bikes sold in the US are crap, I...

Chinese produced bikes sold in the US are crap, I know a few guys that bought those, so let's move Ural up one more notch, whowee, 3rd from the bottom!!!!!

I don't know Bokad, I just read several...
Forum: Hacks 07-13-2012, 09:26 AM
Replies: 2,824
Views: 473,474
Posted By GeezerStank
You get what you give, especially on the...

You get what you give, especially on the internet. In the beginning I personally tried to help Bokad with some of his issues, like don't stick the water hose in the air cleaner opening when washing...
Forum: Hacks 07-13-2012, 09:09 AM
Replies: 2,824
Views: 473,474
Posted By GeezerStank
America is a big place, with limited Ural dealers...

America is a big place, with limited Ural dealers it's awesome that Ural will send you a replacement part and let you install it and still honor the warranty. What other company will do that. BMW...
Forum: Hacks 07-13-2012, 08:45 AM
Replies: 2,824
Views: 473,474
Posted By GeezerStank
:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry

:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry
Forum: Hacks 07-13-2012, 08:10 AM
Replies: 147
Views: 20,044
Posted By GeezerStank
because I got a really cool tinfoil hat to wear...

because I got a really cool tinfoil hat to wear when I bought mine, and the borscht flavored Koolaid is delicious, I love my Ural, "it's the best hack rig in the world, it's the best hack rig in the...
Forum: Hacks 07-12-2012, 09:00 PM
Replies: 2,824
Views: 473,474
Posted By GeezerStank
In your personal description in the first post of...

In your personal description in the first post of your ride thread says this:

"I write poorly and mostly for my own lossy memory. Some thoughts may be unrefined, blunt, offensive, or repetitious....
Forum: Hacks 07-12-2012, 03:05 PM
Replies: 2,824
Views: 473,474
Posted By GeezerStank
:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:c...

:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry :lol3
Forum: Hacks 07-11-2012, 11:55 PM
Replies: 2,824
Views: 473,474
Posted By GeezerStank
You fukked up and cooked your front brakes, you...

You fukked up and cooked your front brakes, you endangered your girlfriend, rookie shit, you and anyone else that on the normal road that make your brembos fail totally. You over-baked your equipment...
Forum: Hacks 07-11-2012, 11:34 PM
Replies: 2,824
Views: 473,474
Posted By GeezerStank
You know aside from all the jousting(saw a...

You know aside from all the jousting(saw a mid-evil times movie the other night), I wish I could ride with you for a couple days and go over your bike a little. I think I could give you some...
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