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Forum: Australia Today, 03:54 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 5,375
Posted By crash n bern
Good news about the bike, despite it's condition....

Good news about the bike, despite it's condition. It would be good if the thieves could be introduced to some organ farmers.
Forum: Australia Today, 03:44 AM
Replies: 318
Views: 15,313
Posted By crash n bern
Well, I had a bike come up alongside me on the...

Well, I had a bike come up alongside me on the freeway the other week. It got my attention because it just whirred. I saw Zero on the badging, we were both doing 110kph. He opened her up and took...
Forum: Australia 03-02-2015, 03:20 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 490
Posted By crash n bern
:rofl:rofl:rofl

:rofl:rofl:rofl
Forum: Australia 03-02-2015, 01:19 AM
Replies: 4,656
Views: 458,698
Posted By crash n bern
Auto barn in Moss st can do it, just take in a...

Auto barn in Moss st can do it, just take in a sample of the colour.
Forum: Australia 02-17-2015, 04:40 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 583
Posted By crash n bern
That's a pretty generous offer.

That's a pretty generous offer.
Forum: Australia 02-15-2015, 04:38 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,983
Posted By crash n bern
Let me know when this bike comes up for...

Let me know when this bike comes up for sale.............................................



So I don't accidentally buy it.



Great shot by the way.
Forum: Australia 02-13-2015, 11:27 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 3,742
Posted By crash n bern
No, if you take notice of forum members bike...

No, if you take notice of forum members bike pictures posted on any motorcycle forum, you will notice they all have one thing in common.

Unkempt or half finished gardens in the backround. Seems...
Forum: Australia 01-31-2015, 04:04 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 3,828
Posted By crash n bern
Due to political correctness you can no longer...

Due to political correctness you can no longer call people tossers or wankers.

The correct term now is...Owner Operator.



Also as in the filling in the OP with sand case, some people have...
Forum: Australia 01-31-2015, 03:47 PM
Replies: 226
Views: 33,846
Posted By crash n bern
There used to be a bloke that ran a bash plate...

There used to be a bloke that ran a bash plate business called Hamtech in Hamilton N.S.W. He used to hand beat alloy bash plates into that rounded shape your after. I assume he shut down due to...
Forum: Australia 01-22-2015, 04:01 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,331
Posted By crash n bern
I usually wash mine by riding in the rain. ...

I usually wash mine by riding in the rain.

I was talking to an industrial chemist once who said "Don't waste your money on truck wash, just buy cheap shampoo".


That has just given me an...
Forum: Australia 01-11-2015, 03:53 PM
Replies: 133
Views: 10,370
Posted By crash n bern
I've started using waterproof woodworking glue....

I've started using waterproof woodworking glue. Works better than contact adhesive. All the plastic panels on my Tech 8's have disintegrated, I poured the glue all over them and let it set, then...
Forum: Australia 01-09-2015, 09:23 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 2,137
Posted By crash n bern
Great, I'm going to start riding with you blokes....

Great, I'm going to start riding with you blokes. I'm forever dropping small screws and stuff in the dirt. How many times I've watched a spring loaded ball bearing sail of into the gravel, and...
Forum: Australia 01-03-2015, 08:35 PM
Replies: 346
Views: 38,543
Posted By crash n bern
Thanks for sharing this story so all us dreamers...

Thanks for sharing this story so all us dreamers can live vicariously through you.


Good luck and stay safe.
Forum: Australia 12-20-2014, 03:59 PM
Replies: 456
Views: 32,010
Posted By crash n bern
I think I was being too generic. Natural...

I think I was being too generic. Natural therapist or naturopath was what I meant. I've never used a homeopath but assumed they were the same fish. I should of checked first. Type in haste repent in...
Forum: Australia 12-20-2014, 01:36 AM
Replies: 456
Views: 32,010
Posted By crash n bern
I did say find a 'GOOD' one. Just as many quack...

I did say find a 'GOOD' one. Just as many quack naturopaths as there are quack doctors.

I've spent plenty of money with ordinary results, but you learn. The last bloke I used fixed me up in one...
Forum: Australia 12-19-2014, 01:39 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,014
Posted By crash n bern
Sorry to hear. Put posters around the local shops...

Sorry to hear. Put posters around the local shops and area. No honour among thieves, hopefully one of their mates will blab for some Christmas drinking money.
Forum: Australia 12-19-2014, 05:31 AM
Replies: 456
Views: 32,010
Posted By crash n bern
I used to suffer it. Got fixed when my gut got...

I used to suffer it. Got fixed when my gut got fixed. Used to have an ulcer. Most common cause is IBS. But I'm no expert.

My gut is playing up at the moment, the side effect is anxiety attacks,...
Forum: Australia 12-14-2014, 05:22 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 5,997
Posted By crash n bern
The funny thing I have noticed is that the only...

The funny thing I have noticed is that the only people who seem to manage driving and using the phone the best are tradies. The worst are young girls in red hatchbacks.

That's been my experience...
Forum: Australia 12-12-2014, 01:50 PM
Replies: 199
Views: 7,883
Posted By crash n bern
The war best won, is the war not fought.

The war best won, is the war not fought.
Forum: Australia 12-12-2014, 02:54 AM
Replies: 199
Views: 7,883
Posted By crash n bern
In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king.

In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king.
Forum: Australia 12-11-2014, 12:27 AM
Replies: 205
Views: 18,976
Posted By crash n bern
Typing all that with one hand while more than...

Typing all that with one hand while more than likely still in recovery pain is a pretty good effort.

I hope you get a win with the insurance company. I have learnt not to trust a lot of them, they...
Forum: Australia 12-09-2014, 11:15 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 6,469
Posted By crash n bern
Look after your leather jacket and your...

Look after your leather jacket and your grandchildren will be wearing it.

I bought a Belstaff 3/4 and love it. Use it for daily commuting and ADV riding, so nice you could sleep in it.
Forum: Australia 12-09-2014, 11:06 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 3,019
Posted By crash n bern
Me too, but I didn't know it was...

Me too, but I didn't know it was illegal.........Well... I knew doing it at 150kph was.
Forum: Australia 12-09-2014, 03:11 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 6,469
Posted By crash n bern
Earlier in this thread I mentioned leather....

Earlier in this thread I mentioned leather. Lifetime guarantee from an inmate. Not to mention how much more stylish you will look compared to textile. ...
Forum: Australia 12-08-2014, 08:48 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 2,624
Posted By crash n bern
Usually because English is there second (If...

Usually because English is there second (If that.) language.
Forum: Australia 12-08-2014, 07:47 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 3,019
Posted By crash n bern
I don't know, but everyone is already doing it.

I don't know, but everyone is already doing it.
Forum: Australia 12-08-2014, 02:40 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 2,624
Posted By crash n bern
The irony in that, is that the real ones are...

The irony in that, is that the real ones are scams too.
Forum: Crazy-Awesome almost Dakar racers (950/990cc) 12-07-2014, 09:19 PM
Replies: 155
Views: 30,850
Posted By crash n bern
And to think,.....People were telling him where...

And to think,.....People were telling him where to put the oil tank.
Forum: Australia 12-07-2014, 02:51 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,756
Posted By crash n bern
Tell her all you mates go to the pub every night,...

Tell her all you mates go to the pub every night, but you decided to get a project bike so you could be at home in the shed near her. Or better yet let you build it in the house so you can be nearer...
Forum: Australia 12-06-2014, 10:04 PM
Replies: 519
Views: 38,406
Posted By crash n bern
I have bought cars and bikes without seeing them,...

I have bought cars and bikes without seeing them, other than a couple of pictures. But I've learn't to read pictures and adds pretty good.

I tried to buy a 950 from another state once. Told the...
Forum: Australia 12-05-2014, 06:23 AM
Replies: 205
Views: 18,976
Posted By crash n bern
There was an old thread that resurfaced here a...

There was an old thread that resurfaced here a few weeks ago about an Australian racer who was badly injured in the U.S. and his insurance company wouldn't pay for the op and flew him home instead.
Forum: Australia 12-04-2014, 10:35 PM
Replies: 205
Views: 18,976
Posted By crash n bern
I would really like to hear the full version of...

I would really like to hear the full version of that 007 story.
Forum: Australia 12-03-2014, 08:00 PM
Replies: 205
Views: 18,976
Posted By crash n bern
Insurance scams, for some are an occupation....

Insurance scams, for some are an occupation. Insurance companies wont write out cheques willy nilly.

Good thinking on not doing the media thing. That's a last resort of desperation when all has...
Forum: Australia 12-02-2014, 02:29 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 772
Posted By crash n bern
There's another good book called 'Bernard was a...

There's another good book called 'Bernard was a bikie'. Just in case you want to bias the child's library collection some more.
...
Forum: Australia 12-01-2014, 12:05 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,556
Posted By crash n bern
For all the whinging it's got everything that...

For all the whinging it's got everything that everyone always complains a bike doesn't come with.

An adjustable windscreen, bark busters, panniers and a bash plate.

And if you remove the Cat...
Forum: Australia 11-29-2014, 05:32 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,756
Posted By crash n bern
What Old dog said. Try to get something that has...

What Old dog said. Try to get something that has a sound motor and just needs a cosmetic restoration for your first one. Last thing you need is to get sucked into a $3,000 engine rebuild on a bike...
Forum: Australia 11-29-2014, 05:11 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 4,140
Posted By crash n bern
Good reality check. I recently crashed in...

Good reality check.

I recently crashed in the bush and had to ride myself out to a hospital while the endorphin's were still pumping. I was lucky. This time. Makes you review your attitude to how...
Forum: Australia 11-26-2014, 04:38 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 802
Posted By crash n bern
I have it on VHS, it's not much better.

I have it on VHS, it's not much better.
Forum: Australia 11-26-2014, 03:14 AM
Replies: 384
Views: 27,151
Posted By crash n bern
But does he sell them off cheap when he's done...

But does he sell them off cheap when he's done with them????
Forum: Australia 11-24-2014, 11:06 PM
Replies: 90
Views: 5,207
Posted By crash n bern
A mate of mine swears by that. So being...

A mate of mine swears by that. So being genetically lazy I gave it a go. Once. Found the inlet totally dusted on my new bike. Never did it again, and never listened to him again either.


There...
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