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Forum: Ride reports 07-14-2011, 06:32 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 8,001
Posted By CETME
haha, don't worry, i didn't really bury it. ...

haha, don't worry, i didn't really bury it.


Bobo, everyone should have a Nom de Plume when they write articles online!

Nico, i'll try not to. But when it's cold in the Rockies, I might...
Forum: Ride reports 07-14-2011, 11:40 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 8,001
Posted By CETME
Today was a sad day. After 24 hrs on life...

Today was a sad day. After 24 hrs on life support, the battery didn't make it. I spent most of this morning calling it's relatives and by noon I had loads of C's ,AAA's, AA's even some D's at my...
Forum: Ride reports 07-13-2011, 02:21 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 8,001
Posted By CETME
Radu, i'm still alive. I thought after...

Radu, i'm still alive. I thought after University, I could just be a simple man trying to make a living, but that didn't work out.

Jim, The Aprilia is in my shed. It's pretty much the only nice...
Forum: Ride reports 07-12-2011, 03:42 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 8,001
Posted By CETME
CETME rides again - Older and Fatter edition. FL to Montana on the Nighthawk.

Dear Friends,

I'm old now. I just turned 30. I'm also fat. How fat you ask? Let me explain:

The reason I got fat was because I graduated school and got my teaching degree. Nobody respects a fit...
Forum: Ride reports 06-29-2011, 12:14 AM
Replies: 1,708
Views: 888,971
Posted By CETME
Loving the ride report so far. Makes me itch real...

Loving the ride report so far. Makes me itch real hard to get back on another adventure.

I will say that you guys still have a long way to go before you are as handsome as me.
Forum: Ride reports 06-02-2011, 03:12 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 12,949
Posted By CETME
I'm extremely nice to it. I compliment it all the...

I'm extremely nice to it. I compliment it all the time.
Forum: Ride reports 05-23-2011, 08:04 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 12,949
Posted By CETME
For the third year in a row, the overly Italian...

For the third year in a row, the overly Italian motorcycle started with a simple push of a button. Old gas, old oil, tires parked in one position and not moved for an entire year. It still looks...
Forum: Old's Cool 05-06-2011, 09:03 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,657
Posted By CETME
Liar!

Liar!
Forum: Ride reports 11-24-2010, 10:46 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 12,949
Posted By CETME
Once a week I get a PM yelling at me to finish...

Once a week I get a PM yelling at me to finish this. I suppose I've been avoiding the ending since it's not all that interesting.

I walked back into my moms house sat on one of the bar stools...
Forum: GS Boxers 06-18-2010, 01:40 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 2,253
Posted By CETME
No, i didn't buy one. I have played with one for...

No, i didn't buy one. I have played with one for a while.

I read these two reviews:

http://www.motorcycle-usa.com/69/6816/Motorcycle-Article/2010-BMW-R1200GS-Adventure-First-Ride.aspx
...
Forum: GS Boxers 06-18-2010, 10:01 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 2,253
Posted By CETME
Laugh Your comment was too long, didn't have the energy...

Your comment was too long, didn't have the energy to sloth through it.

what was your question?
Forum: GS Boxers 06-18-2010, 09:34 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 2,253
Posted By CETME
Pay me?! where? how much?... I just wrote...

Pay me?! where? how much?...

I just wrote it cause I saw several other reviews on a couple websites that were so boring that it made me never want to read anything motorcycle related again. I...
Forum: GS Boxers 06-17-2010, 09:56 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 2,253
Posted By CETME
2010 BMW 1200GS Review

The BMW 1200GS is as elegant looking as a drunk hooker at a British tea party. Quite frankly, it’s ugly at every angle. Consider this: It was designed by Germans. The last time the Germans...
Forum: Trip Planning 03-08-2010, 01:23 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 2,310
Posted By CETME
I shipped my Ducati from Orlando, FL to...

I shipped my Ducati from Orlando, FL to Heidelberg Germany for around $900 total including insurance. It took 3 weeks. Knopf tours I think it was called. I just dropped off the bike and he took care...
Forum: Ride reports 01-17-2010, 12:50 PM
Replies: 318
Views: 116,770
Posted By CETME
one of the best ride reports i've read in a...

one of the best ride reports i've read in a while. Thanks!
Forum: Ride reports 10-24-2009, 10:49 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 12,949
Posted By CETME
So I'm playing with the tool and I notice that...

So I'm playing with the tool and I notice that the pin is stick in the press and wont come out. It feels like it is welded in there.

"MOOOOOOOOM! where are my grippers!?"
She just laughs....
...
Forum: Ride reports 10-23-2009, 03:41 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 12,949
Posted By CETME
Well, I guess this is a good time as any to...

Well, I guess this is a good time as any to finish an old story....


So there I was, standing in the middle of the road, surveying the countryside, with a stupid look on my face and a broken...
Forum: Ride reports 10-17-2009, 06:42 PM
Replies: 523
Views: 228,092
Posted By CETME
You can never be "poor" in open country with no...

You can never be "poor" in open country with no rules.
Forum: Ride reports 10-07-2009, 04:44 PM
Replies: 2,811
Views: 1,875,498
Posted By CETME
I've spent the past few hours reading and looking...

I've spent the past few hours reading and looking at all the pictures...

Keep on going. We are all behind you guys and love the updates. You guys on on the ride of a lifetime.... congrats!
Forum: Ride reports 09-01-2009, 03:05 PM
Replies: 523
Views: 228,092
Posted By CETME
Forget playing it safe, knock it out of the park....

Forget playing it safe, knock it out of the park.

Right now I'm spoon feeding my dog some Russian caviar as I sit in the Vet's office waiting room for his neutering. Later on i'm taking him to...
Forum: Ride reports 07-01-2009, 12:14 PM
Replies: 896
Views: 198,757
Posted By CETME
I'm liking this start already.

I'm liking this start already.
Forum: Ride reports 06-30-2009, 04:33 PM
Replies: 896
Views: 198,757
Posted By CETME
Hey Vermin, let me ask you: Was smoke comin' from...

Hey Vermin, let me ask you: Was smoke comin' from out of the back
When you started to gain on that Cadillac?
Forum: Ride reports 06-16-2009, 10:40 AM
Replies: 896
Views: 198,757
Posted By CETME
Well i'll be damned! This is going to be...

Well i'll be damned! This is going to be excellent.
Forum: Ride reports 06-13-2009, 07:06 AM
Replies: 221
Views: 62,013
Posted By CETME
This made me chuckle out loud. I'm glad I could...

This made me chuckle out loud. I'm glad I could be of service to the demise of your future :D
Forum: Ride reports 06-11-2009, 07:54 AM
Replies: 896
Views: 198,757
Posted By CETME
sweet. I love the picture of you hugging...

sweet.

I love the picture of you hugging Cack.
Forum: Ride reports 06-09-2009, 01:42 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 12,949
Posted By CETME
The bike suddenly started vibrating violently and...

The bike suddenly started vibrating violently and grinding. I pulled off to the side of the road and immediately cut the engine. The cam belts! did something go wrong? did I not tighten them...
Forum: Ride reports 06-09-2009, 12:58 PM
Replies: 218
Views: 38,568
Posted By CETME
oooooooooooh, I like this.... please keep it...

oooooooooooh, I like this.... please keep it coming
Forum: Ride reports 06-09-2009, 12:15 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 12,949
Posted By CETME
So I went in my tool bucket to find out what I...

So I went in my tool bucket to find out what I had with me:
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i158/fmhipower/Denmark%20ride/DSC06080.jpg

Turns out I had ALREADY BOUGHT BELTS LAST YEAR! what a...
Forum: Ride reports 06-09-2009, 02:39 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 12,949
Posted By CETME
<FONT SIZE="+5">BANG!</font> "Not funny" I...

<FONT SIZE="+5">BANG!</font>

"Not funny" I said, as my uncle laughed.
"just kidding, just start your bike" he replied, holding his belly from heaving out of his body from laughter.

So I...
Forum: Ride reports 06-08-2009, 01:15 PM
Replies: 85
Views: 18,419
Posted By CETME
Most people get on me about this, now it's my...

Most people get on me about this, now it's my turn to do it to someone else:

"More pictures of Wimin'!"
Forum: Ride reports 06-08-2009, 11:30 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 12,949
Posted By CETME
As I mentioned in my previous story, I left the...

As I mentioned in my previous story, I left the Monster at my uncle's house. All I did to "winterize" the bike for storage was put the kickstand down. I didn't change the oil, I didn't treat the gas,...
Forum: Ride reports 06-05-2009, 05:14 AM
Replies: 896
Views: 198,757
Posted By CETME
I just got a letter from Kelsey, who is in...

I just got a letter from Kelsey, who is in Australia for a month. She said that she misses our adventures and wants to go on one when she gets back.

I was thinking of making her get her motorcycle...
Forum: Ride reports 06-02-2009, 04:42 PM
Replies: 896
Views: 198,757
Posted By CETME
People work too much. Most Americans spend most...

People work too much. Most Americans spend most of their day working and commuting to work. Time off is 2-3 weeks, a YEAR!

We were put on this planet, not to work for others, but to breathe fresh...
Forum: Ride reports 05-31-2009, 05:18 AM
Replies: 896
Views: 198,757
Posted By CETME
I know what you're talking about when it comes to...

I know what you're talking about when it comes to Buffalo. They are not like cows, mindlessly eating grass. Cows are more concerned about matching their curtains to their love seat, and cried when...
Forum: Ride reports 05-30-2009, 05:37 AM
Replies: 896
Views: 198,757
Posted By CETME
Yeah, i'm REAAAAAAAAAAALLY liking this.... please...

Yeah, i'm REAAAAAAAAAAALLY liking this.... please keep it up!
Forum: Ride reports 05-28-2009, 02:49 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 12,949
Posted By CETME
Well all my crap showed up! Now I have my shoes,...

Well all my crap showed up! Now I have my shoes, my precious moments dolls, my blow dryer, and my eyelash curler.

This weekend, I get the bike.
Forum: Ride reports 05-28-2009, 01:19 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 12,949
Posted By CETME
Want to come with me? At the very least, I'll...

Want to come with me? At the very least, I'll take you up on the Reindeer offer.
Forum: Ride reports 05-28-2009, 11:56 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 12,949
Posted By CETME
$10 says Cack marked it too. Get on it...

$10 says Cack marked it too.



Get on it bullfrog! If you need more pictures of me for inspiration, lemme know.



Ha! who knows.... I think she's in Australia, but i'm going to try to get...
Forum: Ride reports 05-28-2009, 06:36 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 12,949
Posted By CETME
Something is rotten in the state of Denmark

Dear Readers,

I'm in Denmark. Yes, the land of cheese, Lego, and Orcs... wait, that's not right. None of my friends could come with me this year, which begged the question: What would I do on my...
Forum: Ride reports 05-23-2009, 11:40 PM
Replies: 896
Views: 198,757
Posted By CETME
It's so strange to see this bike in someone...

It's so strange to see this bike in someone else's hands. Keep this post coming.
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