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Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 06-27-2012, 06:01 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 6,258
Posted By usafe7ret
Ahh, a drug to quiet the anxious puppy. If it...

Ahh, a drug to quiet the anxious puppy. If it don't work on the dog, try it on the neighbors.

Good luck with this one. Crazy ass neighbors are the pits.
Forum: Pacific Northwet - Where it's green. And wet. 05-09-2012, 12:11 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 2,497
Posted By usafe7ret
I only use checks for those companies too...

I only use checks for those companies too old-fashioned to not have auto-pay or DDA transfers. Those really "grind my groin".

As for computers, in rare cases I'll agree with you somewhat, but it...
Forum: Ride reports 05-03-2012, 12:24 PM
Replies: 1,181
Views: 493,544
Posted By usafe7ret
"Too many old, fat, European guys in too small...

"Too many old, fat, European guys in too small Speedos spread out on lounge chairs next to their “Oh my god, Grandma, put your top on,” wives. Somehow, they've all gotten enough sun to turn their...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 04-25-2012, 12:04 PM
Replies: 976
Views: 154,424
Posted By usafe7ret
What about that lever-action shotgun Arnold used...

What about that lever-action shotgun Arnold used in T2? Marushin M1887 is the name of it. Ridin your hog and shootin at zombies sounds like fun to me!
Forum: Equipment 04-16-2012, 11:33 AM
Replies: 97
Views: 19,435
Posted By usafe7ret
If I knew I was going to crash, I'd wear the...

If I knew I was going to crash, I'd wear the Honda Ridgeline truck! :D

Every other time it is my Kevlar lined Diamond Gusset motorcycle pants, boots, gloves, First Gear jacket and Hi-Vis vest,...
Forum: Battle scooters 04-06-2012, 12:46 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 2,633
Posted By usafe7ret
Definitely check the torque again. Search for...

Definitely check the torque again. Search for the maintenance manuals and read up on the procedure. The procedure on my X9, calls for initial torque, then to back off the nut and then go to final...
Forum: Equipment 04-02-2012, 12:12 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 3,966
Posted By usafe7ret
Look into the Screamin Banshee product. I just...

Look into the Screamin Banshee product. I just got 2 of them and trying to find time to install on my bikes.
Forum: Airheads 03-26-2012, 12:21 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,012
Posted By usafe7ret
You done very well! Now go ride the wheels off...

You done very well! Now go ride the wheels off of it!
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 03-26-2012, 12:19 PM
Replies: 87
Views: 11,454
Posted By usafe7ret
+ 1,000

+ 1,000
Forum: Crazy-Awesome almost Dakar racers (950/990cc) 03-21-2012, 01:15 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 3,986
Posted By usafe7ret
Looks good! Never discount the ability of cagers...

Looks good! Never discount the ability of cagers to ignore you. They can't see the flashing blue and red from emergency vehicles in my neck of the woods, so just ride like they are out to get you.
Forum: Equipment 03-20-2012, 01:19 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,396
Posted By usafe7ret
Search on plastic resin sheds returned this: ...

Search on plastic resin sheds returned this: http://www.elitedeals.com/suplrestsh75.html

Kinda pricey, but you may be able to locate one similar at Lowe's or Home Depot, or Sam's or...
Forum: The Garage 03-20-2012, 12:37 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,298
Posted By usafe7ret
Depends on how cheap. Harbor Freight has one...

Depends on how cheap. Harbor Freight has one that is heated, 2.5 liter capacity. $75

http://www.harborfreight.com/25-liter-ultrasonic-cleaner-95563.html
Forum: Ride reports 03-14-2012, 01:03 PM
Replies: 1,181
Views: 493,544
Posted By usafe7ret
"cheap, cotton boxer shorts to help soothe our...

"cheap, cotton boxer shorts to help soothe our barking butts" :rofl

I just had to laugh when I read this. It reminds me so much of Bender's "bite my shiny metal ass" tagline in Futurama.
...
Forum: Day Trippin' 03-14-2012, 12:19 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 800
Posted By usafe7ret
If you've never ridden a hack before, search...

If you've never ridden a hack before, search around for the "yellow book" about the experience. They have a link on the Soviet Steeds forum.

They are fun and will do what you are thinking of very...
Forum: The Rockies – It's all downhill from here... 03-07-2012, 12:12 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 1,970
Posted By usafe7ret
No shoes, No Shirt, No Service. Signs like that...

No shoes, No Shirt, No Service. Signs like that are all over the place.

Private business can determine dress code, it's their business for god's sake.

Hell, I can remember establishments in...
Forum: The Garage 03-07-2012, 12:02 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 3,522
Posted By usafe7ret
I'd plumb it for compressed air outlets in the...

I'd plumb it for compressed air outlets in the shop area, as well as a good electrical service panel to run a nice size compressor and also a mig/tig outfit. A nice flat-panel TV on the wall and...
Forum: Ride reports 03-06-2012, 12:24 PM
Replies: 1,181
Views: 493,544
Posted By usafe7ret
That there Colin guy is sure one lucky man!!!!...

That there Colin guy is sure one lucky man!!!! :clap
Forum: Ride reports 03-04-2012, 01:50 PM
Replies: 1,181
Views: 493,544
Posted By usafe7ret
Sounds like you both are in the early stages of...

Sounds like you both are in the early stages of getting the dreaded "Monkey Butt". Some of the ointment used for diaper rash or baby powder would be helpful with the cotton undies, but it will be...
Forum: Battle scooters 03-04-2012, 01:32 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 5,141
Posted By usafe7ret
Nice deal on the BR. Ya know, some people just...

Nice deal on the BR. Ya know, some people just like to bitch about anything. Too bad a lot of them sit in front of a keyboard...
Forum: Ride reports 02-27-2012, 12:56 PM
Replies: 1,181
Views: 493,544
Posted By usafe7ret
I think Pepe LePew said it best, "Le Roww, Le...

I think Pepe LePew said it best, "Le Roww, Le Roww, Le Roww, Roww! :evil

Nice to see the fun is back! Keep up the good, uh reports. Yeah, that's the word I'm looking for... :clap
Forum: Ride reports 02-23-2012, 11:27 AM
Replies: 1,181
Views: 493,544
Posted By usafe7ret
Oh Boy! Now comes the best part, Make-Up...

Oh Boy! Now comes the best part, Make-Up Sex!!!!!!:evil

Seems like you two are experiencing normalcy. Just try to keep talking with each other about what irks you, when it irks you. That way,...
Forum: Face plant 02-17-2012, 11:56 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 3,666
Posted By usafe7ret
Uhh, you needed to read the application more...

Uhh, you needed to read the application more closely. That part was "Optional".

Glad you're ok and nothing real serious happened. I prescribe some Jack straight up while soaking in the hot tub...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 02-08-2012, 11:42 AM
Replies: 184
Views: 44,057
Posted By usafe7ret
I wear the Diamond Gusset kevlar lined jeans when...

I wear the Diamond Gusset kevlar lined jeans when I commute to work on the X9. I have them in black cargo style and blue cargo style. No armor and not too heavy or hot. I like the fact that the...
Forum: Thumpers 02-08-2012, 11:27 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 3,145
Posted By usafe7ret
Ya done good!! Looks great and it is all yours.

Ya done good!! Looks great and it is all yours.
Forum: Equipment 01-25-2012, 01:22 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 3,668
Posted By usafe7ret
I bought a cheap kit from Lowe's that had 2 each...

I bought a cheap kit from Lowe's that had 2 each of 5 different kinds of led lights and the batteries for them. Included were 2 head lamps that had adjustable straps and the lights could swivel up...
Forum: Battle scooters 01-19-2012, 12:05 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 833
Posted By usafe7ret
Since it is probably too late to make a...

Since it is probably too late to make a difference based on the IDL, I highly recommend you do not use high pressure on the bike, especially around the electronics. Your call, but be prepared for...
Forum: Battle scooters 01-10-2012, 01:11 PM
Replies: 113
Views: 13,038
Posted By usafe7ret
Location and year of the PC800? I've got a 2006...

Location and year of the PC800? I've got a 2006 Piaggio X9 500Evo that I did a trade-in with my 90 PC800 and would be open to trading the other way as well.

I love the PC and didn't really...
Forum: Equipment 01-03-2012, 12:42 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 6,491
Posted By usafe7ret
I know you specified Windows OS, but that ASUS...

I know you specified Windows OS, but that ASUS Eee Pad Transformer with the docking station is real high on my list of netbooks in the near future! Especially with the 16 hours of battery time you...
Forum: Central – From Da Nort Woods to the Plane States 12-30-2011, 09:20 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,836
Posted By usafe7ret
Definitely take the MSF course. The paper they...

Definitely take the MSF course. The paper they give you (card) will get you a M endorsement without having to take the rider/written test at the DMV.

A 250 Rebel can be had for way less than 2...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 12-21-2011, 12:25 PM
Replies: 165
Views: 16,818
Posted By usafe7ret
It is about personal responsibility for your...

It is about personal responsibility for your actions. The rider gave up control when he decided to let the "road guard" take responsibility for his safety. He suffered the consequences of not being...
Forum: Equipment 12-14-2011, 12:21 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 5,036
Posted By usafe7ret
You might want to check out Blue Ant kits as well.

You might want to check out Blue Ant kits as well.
Forum: Alaska 12-08-2011, 12:25 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 1,596
Posted By usafe7ret
This is a recurring hoax. Symantec has this on...

This is a recurring hoax. Symantec has this on their website word for word as you posted.

However, caution is a good thing and you should never open an attachment, or even an email sent from...
Forum: The Garage 12-07-2011, 12:44 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 3,853
Posted By usafe7ret
I use VIOC shops on my fleet van and their...

I use VIOC shops on my fleet van and their literature posted on the walls in the waiting area claim their regular oil is good up to 150,000 miles. If it is good until then, why push a "High...
Forum: Face plant 12-07-2011, 11:53 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 4,166
Posted By usafe7ret
Here in the land where our governors make our...

Here in the land where our governors make our license plates, we had a State Cop kill 2 teen age sisters while responding to an accident that was being handled by the local cops. He was doing 120...
Forum: The Rockies – It's all downhill from here... 11-28-2011, 11:48 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,469
Posted By usafe7ret
you might also try running Disk Cleanup on your...

you might also try running Disk Cleanup on your computer before removing the extra ram.

1. Click on Start
2. Click on My Computer
3. Right click on "Local Drive (C:)"
4. Click on properties...
Forum: Ride reports 11-22-2011, 11:28 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 3,926
Posted By usafe7ret
I don't usually like to mess with ride reports,...

I don't usually like to mess with ride reports, but I have to ask, WTF is a "CornHole bag"???? I come from the western side of those mountains and I've never heered of sitch fixins! :eek1
Forum: Southeast, The Lair of the Dragon - The Blue Ridge and Smoky Mountains 11-18-2011, 11:56 AM
Replies: 72
Views: 4,319
Posted By usafe7ret
Fuck em, ride through and enjoy. Legally...

Fuck em, ride through and enjoy. Legally licensed motor vehicle on a public thoroughfare. May have to get arrested to get it changed, but you're thinking about lawyering up any way.

If the...
Forum: Equipment 11-18-2011, 11:34 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 4,955
Posted By usafe7ret
Link doesn't work.

Link doesn't work.
Forum: Road warriors 11-15-2011, 01:08 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 6,497
Posted By usafe7ret
Overall, the BMW had it. It was close with the...

Overall, the BMW had it. It was close with the Honda and the Kawi in some areas, but the BMW had it in the important areas, braking, acceleration, handling, comfort, and noise.

Not sure what...
Forum: Airheads 11-15-2011, 12:11 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 5,595
Posted By usafe7ret
You mentioned a wooden table, so here is a...

You mentioned a wooden table, so here is a diagram for making one. It is an option you can think about.
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