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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 09-13-2014, 12:15 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 855
Posted By DOGSROOT
:rofl . . .

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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 09-13-2014, 08:53 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 855
Posted By DOGSROOT
Pissed No kidding, craigincali

This :asshat joined in Aug, and has posted 64 times since Sept started.

TEN threads started since the beginning of Sept; most inane. :csm

I'd ask him to smarten up or piss off, but he is...
Forum: Regional forums 09-12-2014, 08:03 AM
Replies: 6,658
Views: 569,387
Posted By DOGSROOT
That was my first thought too!!! :rofl . ....

That was my first thought too!!! :rofl
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Forum: Regional forums 09-11-2014, 12:23 PM
Replies: 6,658
Views: 569,387
Posted By DOGSROOT
Cool2 tag

Here ya go; a double twofer!!



http://i599.photobucket.com/albums/tt71/dogsroot/imagejpg1_zps9a62cbf8.jpg (http://s599.photobucket.com/user/dogsroot/media/imagejpg1_zps9a62cbf8.jpg.html)


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Forum: Ride reports 09-11-2014, 03:33 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 13,444
Posted By DOGSROOT
Thumb Great RR. :clap I just stayed up all night...

Great RR. :clap

I just stayed up all night (chronic insomniac) reading it, checking out the pix, and laughing out loud.

4 hrs well spent!! :norton

One correction: 9 States, 2 Provinces, 1...
Forum: Ride reports 09-11-2014, 03:31 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 13,444
Posted By DOGSROOT
Thumb Great RR. :clap I just stayed up all night...

Great RR. :clap

I just stayed up all night (chronic insomniac) reading it, checking out the pix, and laughing out loud.

4 hrs well spent!! :norton

One correction: 9 States, 2 Provinces, 1...
Forum: Road warriors 09-10-2014, 07:10 PM
Replies: 273
Views: 45,326
Posted By DOGSROOT
Varadero

True.

•California
38.04 million

•Canada
34.88 million

•Australia
22.68 million
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 09-10-2014, 01:52 PM
Replies: 261
Views: 7,844
Posted By DOGSROOT
Exaggerating? :1drink . . .

Exaggerating? :1drink
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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 09-07-2014, 07:15 PM
Replies: 261
Views: 7,844
Posted By DOGSROOT
Question Hmmmm.

Isn't there some fellow here on ADV who worked a decade or so for BOSCH testing ABS/non-ABS brake times?

A whole career spent trying to beat ABS stopping distances under controlled conditions?
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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 09-02-2014, 07:55 AM
Replies: 9,297
Views: 1,859,602
Posted By DOGSROOT
Wink DGraham, Sorry to have to be the one to...

DGraham,


Sorry to have to be the one to break the news to you, but...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-29-2014, 08:39 AM
Replies: 2,916
Views: 396,380
Posted By DOGSROOT
Cool looking helmet. I want afterburners on...

Cool looking helmet.

I want afterburners on mine now. :nod

In retrospect, lmychajluk, "Unfortunately" might not be the best choice of words. :rofl
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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-28-2014, 11:56 AM
Replies: 2,916
Views: 396,380
Posted By DOGSROOT
Hmmm. Helmet lights... Not a bad idea,...

Hmmm.

Helmet lights...

Not a bad idea, actually. :norton
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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-25-2014, 01:42 AM
Replies: 2,916
Views: 396,380
Posted By DOGSROOT
"Turns out not everyone calls it that" ...

"Turns out not everyone calls it that"

Sounds like there's a story there...? :ear

I'm assuming "riding bitch" is the monkey-in-the-middle sitting in the front seat of a pick-up.

Right?
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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-23-2014, 08:46 PM
Replies: 2,916
Views: 396,380
Posted By DOGSROOT
Cool2 Lingo

Hey 1911,

Funny, I thought that was universal; just goes to show.

To be 100% clear, it refers specifically to trucks passing each other w/ a speed differential of 1% or so.

Seems pointless,...
Forum: Road warriors 08-23-2014, 08:16 PM
Replies: 233
Views: 28,420
Posted By DOGSROOT
KTM 1290 SD. :eek2 . . .

KTM 1290 SD. :eek2
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Forum: Road warriors 08-23-2014, 11:57 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 4,024
Posted By DOGSROOT
Cool2 Cool

Cool video.

Cool bikes.

Cool roads.

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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-23-2014, 10:04 AM
Replies: 2,916
Views: 396,380
Posted By DOGSROOT
Cool2 Oops

@AtomicAlex:

I always loved the separated bike path system whenever I was in Holland.

Better for everyone. :norton

Do the e-bikes ride on the roads there?


@catweasel:
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-22-2014, 07:59 AM
Replies: 2,916
Views: 396,380
Posted By DOGSROOT
Thumbs down Now imagine a couple of dozen of these e-bicycles...

Now imagine a couple of dozen of these e-bicycles trundling along at 5-10% less than the speed limit on the same road...

:umph
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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-21-2014, 07:13 PM
Replies: 9,297
Views: 1,859,602
Posted By DOGSROOT
I volunteer for that. :ricky Pick me!! ...

I volunteer for that. :ricky

Pick me!! Pick me!! :happay
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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-21-2014, 10:52 AM
Replies: 848
Views: 71,204
Posted By DOGSROOT
Relax Chip. ...

Relax Chip.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Litre

Ride the World.
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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-21-2014, 08:03 AM
Replies: 848
Views: 71,204
Posted By DOGSROOT
Cool2 Here ya go

http://www.advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=954716

:norton
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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-20-2014, 07:16 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 3,405
Posted By DOGSROOT
Cool2 He ought to stick to cages. . . .

He ought to stick to cages.
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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-16-2014, 03:39 PM
Replies: 9,297
Views: 1,859,602
Posted By DOGSROOT
Oh Bugger

Touché.

Forgive me, but y'all sound the same to us. :rofl

I've heard all of those 'cept for RUMPY PUMPY.

That term just screams :kat bandit.

Now I cannot purge my mind of the image of...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-16-2014, 10:43 AM
Replies: 9,297
Views: 1,859,602
Posted By DOGSROOT
Eh? Yikes

Hmmm.

Jim, I'm not sure that's at all appropriate after a raunchy Australian joke involving cunnilingus. :eek1
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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-16-2014, 10:39 AM
Replies: 9,297
Views: 1,859,602
Posted By DOGSROOT
Question Asexual Hybrid?

So, Catweasel, you're saying that rooting is senseless...

:viking

:viking

:viking

Don't knock it till you've tried it. :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-16-2014, 04:10 AM
Replies: 9,297
Views: 1,859,602
Posted By DOGSROOT
Cool2 Rated X

The joke has oft been "cleaned up".

Unfortunate; the original is much better.

If one is aware that "to root" is Antipodean slang for "to fuck", the joke becomes apparent. :norton



A...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-16-2014, 03:41 AM
Replies: 729
Views: 280,125
Posted By DOGSROOT
What a fucking maroon. :wink: . . .

What a fucking maroon. :wink:
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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-14-2014, 03:14 AM
Replies: 2,916
Views: 396,380
Posted By DOGSROOT
Interesting; I'll have to check that out. I...

Interesting; I'll have to check that out.

I really don't know what they use up here.

I still see places where folks have driven over the "markings" and left a tire track past where it was laid....
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-13-2014, 01:11 PM
Replies: 2,916
Views: 396,380
Posted By DOGSROOT
Cool2 Always shouts out something obscene

I guess what I was referring to are actually "Zebra Stripes".



http://i599.photobucket.com/albums/tt71/dogsroot/imagejpg1_zps3b19f78b.jpg...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-13-2014, 12:43 PM
Replies: 2,916
Views: 396,380
Posted By DOGSROOT
Glad you made it. I make a point of always...

Glad you made it.

I make a point of always trying to go between the crosswalk bars.

Just want it to be an ingrained habit.

Still, WTF, why can't the city simply add some sand to their paint?...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-11-2014, 11:03 AM
Replies: 9,297
Views: 1,859,602
Posted By DOGSROOT
Eek God Help Today's Youth

Odd episode last night whilst gassing up.

A very young Asian guy w/ intensely bad acne jumps out of a modern muscle car and runs up to me.

"Excuse me Sir, my air is low-what should I do?"
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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-11-2014, 09:21 AM
Replies: 205
Views: 14,483
Posted By DOGSROOT
Question Eye kin noo unnerstan ye, lad!!

:huh



:hmmmmm



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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-11-2014, 08:42 AM
Replies: 147
Views: 9,744
Posted By DOGSROOT
Cool2 Hell Yes!!

A quick shoulder check is essential. :nod

Especially on a bike; brief contact w/ another vehicle isn't just a "fender-bender" on a bike.

When I'm crossing traffic, ie. two opposing flows, I...
Forum: Australia 08-08-2014, 06:55 AM
Replies: 3,039
Views: 442,834
Posted By DOGSROOT
Cool2 Segue...

Segue:

http://i599.photobucket.com/albums/tt71/dogsroot/imagejpg1_zps050a5796.jpg (http://s599.photobucket.com/user/dogsroot/media/imagejpg1_zps050a5796.jpg.html)
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Forum: Road warriors 07-29-2014, 12:37 PM
Replies: 233
Views: 28,420
Posted By DOGSROOT
Not so fast, Maggot!! I have 75,000 MILES on...

Not so fast, Maggot!!

I have 75,000 MILES on her w/out a problem.

I do my own maintenance on her, as far as possible.

She sure does have quite the appetite for front tires though...
Forum: Road warriors 07-29-2014, 11:48 AM
Replies: 233
Views: 28,420
Posted By DOGSROOT
A heated seat. :nod . . .

A heated seat. :nod
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Forum: Road warriors 07-29-2014, 10:59 AM
Replies: 233
Views: 28,420
Posted By DOGSROOT
Indeed. :norton ...

Indeed. :norton





http://i599.photobucket.com/albums/tt71/dogsroot/imagejpg1_zps6ce8e69b.jpg (http://s599.photobucket.com/user/dogsroot/media/imagejpg1_zps6ce8e69b.jpg.html)
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Forum: Road warriors 07-28-2014, 01:27 PM
Replies: 233
Views: 28,420
Posted By DOGSROOT
Bluhduh O z y m a n d i a s

Too true, cug, too true.

NA society today is generally composed of whiners and incompetents.

Especially evident on our roads. :cry

A far cry from earlier generations (all their flaws...
Forum: The Rockies – It's all downhill from here... 07-24-2014, 01:40 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 3,711
Posted By DOGSROOT
Question Hey Cowboy, Ever catch that sucker? . . ...

Hey Cowboy,

Ever catch that sucker?
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Forum: Old's Cool 07-17-2014, 03:58 PM
Replies: 103
Views: 11,425
Posted By DOGSROOT
Cool2 Very Cool.

SOS,

Nice work.

Total ZOMBIE THREAD, BTW. :rofl

You, and other technically gifted guys on this site, are an inspiration to guys like me w/ 2 left thumbs.

Just in time too; I need to...
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