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Old 06-09-2009, 06:15 AM   #159
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Originally Posted by Sonex522
If you're doing an engine swap at the salvage yard so you can be sure to get the parts you need, and it's closing time and all you have to do yet is hook up the throttle cable...

just throw the hood in the back seat (convertible) and have your buddy drive while you sit on the fender and work the throttle.

When the cop stops you, promise to walk home and wait until he's good and gone before seeing how fast she goes with the new V-8 in there. Be sure to hang on tight to the windshield and make your buddy promise not to swerve.
UI can easily see the movie of this in my mind's eye -- perhaps it's a midwestern thing? ;-}
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