Here's the dirty pig after playing in the mud near Tulsa, OK.
And here's me "parked" on a trail in the Ozark NF, AR.
"This place fucking runs on beer, you buy the right person a beer, and you get a job, a blow, a place to sleep, whatever.
You're hot, cold, thirsty, hungry... beer will fix that.
Beer is a god damn miracle, and don't you forget it!"