Last week I had to caulk the seams of the saw cuts in my shop floor. At about 300 linear feet, I had to have a plan. When I was done, I had used a tapered section of Carbon Fiber golf club shaft, the barrel of a Sharpie pen, some glue, a small drill bit and a length of duct tape to fashion a slip-on extendion for the caulk tube that squirted the sealer directly into the crack. I then sat on my creeper and rolled around the shop for a few hours with my kids help to wipe the joints clean.
My sons then saw grandpas work on his driveway and said that "ours looks WAY better".
Do I get bonus points for impressing the kids?
Nothing matters but the weekend, from the Tuesday point of view