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Old 07-30-2009, 04:29 PM   #833
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Location: The banks of the mighty Nissitissit River
Oddometer: 285
Originally Posted by freaking RT
customs: what's your purpose for a visit, sir?
me: going to get an egg
Or, coming back:

ICE officer: Are you bringing anything back from Canada?
You: Yessir, an egg.
ICE officer: What?
You: An egg.
ICE officer: That's a round, ah, rock. Not an egg.
You: Actually, it's a tag.
ICE officer: What?
You: A tag, for a Tag-O-Rama.
ICE officer: Pull over there, unpack every bag on your bike and drop your pants.

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