I know you're skeptical, since I wussed out the last couple times. But I wanna ri--f%cking--de.
Is what we ought to do is ... sneak, bob and weave all day Saturday through the Swell and end up at a motel in Green River (maybe bring the sleeping bag and a tarp just to keep the options open). Sunday we ride the White Rim Trail and then blast back to Slick, maybe a little in the dark.
Gravity sucks -- Isaac Newton (loosely paraphrased)