I was grabbing lunch on the way to class, wearing my jacket and carrying my helmet:
Cafeteria worker #1: Do you ride a crotch rocket?
Me: No, it's actually called a "standard style". It's a Honda CB750.
Cafeteria worker #2: So, a cruiser.
Me: No, very much not a cruiser.
Cafeteria worker #2: Yup, cruiser.