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Old 04-18-2010, 04:47 AM   #1583
Eso Teric
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Originally Posted by eepeqez
Some years ago my sister had twins (yikes, they're 15 now!).

Now everyone knows that you're supposed to have a conversation with the new mum about her babies.

And everyone knows that the first question you ask is:
"boy or girl?"

And my sister would answer, "one of each".

And then because they're twins, they know they're supposed to ask:
"Are they identical?"

My sister developed a range of entertaining answers to this one. My favourite was "all except he's got a ...".

She even had one guy try to insist identical twins could be of different genders.


One of my friends actually followed "Are they identical?" with "I can't believe I just said that" before my sister managed to answer. These people, who are smart enough to feel stupid, are actually the smart ones!



Basically dumb formula questions aren't about a desire to know something but not thinking about it first; they're a conversation starter, said without much thought to their content. That's why so many people asked my sister if her twin son and daughter were identical, and its why some many people ask the same simple but not very bright questions at the petrol station when they just want to admire your bike (everyone used to ride once) / boat (they all know boats are for fishing) / Morris Minor (everyone's grandmother had one).

What other formula situation/dumb questions have we all experienced?

When I went to Ohio and met suburban suicide deer I finally understood why Americans ask... - No, we do not have kangaroos hopping down the streets in suburban Australia. 8-)
Never actually thought of it that way, nice "outside the box" thinking. You are absolutely smack on, I think back a little now on some 'dumb' questions i must have asked, non-bike related, like talking to a neighbour: "mowing the lawn huh" when it's quite obvious (he's on a tractor cause it's a few acres haha), or getting pulled up by the police "driving to work today huh" (usually they pull me up on the bike , i live in a rural area so i know them well), it is purely a convo starter.

I feel a little abashed now, when i used to groan at people from work asking whether i rode to work today ... whilst carrying a helmet etc!

Nice way of putting some stupid questions into perspective

Cheers
Eso
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