The first night in Niagara Falls we had supper at Ruby Tuesdays and drew out our route on a napkin.
Shakey was joking around with the waiter, telling him we wanted a romantic table for the 3 of us... the waiter sent a girl over to ask us if we wanted candles, and if this table was "private" enough for us. The staff all figured we were queer; we didn't straighten them out. Dyno just asked for some crayons.
WHAT have I got myself into???