This thread has stayed more on topic than most JoMomma threads...
Originally Posted by Norhasken
There really isn't an answer to the OP's question that has any shred of plausibility to it.
"Now I listen to my sweetheart and I listen to my thirst. I don't spend time listening to other peoples words. Sometimes they're right most times the reverse. They say the best is for the best when the best's for the worse" - Josh Ritter