This is a work in progress. I'll do my best to keep this up to date, but obviously I need some intel here (especially LA), so please feel free to make productive suggestions.
This is meant to be an informative clearinghouse for noobs and inmates alike. Not a BS thread.
"This place fucking runs on beer, you buy the right person a beer, and you get a job, a blow, a place to sleep, whatever.
You're hot, cold, thirsty, hungry... beer will fix that.
Beer is a god damn miracle, and don't you forget it!"