Well, I was really curious about them and tempted to try a pair. Then I saw a few people wearing them in public. It was tough but I was able to avoid stopping other people passing by so we could ridicule the wearer en masse. They look especially funny with khakis.
'Gonna get me a six pack...push people off the highway!'
"they live off the carrion of our mutual distrust and bribe us with symbols that equate hatred with manhood."
"I mean at the end of the day, I was addicted to Starting Fluid for Christ's sake!"
"Yeah, that guy sure is terrible at touching moms"