This is wonderfully painful to watch.
I will stand by; I know CPR.
I and another chum once attempted to "restore" I think Honda's very first ever ATV with four wheels.
It started the same way. I won't tell you how it ended, there are restraining orders in place, just sayin.
-“Ah, you're wasting you're time. They can't track us over rocks.
Tell them that.......... --Who are those guys?”