Some people have no sense of adventure. Or something.
On the plus side, I just checked my propane tank gauge, and this house sucks rather less fuel than the old farmhouse used to, on account of the new house having insulation, and a lot less gaps.
And I went and stood in my shed. It was awesome. It'll be even more awesomer soon. I think April will be a month of quite good activity, shed construction wise.
You are on a beach. The sand ripples between your knees. A man tries to sell you a watch; you ignore him. Another man tries to sell you an unpleasant carving.
You call the police.
All is well.