Hilarious
"I have 3 live black walnut trees here for sale. The $900 tree measures 82" in circumference measured about 3' from the ground. The second tree is $1200 and measures 91" in circumference and the 3rd tree is $1900 and measures 97" in circumference. The buyer must fall the trees, grind the stumps and remove all debris. Buyer must be very experienced, bonded and insured and will be expected to sign a hold harmless agreement. These trees measure 8', 10' and 12' to the crotch. On Farmington Rd. in Hillsboro. (503) 628-3888. Thanks for looking."
