ride bike up a ten foot ramp into the back of your pickup and then change your mind halfway up...
once you get it back up, have your girlfriend help you try to push it up the ramp. she should come in handy helping get the thing off of yourself when you are pinned undeneath it in the bed of the truck.
take bike off of the center stand on the upside of a sloped right hand breakdown lane. make sure there is a guard rail to stop it from falling completly over.
twist the throtle on your FI bike while starting it and then take off out of your drive before the computer can do anything about it. when you start to turn, the bike should almost stall.. to compensate, twist the living heck out of the throtle again. it should take off like a bat out of hell, do a wheelie that pulls your feet off the pegs, and then land you neatly on your neighbours lawn, with pieces of sod sticking form your helmet. for more fun, do this when everyone is outside on a nice day.
or did you already post them?
reason for edit.... hmm, no reason really.
celtic screwed with this post 07-28-2005 at 07:54 PM