Ah, hell, I gotta reply to this.
Attempt to ride your shiny new-to-you Honda Cruiser out to your parents house in Godforsaken Nowhere, Alaska on a unimproved clay and mud road in the middle of spring breakup ........ in the rain.
Guaranteed to keep your attention.
Dumb-A$$ bomb! Kinda like a water balloon but with more vulgarity!