Went to the grocery today and ran into a old HS girl friend. Her husband rides a KTM Duke and is ATGATT.
I'm on my Buell, in my gear, carrying a helmet in my hand, basket in the other.
Her: Did you ride to the grocery?
Me: No Maria, I'm just that clumsy!
She had this look on here face, like "dammit asshole you got me"
We laughed and hugged goodbye.