Dick isn't from APG is he? Oh wait, my guy doesn't actually ride. . .
I think my funniest story is when loading up at the supermarket a few weeks ago, an older gentleman (mid 80's?) came up to me with his wife and rapped his knuckles on the sidecar and then my tank.
Him: "Real metal, eh?"
Him: "Yeah, none of this plastic tupperware shit these kids ride today."
Me: "And not only that, it's comfortable."
Him: "Yeah you don't want to go around looking like a monkey f$^%ing a football, you know"
Me: "Do either of you want to go for a ride?"
Him: "Nah, senior discount is going to end at (whatever the restaraunt was)"
Me: "Be well."
We parted ways after that and I haven't seen him since.
Breathe, keep breathing, I can't do this alone